Worst Movies Ever!!


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These movies cause cancer, HIV, stupidity, herpes and other VDīs.
They are in random order.

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1
Air Bud (1997,  PG)
Air Bud
Itīs a fucking DOG!! Motherfuckers must be trippin.
2
Heartstopper (2006,  Unrated)
Heartstopper
OMG!! I hate this film so much!!
It's soooo terrible.. Bad, acting, dialouge, plot, directing.. Everything!!!
-Hello. I'm a random psychopath, recently executed. Now I can suck peoples life-force by holding their hearts!!
Suck my ass!!
And an advice to Meredith Henderson and Lori Heller; Stop acting!!!
Whoever wrote the dialouge should be put to sleep.

DON*T WATCH THIS S**T!!!!
3
Another Gay Movie (2006,  Unrated)
Another Gay Movie
The most vile and dissgusting movie I have seen since Salo. Contains one or two laughs. If you are a homo-fob, dont watch this one.
4
Black Knight (2001,  PG-13)
Black Knight
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Martin Lawrence sucks!
5
Mr. Magoo (1997,  PG)
Mr. Magoo
The worldīs most irritating animated-series figure becomes a full-lenght film, and becomes even more irritating. Dont se it!
6
The Fog (2005,  PG-13)
The Fog
They should have left this classic alone. The ending is horrificly stupid and expected.
7
Valentine (2001,  R)
Valentine
Tagline: Try to get scared.... If you can.
8
Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004,  R)
Resident Evil - Apocalypse
This is a joke.. Dont watch it!!
9
Dungeons & Dragons (2000,  PG-13)
Dungeons & Dragons
So disappointing.
10
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004,  R)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
A friend of mine has this one as his absolute favorite film. I on the other hand hate it. You just have to make up your own mind.
11
Spy Kids (2001,  PG)
Spy Kids
You might think that Antonio Banderas would be the worst thing with this movie, but he isnīt. There is two little horrible kids in it as well.
12
Josie and the Pussycats (2001,  PG)
Josie and the Pussycats
What would the world do whitout girl-bands?
13
Crossroads (2002,  PG-13)
Crossroads
Who could ever belive in this film? Britney is a twat.
14
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000,  PG)
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
Robert De Niro at absolute rock-bottom. Crap, crap, crap, crap.
15
Scooby-Doo (2002,  PG)
Scooby-Doo
As a fan of the old Scooby show's I'm wery upset.
16
Wild Wild West (1999,  PG-13)
Wild Wild West
Of all of Will Smiths movies, this is the wourst.
17
The Patriot (1999,  R)
The Patriot
Steven Seagal is indestructible. As always.
18
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987,  R)
Surf Nazis Must Die
Nice beaches, good surf and lots of nazis? How does it all fit togheter?
19
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003,  PG-13)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life
Why a second one? Wasn't it enough with one?
20
La sindrome di Stendhal (The Stendhal Syndrome) (1996,  Unrated)
La sindrome di Stendhal (The Stendhal Syndrome)
I love Dario Argentos movies but this is.. I dont even have words for it. Plus the fact that Asia Argento is in it. She could be the worst actress after Salma Hayek and Britney Spears.
21
The Retreat (Silent Scream) (2005,  Unrated)
The Retreat (Silent Scream)
BAAAAAD!!!!
22
Dunston Checks In (1996,  PG)
Dunston Checks In
"-No kids and no animals."
That is my motto.
But now it aired on TV. Nothing else was on, so...
I feel violated.
The monkey is the only good actor in the film..
23
The Contract (2006,  R)
The Contract
Is this film tryiong to be smart?
Well, it fails big time.
Starts kinda good, but then totally loses it's track after just two minutes.
Then you get to see one cliché after another.
24
Cougar Club (2007,  R)
Cougar Club
This film is awful.
How could any of the actors agree to be in this lousy piece of shit film.
Don't watch it!!
25
Shredderman Rules (2007,  Unrated)
Shredderman Rules
Really terrible
26
Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984,  PG)
27
The Last Legion (2007,  PG-13)
The Last Legion
I buy way to much crap on DVD.

This was annoyingly bad.
Not one of the actors do a good job.
The kid just stands there.. Like he always do.
Colin Firth is totally out of place.
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate it!!!

Don't watch it!!
28
Jumper (2008,  PG-13)
Jumper
Has Hayden Christensen done anything good?
This was a shallow piece of crap film.
Lousy cast and a super thin screen-play.
I started of giving it 2 stars. But the more I think about it, the lower the rating becomes.
29
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979,  PG)
Rock 'n' Roll High School
Joey Ramone might be the ugliest fuck I've ever seen.
Even Clint Howard looks good next to him.
P.J. Soles character Riff Randell is a pain in the ass..
30
First Daughter (2004,  PG)
First Daughter
No way in hoe hell..
Damn!! This is typical Thailand.. Nothing but crap to watch on TV.
The poor taste of TV forces me to watch crap like this..
And yes, it was just as bad and pre-dictable as I guessed..
31
The Patriot (2000,  R)
The Patriot
Horrible
32
Godzilla (1998,  PG-13)
33
Haggard (2003,  R)
Haggard
What piece of shit.
Not good, not funny, not entertaining.
Just lame dialouge and a horrible soundtrack
consisting of HIM mostly.

ps. Come out of the closet Bam
34
Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009,  R)
Road Trip: Beer Pong
Why did they produce this? Was it to spite God and I?
I bet you it was.

Watch Beerfest instead.
35
Homo Erectus (National Lampoon's The Stoned Age) (2007,  R)
Homo Erectus (National Lampoon's The Stoned Age)
Crap trough and trough.
Adam Rifkin. You suck big time.
36
Boxing Helena (1993,  R)
Boxing Helena
What a piece of s**t!
I had kind of high expectations when I started to watch this, sine I love Sherilyn Fenn and Julian Sands otherwise. But this was just pathetic.
Julian Sands fails misserably at trying to speak with an american accent.
Sure Sherilyn Fenn looks hot as always, but that doesn't help much when you got a hack directing.

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