Worst Movies Ever!!


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Unfortunately this list will keep on getting longer and longer as I waste my time watching movies that should have never been done. Feel free to comment on this.

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American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007,  R)
American Pie Presents: Beta House
Extremely lame, this movie is aimed at teenage boys that just want to see boobs and think people throwing up is funny. The whole American Pie "feel" got lost with this movie
2
Absolute Zero (2007,  Unrated)
Absolute Zero
Suckiest movie ever. Totally corny and predicyable, but what else can you expect from a movie whose lead role is Erika Eleniak?! Please, this is a cheap versio of The Day After Tomorrow
3
Blonde Ambition (2007,  PG-13)
Blonde Ambition
Jessica Simpson. Enough said
4
Marie and Bruce (2004,  Unrated)
Marie and Bruce
Booring. I hate independent films or dark comedies, this is not a comedy. I recommend this movie to people that have problems sleeping, is way better than pills
5
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006,  R)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
This is about a woman that can see beauty where no one else does. Well, she must have done this movie because it just awful and extremely boring. Creepy and weird and not in a good way, this movie is way to artsy for me
6
Babel (2006,  R)
Babel
Yes, I hated this movie, shoot me. I know everybody loved it and praise it but I just don't see it, for me it was different stories about people that without knowing it affected each others life, no climax whatsoever and no closure, just boring. This is to normal life-ish for me
7
2 Days in the Valley (1996,  R)
2 Days in the Valley
Sucked, sucked, sucked. Teri Hatcher deserved her Razzie award, and I never thought Charlize Theron could look ugly, well guess what? Mission accomplished. At the end my boyfriend and I were like "Huh?" That's the best way to describe this movie
8
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008,  PG-13)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
I hated it! Some good jokes but that's it. Very racists and even though he was trying to have this peace and love message he just labeled everybody. And what was with the humping and hip movvements? Totally gross
9
Cassandra's Dream (2007,  PG-13)
Cassandra's Dream
Really? How did this made it to the theaters? I want that hour an 45 minutes of my life, which is distributed in the movie like this: 1 hour of nothing happenning, 5 minutes of good part and 40 minutes of this is pure crap. Is a shame, because Farrell is awesome
10
The Good Night (2007,  R)
The Good Night
Awful, just awful movie. The title says it all, the only thing tis movie is going to give you is a good night because it certainly is a snooze fest. The actors are so good that I'm surprised they agreed to do this. I can understand why Gwyneth Paltrow would agree at doing this (her brother is the director) but she could at least have done a good job, because she is just fake and bland in this. The movie is portrayed as being this super deep psychological dream research but it really is a movie about a guy that likes jacking off. The only 2 good things about this movie: it got me interested in reasearching about dream controlling and the end

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