The worst movies of all time and the proper way to dispose of them.

This is without a doubt the worst movie of all time! Viewing this movie is the equivalent of suicide by bashing you'r head into a pineapple,(a very painful way to die). Seriously the only reason this movie exists is because it is used as a means of torture by the CIA to extract important information from suspects. Thus far the project has never failed. After the CIA comes up with a more humane method of getting information eye will be preparing a device that can destroy every single copy of this abomination. Believe me when eye say that this is the worst movie of all time! To let everybody know it was directed by infamous movie serial killer Uwe Boll. And can someone please tell me just why the hell this movie actually made it to theaters?

Now speaking for everyone the first Lake Placid was no were near being good, but this piece of chum just pushes the envelope on bad movie sequels to bad originals. Were to start? The CGI in this movie is painfull to anyone who has seen any of the Jurrassic Park movies. Eye come on the crocodiles in this movie look like a childs oversized float thingy. The actors only make you cheer for the cheesey animated crocodiles to devour the anoying characters. Well at least for all the main characters except for one who at least gives an actual performance. Eye don't know his name because eye didn't stick for the end credits. the character i'm talking about is that foriegn guy that is the assistant of the hunter guy. the only redeeming scenes in the movie were the ones with him in it. Example he kills a thirty foot long crocodile with only a pick-axe. And he is in a scene were he tells the actual story on how he got his scars in a surprisingly touching scene. He tragically dies at the jaws of another fake looking crocodile. So yeah other than that this movie flat out sucks.

Look closely at the movie cover that is what you are getting into a cheesey corny B movie with a dinosaur modled out of seemingly a kids Play Doll! Recommended disposal of movie lead a pack of trucks in stock of every copie of Carnosur to the Grand Canyon and toss the cargo into the deepest gorge, in time the movie will fossilize and convert into fossil fuels for later generations.

Once upon a time eye was flipping through TV and stumbled upon the Sci-Fi Channel and thought hay look a B movie to add to my review. And what do you know the movie absolutely deserved to be in this list. The acting could have been better done by those kids in the McDonalds advertisements for all eye know. The plot was simple a monster takes bones and whatnot kills people and repeats throughout. Now eye am a big fan of B movies but there are always movies like this that tell me why they just aren't made with quaility any more. The effects look like they couldv'e been better done by some lazy college kid. Bottom line take every copie of this mutant to Area 51 and bury it in the sand for it fossilize and hopefully never uncovered by future generations.

This part of the review is about the book, ok? Man the book is awsome, it really chills you but not the movie. Now deduct four and a half stars from the movie result half a star. Just look at this would you people, there's a stupid looking clown on the cover and the title alone is lame IT. Maybe it's because eye have never had a fear of clowns but this movie was hillariously unscarey. Will anyone who has a fear of clowns please explain to me why they find them so imtimidateing? Iv'e read the book and can happily say the book is many times better than the movie yes it is long,1138 to be precise but it's a mighty good book. Every single copy of this movie needs to be chunked into a storm drain were they can all float!

This is film that almost killed off the Batman film series. Well you might as well say it did. After all the next Batman film came out eight years later and it was more like a reimagining of the franchise so as a matter of fact this movie killed off the original Batman! Whats wrong with this film you ask? For pete's sake Batmans suit has nipples! And the so called Boy Wonder is in this film. I'm not even going to go into the villians as a matter of fact lets sing a christmas song! "JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, BATMAN SMELLS,ROBIN LAID AN EGG, OHH HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO BURN DOWN CHRISTMAS TREES WITH BURNING COPIES OF BATMAN AND ROBIN WHILE RIDING ON A OVERCROWDED SLAY!" SLAY!"

Catwoman was never a cool character but this just flatout sends Catwoman to hell. Glad eye only saw this on Cinemax. Though eye shot my TV with a rocket launcher three quarters through the movie... sometimes you just have to do what's necessary to survive.

