Worst Movies Eva

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Worst Movies Eva

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The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1989,  R)
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 1.0 Star
God i hated this movie and have tried therapy to forget it!!!! Cant give it less than 1
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Sahara (2005,  PG-13)
Sahara 1.0 Star
man this was lame, id give it less than one if i could.
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Scoop (2006,  PG-13)
Scoop 0.5 Stars
OMG... The Scoop is... its poop. Dont see it unless you like absolute dribble. I love Jackman & Johansson but a waste of talent and Woody Allen was at his annoying best throughout this. The whole story was boring, predictable and thank god it finished. I only watched it cause it was on the plane but this for me will be the benchmark for worst movie 2007!! If you liked this then you are very easily pleased in my book. This was plain awful. I cant believe people liked this!
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Children of Men (2006,  R)
Children of Men 0.5 Stars
I cant believe people liked this dribble, if this is the future, than Im all up for extinction. This is one of the worst movies i have seen in a long time. Found this utterly boring, predictable and a complete waste of time.
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Memento (2000,  R)
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Speed 2 - Cruise Control (1997,  PG-13)
Speed 2 - Cruise Control 0.5 Stars
OMG I saw this in LA when i was 24, In some superdome place, i was really excited after seeing the original. Well wasnt this the hugest let down of all time. CRAP CRAP CRAP
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Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984,  PG)
Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes 1.0 Star
I hated this so much at the time, im afraid to watch it now in case im right
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Miami Vice (2006,  R)
Miami Vice 1.0 Star
Absolute rubbish, about as exciting as chewing on cardboard. Will real Crockett and Tubbs please stand up.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006,  PG-13)
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 0.5 Stars
Made the first one good. Sorry hated it, bored me but loved the costumes!!!! Drunken, bewildered, whatever u want to call him, Depp is plain annoying in this and was so excited to see Rush come into the film, but it was the end. Hollywood cashing in by making these extra 2. Not a good idea left in Hollywood, think I'd rather watch bollywood!!!!
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The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990,  R)
The Bonfire of the Vanities 1.0 Star
This was awful and two of my all time favourite actors
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Kids (1995,  NC-17)
Kids 0.5 Stars
I remember seeing this rubbish when it came out. I was 24 and just thought what a load of crap. These kids behaviour was disgraceful, just a snapshot of some rather poor behaviour and when you add drugs etc, what do u expect. To me this is just plain old shock doc and really was a waste of my time. I learnt nothing from this film and i cant belieive they tried to ban it cause some stupid kids were allowed to run amock on film. At the end of the day you live with the decisions you make. I say if you look for it, you will find it and thats all this guy did with making this film. If you need to learn lessons from this film then your parents didnt teach you right or you just an idiot. Utter crap
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Dogma (1999,  R)
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The Royal Tenenbaums (2001,  R)
The Royal Tenenbaums 1.0 Star
god this was awful, rather watch paint dry or listen to nails down a chalk board. This was crap and to like this, u must be disturbed. Hackman shame, hackman shame
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Ghost Rider (2007,  PG-13)
Ghost Rider 1.5 Stars
Probably the worst movie I have seen for 2007 thus far. Nic Cage back to his terrible overacting after good performances in Next and Lords Of War. This was just plain awful to watch and glad i didnt see it at the movies. Think I would have walked out, at least at home i just laid down and rested til it finished!!!
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V for Vendetta (2006,  R)
V for Vendetta 2.0 Stars
V is for Valium. Sorry I just didnt enjoy this flick. It was so long and boring. It didnt hold my suspense and found myself falling asleep half way through.
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Bug (2007) (2006,  R)
Bug (2007) 0.5 Stars
One of the worst films I have seen in a long time. I got this out on DVD cause Ashley Judd( who i love) was in it. I cant believe they made this film, this was worse than Scoop ( my most recent hated film). Ms Judd your career must be in a nose dive to deliver this dribble!!!

You have been warned NOT TO SEE THIS!!!!
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Gabriel (2007,  Unrated)
Gabriel 1.0 Star
Only saving grace was Andy Whitfield other than that what a mess of a film. Not worth commenting any further and a waste of $2. Trashy Aussie film.
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006,  PG-13)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 1.0 Star
OMG - How does a film like this get released. So many great actors and none could save this film from the wrecking ball! Not sure whats more annoying the terrible acting, the script or the music that accompanies this flick. Thankgod i never dished out a dime. This would be the worst film i have watched for 2008 and possibly 2007!
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Diamond Dogs (2007,  R)
Diamond Dogs 1.0 Star
Oh Dolph what a slippery slope its been since Rocky IV!!!! Not even you my friend can save this movie.
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The Shepherd: Border Patrol (2008,  R)
The Shepherd: Border Patrol 1.0 Star
Sadly one of the worst Van Damme films i have seen. Sure he tries hard but is surrounded by such B grade acting and incredibly terrible script and story. Only Diamond Dogs with Dolph Lundgren was worse so far for me in 2008! Oh poor old Dolph and Jean - loved em growing up, its time they retired gracefully rather than continue to smear there name with such dribble.
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Southland Tales (2006,  R)
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The Happening (2008,  R)
The Happening 0.5 Stars
No way, so sick of this M Kiss this Goodnight!!! Only had 1 decent flick, rest have been laughable rubbish...

Additions to my above comments have been confirmed. I got a FREE copy to watch and decided to give it a go. The only positive is that he does address good ideas, conspiracy theories etc but his execution is terrible and this film is one of the worst i have seen for ages. I get the whole act of nature but to make it in to a film and not a documentary made it such a yawn. I really think he was trying to pay homage to Hitchcock and didnt come close.

Also the main characters could have been trees, probably why they didnt die. They were so wooden and what an awful script. What bugs me is that one time the 'wind' went thru them and choose to leave them alone with its toxins cause they were in a small group but other people in small groups ( in the car) were affected.

Most definitely his worst film to date (worse than the Village) and think its time i come up with a film of immense stupidity and send it to some Hollywood execs.
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