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Worst. Movies. Ever.


  1. Gaijindesu
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So, if you ever want to kill yourself(which I hope you would never want to do), go pick one of these up. I'm sure it will help you appreciate humankind that much more.


They're not in any particular order, but obviously the ones with the 1 star ratings are better than those with the half-star ratings...

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1
Ultraviolet (2006,  PG-13)
Ultraviolet 0.5 Stars
Horrible in almost every way. The scripting was bad. The dialogue was bad. The "acting" was bad. The fight scenes were bad. Even the premise was bad!

to quote a friend of mine: "There's a new recruit they haven't managed to dumb down yet!" (reffering to the only henchman that didn't do the generic swing, and seemed like kind of a challenge).

Plot holes abound and attempted "chinese-y-ness" was thrown in, with clips of the Shanghai Pearl Tower (which I was actually more interested in than the movie) and even a gang called the "Chinois Go" (Chinois is Chinese in french; Go is Japanese for 5) which appeared about once during the whole movie. Poor acting with horrible dialogue. I can't stress the bad acting point enough.

It was just bad. Just horribly Horribly bad. It was one of those movies that was so atrociously and mind-bogglingly bad that it's funny to watch.

Katinka (zoolander reference) has seen better days!
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2
Napoleon Dynamite (2004,  PG)
Napoleon Dynamite 0.5 Stars
This movie is way overrated. There's no plot, it's not funny and there's nothing terribly special about it. It was PAINFUL to watch and to all those with a sense of humour I warn you to stay away.

I laughed at one joke, and only because I had heard someone at school re-tell it in a funnier way. That's just how bad it is.

If I wanted to see stupid highschoolers who aren't funny, I would hang around some of my classmates...
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3
High School Musical (2006,  Unrated)
High School Musical 0.5 Stars
Oh Lord. I saw about 15 seconds of it and thought I would vomit. STAY AWAY if you have brain cells.
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4
Date Movie (2006,  PG-13)
Date Movie 0.5 Stars
I laughed at... umm...

Two seconds of the intro....

and.....

One point in the movie where her Japanese sister was wearing a riddiculous outfit.

That's about it.

This is pretty damn sad, and I like the Scary Movie franchise...
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5
Aeon Flux (2005,  PG-13)
Aeon Flux 0.5 Stars
Ugh, what the hell was this?

The story wasn't complicated, but it was impossible to follow. A snoozefest with no redeeming value. It doesn't hurt that Charlize delivers every line exactly the same way: In monotone...
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6
Wedding Crashers (2005,  R)
Wedding Crashers 1.0 Star
I really don't understand why this movie is so great, I had to walk out after first half hour because it was so boring, and it hadn't made me laugh a single time..,
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7
Cold Mountain (2003,  R)
Cold Mountain 1.0 Star
Tediously slow and uninteresting. It's not even worth your time. Avoid at all costs!
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8
Lost In Translation (2003,  R)
Lost In Translation 1.0 Star
UGH! Disgusting. NO PLOT! It was just a sequence of things semi-joking about Japan. Ha! He's taller than they are! Very original.
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Alexander (2004,  R)
Alexander 1.0 Star
It skipped around, was all over the place and there were only two action scenes that were drawn out (and crappy). If I ever hear Angelina Jolie shouting about her womb again I think I'm going to go insane.
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10
Catwoman (2004,  PG-13)
Catwoman 1.0 Star
This makes me doubt Halle Berry's acting abilities. It surprises me that she received an Oscar at all.
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11
Kangaroo Jack (2003,  PG)
Kangaroo Jack 1.0 Star
Why a movie like this was even made escapes me. Pointless Garbage that isn't worth your time.
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12
Van Helsing (2004,  PG-13)
Van Helsing 1.0 Star
There was no plot, the Special Effects were overdone and the acting was horrible. It was very depressing because they ruined many of my favourite evil beings.
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13
XXX (2002,  PG-13)
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14
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1967,  R)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1.0 Star
Very Long, Not exciting, uninteresting drawn out and frustratingly annoying. This movie is all of the above. Clint Eastwood is not a likeable character and the story is so clichéd it makes your head spin. I'm aware that there are people (and lots of them) who enjoyed this movie. I have never, and probably never will, like the old West. This movie doesn't change my opinion at all.
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The Princess Bride (1987,  PG)
The Princess Bride 1.0 Star
Annoying. I hear the book is good, but the movie certainly wasn't. The main characters name is Buttercup. When the best part of the movie involves a man dressed up as a rodent (which is clearly visible) you know there's a problem.
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