Worst Movies Ever!!

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These movies cause cancer, HIV, stupidity, herpes and other VDīs.
They are in random order.

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1
Air Bud (1997,  PG)
Air Bud 0.5 Stars
Itīs a fucking DOG!! Motherfuckers must be trippin.
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2
Heartstopper (2006,  Unrated)
Heartstopper 0.5 Stars
OMG!! I hate this film so much!!
It's soooo terrible.. Bad, acting, dialouge, plot, directing.. Everything!!!
-Hello. I'm a random psychopath, recently executed. Now I can suck peoples life-force by holding their hearts!!
Suck my ass!!
And an advice to Meredith Henderson and Lori Heller; Stop acting!!!
Whoever wrote the dialouge should be put to sleep.

DON*T WATCH THIS S**T!!!!
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3
Another Gay Movie (2006,  Unrated)
Another Gay Movie 1.0 Star
The most vile and dissgusting movie I have seen since Salo. Contains one or two laughs. If you are a homo-fob, dont watch this one.
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4
Black Knight (2001,  PG-13)
Black Knight 0.5 Stars
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen. Martin Lawrence sucks!
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5
Mr. Magoo (1997,  PG)
Mr. Magoo 0.5 Stars
The worldīs most irritating animated-series figure becomes a full-lenght film, and becomes even more irritating. Dont se it!
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6
The Fog (2005,  PG-13)
The Fog 1.0 Star
They should have left this classic alone. The ending is horrificly stupid and expected.
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7
Valentine (2001,  R)
Valentine 0.5 Stars
Tagline: Try to get scared.... If you can.
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8
Resident Evil - Apocalypse (2004,  R)
Resident Evil - Apocalypse 0.5 Stars
This is a joke.. Dont watch it!!
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9
Dungeons & Dragons (2000,  PG-13)
Dungeons & Dragons 0.5 Stars
So disappointing.
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10
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (,  G)
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 0.5 Stars
A friend of mine has this one as his absolute favorite film. I on the other hand hate it. You just have to make up your own mind.
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11
Spy Kids (2001,  PG)
Spy Kids 1.0 Star
You might think that Antonio Banderas would be the worst thing with this movie, but he isnīt. There is two little horrible kids in it as well.
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12
Josie and the Pussycats (2001,  PG)
Josie and the Pussycats 0.5 Stars
What would the world do whitout girl-bands?
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13
Crossroads (2002,  PG-13)
Crossroads 0.5 Stars
Who could ever belive in this film? Britney is a twat.
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14
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000,  PG)
The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle 1.0 Star
Robert De Niro at absolute rock-bottom. Crap, crap, crap, crap.
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15
Scooby-Doo (1987,  PG)
Scooby-Doo 1.0 Star
As a fan of the old Scooby show's I'm wery upset.
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16
Wild Wild West (1999,  PG-13)
Wild Wild West 1.0 Star
Of all of Will Smiths movies, this is the wourst.
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17
The Patriot (1998) (1998,  R)
The Patriot (1998) 1.0 Star
Steven Seagal is indestructible. As always.
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18
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987,  R)
Surf Nazis Must Die 1.5 Stars
Nice beaches, good surf and lots of nazis? How does it all fit togheter?
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19
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003,  PG-13)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life 1.5 Stars
Why a second one? Wasn't it enough with one?
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20
The Stendhal Syndrome (1996,  Unrated)
The Stendhal Syndrome 1.5 Stars
I love Dario Argentos movies but this is.. I dont even have words for it. Plus the fact that Asia Argento is in it. She could be the worst actress after Salma Hayek and Britney Spears.
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21
The Retreat (Silent Scream) (2005,  Unrated)
The Retreat (Silent Scream) 0.5 Stars
BAAAAAD!!!!
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22
Dunston Checks In (1996,  PG)
Dunston Checks In 1.5 Stars
"-No kids and no animals."
That is my motto.
But now it aired on TV. Nothing else was on, so...
I feel violated.
The monkey is the only good actor in the film..
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23
The Contract (2006,  R)
The Contract 1.5 Stars
Is this film tryiong to be smart?
Well, it fails big time.
Starts kinda good, but then totally loses it's track after just two minutes.
Then you get to see one cliché after another.
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24
Cougar Club (2007,  R)
Cougar Club 0.5 Stars
This film is awful.
How could any of the actors agree to be in this lousy piece of shit film.
Don't watch it!!
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25
Shredderman Rules (2007,  Unrated)
Shredderman Rules 0.5 Stars
Really terrible
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26
Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984,  PG)
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27
The Last Legion (2006,  PG-13)
The Last Legion 1.0 Star
I buy way to much crap on DVD.

This was annoyingly bad.
Not one of the actors do a good job.
The kid just stands there.. Like he always do.
Colin Firth is totally out of place.
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate it!!!

Don't watch it!!
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28
Jumper (2008,  PG-13)
Jumper 1.0 Star
Has Hayden Christensen done anything good?
This was a shallow piece of crap film.
Lousy cast and a super thin screen-play.
I started of giving it 2 stars. But the more I think about it, the lower the rating becomes.
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29
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979,  PG)
Rock 'n' Roll High School 1.0 Star
Joey Ramone might be the ugliest fuck I've ever seen.
Even Clint Howard looks good next to him.
P.J. Soles character Riff Randell is a pain in the ass..
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30
First Daughter (2004,  PG)
First Daughter 1.0 Star
No way in hoe hell..
Damn!! This is typical Thailand.. Nothing but crap to watch on TV.
The poor taste of TV forces me to watch crap like this..
And yes, it was just as bad and pre-dictable as I guessed..
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31
The Patriot (2000,  R)
The Patriot 1.5 Stars
Horrible
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32
Godzilla (1998,  PG-13)
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