Worst. Movies. Ever.
My personal list of what I consider to be the worst abominations to movie watchers everywhere. Aside from Soul Plane, which is the worst ever, this list is in no particular order.
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Soul Plane (2004, R)
The absolute WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!! If I could rate it any lower, I would! It should come packaged with a gun so you can blow your brains instead of watching this crap. In fact, if you want the experience of watching "Soul Plane" without the emotional scarring, just punch yourself in the balls for 90 minutes while chewing on broken glass. |
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001, R)
Not funny at all, tends to be popular with the feminist crowd. |
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Alone in the Dark (2004, R)
One of the worst films ever made, a slap in the face to the cinema industry, including porn. Uwe Boll is a no-talent hack who ruins everything he touches. A good clinic example of "how NOT to make a film." |
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House of the Dead (2003, R)
It's really funny, but only because it's so god-awful. |
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Air Bud (1997, PG)
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Darkness (2002, Unrated)
It's kinda like Silent Hill, but without a plot, acting, or anything remotely resembling "good." |
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Into the Blue (2005, PG-13)
I never thought watching Jessica Alba in a bikini would be boring...then why did this movie put me to sleep? Oh yeah, because it sucks ass. |
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Baby Geniuses (1999, PG)
One of the most frieghtning horror movies ever made. |
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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004, PG)
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Napoleon Dynamite (2004, PG)
If you want to know what an overrated movie looks like, you've found it. This movie is not funny, and relies on a one-joke concept to fill the entire plot, kinda like a 'SNL' movie but without the production values. |
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Romper Stomper (1992, R)
Crikey! This movie was so bad, the lead actor (not Crowe, the other one) committed suicide after he watched the movie. I'm serious. |
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Abandon (2002, PG-13)
Predictable, derivitive, piece of shit. |
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