As you all know there will never be an alien based movie better than Men in Black. But this isn't an alien comedy movie is it? No this is an attempt to make an alien horror movie. Yes it does fail miserably. the premise seems creepy at first especially the first couple of minutes, but it is inevitabley a waste of time. All copies of this film should be packed on the next flight to the moon and discarded there far from Earth!

This is a review about the videogame series. It's a good arcade game even though eye never could beat it with only three dollars worth of quarters, shame. Deduct four and a half stars for film review. Two little words are needed to let you know that this movie sucks...Uwe Boll. Yes ladies and gentleman this film was indeed directed by the infamous movie killer. Eye have the missfortune somehow just having to watch movies in cinema hell! Go to Far Far AwayLand before thinking of giving this a look!

Just why exactly does this movie exist. They ruined a perfectly good horror series with this joke of a backstory for Dr. Lecter. Seriously ladies and gentlemen backstories make killers a laugh. Eye think eye'll feed every copy of this movie to TITANIC that movie sure likes to devour it's fellow movies it proved it by swallowing The Dark Knight in one bite!

Eye know a lot of people will hate me for putting this movie here,but hay eye like to express myself and seperate from the mainstream. Eye don't simply go with the flow like most people do. Now do you really want to know why eye found this movie to be a piece of Robin's doo-doo? Well eye can say probleby because eye haven't seen the first two but there were a load of flashbacks so that may have not been the problem,but the movie just didn't make sense. This is like watching a Michael Bay film without the intense action just plain everyday movie action. Jason Bourne has such a stupid barely audible voice. The movie had zero suspense as eye did not care about Mr. Bourne nor did eye find the hunters threatening. Sure at all cost's bla bla bla that CIA stuff only works when you have likeable characters.

This movie does no justice to the beloved original. The alligator looks fake as can be the plot is the typical no one believes theres a killer mutant alligator roaming around until people start getting eaten. Eye remeber watching this flick when eye was young and only then did it as least seem kind of good. Now upon seeing it again can say it is one of the most awful movies eye have ver seen. But eye gotta give it some credit for not being a complete waste of time in some strange way it was amusing but at the same time painful. Suggested means of disposal break into tiny pieces and flush them down the toilet, just hope that they don't mutate...

As you can clearly notice eye actually gave this movie a whole star. Why? Because it actually does some things right. The CG snakes in this movie are actually quite impressive. While the actual movie does ooze cheese the film does at least have a plot and average at best actors. While the film doesn't actually scream entertainment it does at least have an original tension scene involving a ladie blinded by a grenade shard have to go through an air vent and retrieve some c-4 for a group of men trapped in a russian millitary compund. Honestly people this is so far the closest killer snake movie to rival Anaconda and Anacondas. Unfortunetly the movie is quite forgetable so you'r best bet is to catch it on the Sci-Fi Channel. No disposal necessary for this one.

Sequel? It isn't even set in the same state that the other crocodile was in or is it? This film really brought a bizzare twist to killer croc films first of just the begining was strange a bank robbery gone wrong, how really strange. The movie then has the burglars board a plane and then has the wiseguy robbers hijac the plane in the middle of a storm. this equals disaster for everyone and the plane crashes into a swamp that just happens to be the home of a freak of nature giant crocodile. And so the slaughter begins! The effests of the croc are descent at best and mediocore at worst but it does a descent job of keeping a fine balance between the two. Eye will go on no more. If you'r a fan of B movies such as myself you will at least enjoy this. As the above two movies it most often appears on the Sci-Fi Channel.

Maybe it's only because eye enjoy these kinds of films that eye say this. This movie wasn't really all that bad really. The crocodile effects are no were near Jurrassic Park caliber but hay it's a good low-budget film. Sure the kids in this movie are just as interesting as watching King Kong choke on a jellybean but thank goodness most of them die. Conclusion watch it on TV, most often shows up on the Sci-Fi Channel, or if you have the BlockBuster Rewards thing use it to get this as a free rental.