Worst Movies Ever! -- Compiled By Ericsson

Simply Irresistible is just too resistible to me. I had no idea why I saw an unfunny romantic comedy about possessing magical powers while working at a restaurant. :(

To think of The Banger Sisters as fresh, funny, or fabulous, it is actually neither of these as it fell short of my first viewing expectations. So that means I didn't like this film.

Oh dang, everything that The Mod Squad did from the start to the finish lacked very good action until the ending scenes. There's bad acting, too. And while I never saw the original TV series, I knew that this remake is...the...WORST MOVIE EVER. Any questions?

I find Slums Of Beverly Hills neither comedic nor compassionate, and yes, I disliked every minute of it. Don't even ask me about Vivian's breasts.

I don't see any sci-fi value when I saw Manos, The Hands Of Fate. It's neither corny nor serious, and acting here's very bad.

Android mostly takes place in a space station, and there are only a few scenes featuring the blackness of empty space. There's not much action except for a very few scenes. In short, I don't find anything special about this obscure sci-fi film.

At first I wasn't interested in Mars Needs Women but I only watched it on TV one time just to see what that really is. All I saw was Martians on an Earthly quest for females, and I fell asleep in most scenes. When I saw the ending with a flying saucer going away and no one takes any action, I was like, "Is that it? What the hell?!" Yes, I understand there's nothing very special about very poor use of plot and acting, so guess what I'm going to conclude...

WORST MOVIE EVER!

Any questions?

Welcome to Great Bay High School, where young minds are shaped, and the real education begins after class. While falling for the cutest girl in his class Mike knows that he's looking for love in all the wrong places. Chuck loses his virginity with his girlfriend and finds that she wants to take things to "the next level". Barry has the obsession of creating his perfect woman on his computer. Fred meets an online girl and goes to her home for sex games but learns that he's in the wrong apartment. Mateus faces the aftermath of a wild night of partying. And Griffin is in love with an electric vagina.

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Directed by Adam Jay Epstein and Andrew Jacobson, Extreme Movie stars the following:
1.) Andy Milonakis (Justin)
2.) Cherilyn Wilson (Stacy)
3.) Frankie Muniz (Chuck)
4.) Jamie Kennedy (Mateus)
5.) Matthew Lillard (Himself)
6.) Michael Cera (Fred)
7.) Ryan Pinkston (Mike)

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Despite the title, Extreme Movie is not what you'd think - an another comedy spoof going after Spartans, epic blockbusters, or disaster-themed stuff. Rather, it shows public service announcements on teen sex. And while I find the series of short vignettes about teen sex amusing, they're not at all funny with our characters doing sex acts and not interacting with each other from scene to scene. Sequences like the Abe Lincoln spoof, a live sexy webcam stripping, and Michael Cera's break-in did entertain me, but I don't see the comedic value of it. And if I want to look at that Blue Ball, I know that he looks like a horny Muppet version of a combination of Grover and Elmo. Again, Extreme Movie is not at all funny and I don't mind not recommending to everyone unless it's for the teen sex romp film fans.

Yasmin, Cloe, Sasha, and Jade have been friends forever and have long made a pinky promise to always stick together. But as students at Carry Nation High School, they find that social cliques - and the controlling school president, Meredith - are determined to tear them apart. Even though they love following their own dreams, the girls really miss each other. They then realize they can pursue their passions and be friends, so they set out to end peer pressure forever by teaching the whole school the true meaning of friendship.

Bratz: The Movie is directed by Sean McNamara and features the following cast:
1.) Logan Browning (Sasha)
2.) Janel Parrish (Jade)
3.) Nathalia Ramos (Yasmin)
4.) Skyler Shaye (Cloe)
5.) Chelsea Staub (Meredith)

OMG! As I couldn't stand watching what I considered as the worst teen flick ever (so far, since I still need to finish the entire teen flick library), I kinda asked myself: why not name those Mean Girls clones after a line of tween-targeted dolls? It's "Brat" with a "Z" at the end, for goodness sakes, and by calling themselves by that, they're just divas obsessing with the latest fashions. Meredith's definitely the true brat here - yeah, a spoiled b**chy one - and while she fits into the queen bee personality, she is rather annoying to me. More importantly, their tween-sounding music sounds too cute, sugary, and TERRIBLE. The tween crowd could well give Bratz a 5-star rating, but for me and everyone else, it's either 1 1/2 stars or lower.