Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

Totally horrible movie. Not funny at all. You know sometimes when you're in a movie theater full of people and you're all gonna see a comedy movie sometimes the laughter is contangious. Well in this case the movie just failed miserably. Its horrible attempts to make the audience laugh are offensive to the audience, the writers don't even hide the fact that they have a bad movie on their hands. They just continue on with their lame, tired ass jokes for what seems like an eternity. And another thing whoever enjoyed this movie is an asshole. At least the movie failed miserably, so we don't have to suffer through another sequel. If it does happen I really wouldn't be surprised because House of the Dead has a sequel. Avoid Date Movie at all costs. The only good way to enjoy this movie is if you flush it down the toilet along with your crap and vomit.

I still hate my friends for making me watch this.

Well this movie for the first half wasn't good but it wasn't bad either. It was on its way to two stars but the last part of the movie was just horrible and I do mean horrible. Terrible acting and dialogue just killed this movie. Nicolas Cage is an actor that if you give him something to work with he's a great actor, he just looked really uninspired here and you can tell in his acting. I really can't compare it to the original since I've never seen it but I know it can't be worse than this piece of crap.

Overrated, overhyped and it made too much money for its own good (look what we got a shitty sequel). Crappy acting, crappy everything. People just bought into the deal of whether what happened in the movie was real or not, so they were curious to see. That was the hook for this movie and then when you payed close to ten dollars to see it the movie went "HAH gotcha bitch, now you're stuck with this shit for some 80 minutes and I still get your fucking money asshole" and yes I admit it I was one of those fucking assholes. I'll never make that mistake again. Only watch it if you like watching up some girl's nose and seeing her putrid insides.

Equally as bad as the original. Probably even worse, but I enjoyed it more than the first one. It still sucks ass so avoid it.

People will either love or hate this. I'm one of those that hated it, obviously, and I know people who love it will try to tell us (the ones who hated it) that we didn't get it...I got it...and I still hated it. This was seriously horrible, it's pretentious, it's stupid, it's boring, it's too long for its own good (140 minutes I'll never get back) and what the fuck is up with Justin Timberlake's scene where he's singing All these things I've Done. Obviously Donnie Darko's success went to Richard's head and this film is proof of that as he tries to make a film that will revolutionize the world. FUCK this film has pissed me off to no end. One of the worst films I've seen, that may sound a bit too much but that's how much it sucked for me so fuck you if you think I'm exaggerating :P.

Why?? Sam Raimi. Why?? This movie is an absolute piece of crap and the fact that Sam Raimi produced it makes it even more hurtful. The only fun thing about watching this movie was watching all the idiots in the theater being scared half to death by this piece of crap. I just laughed or sighed at the idiocy of these retards. I also wondered whether or not they were watching the same movie I was. Also I felt the movie was too long, yes it's like less than 90 minutes and it's still like ummmm 89 minutes and 59 seconds TOO long. This movie that should never be watched unless you hate someone so much you wanna torture them without having to phisically harm them, you can use this movie, House of the Dead and Date Movie and quite frankly you can kill the person in a period of 5 hours. Good deal, eh??

Really bad film. I had more fun laughing at idiots in the theater screaming at unbelievably unscary moments. It was pretty pathetic knowing that people get scared by shit. What a waste of talent though I mean: John Hurt, Peter Sarsgaard and Gena Rowlands. Surely they could do better than this piece of shit. I'm beginning to think that my friends are idiots (except one) we had the option of watching this or The Devil's Rejects....Yea you read that right. By majority we ended up watching The Skeleton Key. At least next time we decided to watch a film that me and another friend chose (Serenity) and they didn't even like it. Lol funny how we go to watch bad films and we all hate it yet when we watch and amazingly awesome film, they don't like it that much.......Idiots =D. Anyway on to this film this was really bad don't go watch it stay at home and read The Cat in the Hat or another children's book cause it will surely be better than this absolutely bad film.

I don't really see the point in making a sequel to an already mediocre movie. And to make a movie a bad as this one well that's just plain stupid. And the fact that they took 6 years to make this film, makes it even worse. Just a horrible film. Never should have been made.

Long story short this movie is horrible. This is like a shitty sequel to a Freddy Krueger or Jason movie, you have 7 or 8 characters thrown together and you're supposed to care for them. There wasn't even a bit of backstory to this. I expected a whooooole lot more from Wolfgang Petersen.

Don't even know why I'm reviewing this, probably one of THE worst movies I've ever had the displeasure of seeing. I'd recommend it to you but you must like crap in the first place to enjoy this piece of shit.

I don't know who greenlit this film, but whoever it is that person deserves to be put in a lot of pain every day for the rest of his/her life. I know this film is directed at kids, but I don't seriously think any kids enjoyed this. Easily one of the worst movies of the 90s. At least I didn't pay to see this piece acid infested hot dog.

Don't even get me started on the goddamned sequel. If I could give 0 stars this film (along with Date Movie and Baby Geniuses 1) would get it. Whoever greenlit THIS, needs to be put in MORE pain that the person who greenlit the original. And there's already a sequel planned. Like who the FUCK gives birth to the people that greenlight these movies. Avoid at ALL costs and if you do happen to catch it, prepare to have most of your personality burned off. This film turns you into a zombie.

Pretty much one of the worst superhero movies ever.

Way overrated film. I know it was supposed to be a terrible movie and this movie knows it's terrible. Even with all that said this film is really nothing special, it pretty much sucks xD

You know a movie is bad when you are laughing out loud in the first minutes of the movie and you're not supposed to be laughing. I couldn't even make it past 40 minutes, it was THAT bad.