...Worst Movies I've Seen So Far...


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Catwoman (2004,  PG-13)
Catwoman
This movie was extremely awful...What made it even worse was the fact that this is the very first movie that I have ever seen in which a character was named Patience. That's just my luck, my name is so rare and when there's finally a movie that has a character with my name, it turns out to be crap...maybe I would have enjoyed this movie more if I was a horny man.
2
The Wicker Man (2006,  PG-13)
3
Super Sweet 16: The Movie (2007,  Unrated)
Super Sweet 16: The Movie
NO!...Why would I need a movie based off of a show about ungrateful little snobs?
4
The Happening (2008,  R)
The Happening
I don't know HOW I did it, but I actually sat and watched this entire piece of garbage. I don't know how someone could even think of making a movie about "killer plants," but I'm pretty sure that they must have a crystal meth or cocaine addiction to do so. When I finished watching this movie, I PRAYED that the plants around my house would become "evil" and make me kill myself...It was truly awful.
5
Meet the Spartans (2008,  PG-13)
Meet the Spartans
When I saw the movie "I Know Who Killed Me," I honestly thought that it was the worst movie that I had ever seen and ever would see...Then i was unfortunate enough to happen across "Meet the Shitheads"...If the goal of the people behind this extremely annoying movie was to beat viewers to death with the same unfunny and repetative joke, then I'd say that they exceeded their goal. I was not entertained and I think that everyone involved in the movie "300" should be given permission to kick these idiots in their faces.
6
10,000 B.C. (2008,  PG-13)
10,000 B.C.
10,000 B.C. is, guaranteed, the worst movie of 2008...Yes, even with "The Happening" along side it...Like "The Happening," this movie also had a trailer that surpassed the movie. This movie's action-filled trailer was very misleading to the actual film. This badly written "thriller," I wasn't thrilled by the way, was not solely awful due to a poor script. It also had a little something to do with the fact that these "cave men," or whatever they're supposed to be, had shockingly perfect teeth...I wasn't aware that dental hygiene was so important to someone that lives in a hut with dirt floors...My DENTIST doesn't even have teeth as nice as these people.
7
Gigli (2003,  R)
Gigli
I'm not really sure where to start with this one...I suppose that this movie will prove to Hollywood that attaching attractive "actors" to a bullshit movie won't make it a hit.
8
The Hottie and the Nottie (2008,  PG-13)
The Hottie and the Nottie
The cover has "Paris Hilton" plastered on it...Therefore, I wouldn't even put myself through the pain of watching this.
9
I Know Who Killed Me (2007,  R)
I Know Who Killed Me
OH WOW! I have never seen , nor do I think I will ever see, a movie as awful and as annoying as this one. From the direction, to the bad acting, the plot, and even the cinematography. I would really like to know who in the world came up with the whole "blue roses" garbage?...I know who killed me as well, it was everyone who had anything to do with this movie. That includes the actors, producers, director, and even the people that served the food they ate while on set...yes, they are all to blame!
10
One Missed Call (2008,  PG-13)
One Missed Call
OMG! Like, this movie was sooooo totally like scary and stuff. I was soo terrified, I almost like had a heart-attack and stuff. Like, the way that they like used the same old like ghost story clishes' was like soo frightening...Seriously, I want to say congratulations to everyone that was apart of this movie...you have successfully ruined your careers. It was so bad, it managed to make the original look like crap, and I haven't even seen the original version. Wow, the average of females who liked this peice of junk is up to 4 stars, I'm officially embarassed of my gender. The scariest thing about this movie was the thought that somebody, somewhere was actually afraid and actually enjoyed it.
11
Bring It On Again (2004,  PG-13)
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008,  PG-13)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Annoying, stupid...and just plain disgusting! I'll admit that I laughed at the first couple of jokes regarding Adam Sandler's "junk," but 500 penis jokes, every 5 minutes, isn't at all funny.
13
What Happens in Vegas (2008,  PG-13)
What Happens in Vegas
Badly written and very unfunny.
14
House of Wax (2005,  R)
15
Kazaam (1996,  PG)
Kazaam
I remembeer watching this as a child and actually enjoying it (I was only about 5 or 6, but I must have been intoxicated)...I recently saw it again and WOW...Will someone PLEASE resuscitate me?!?!
16
Mamba (Fair Game) (1988,  R)
Mamba (Fair Game)
A word of advice: if you're sitting at home with nothig to do and this movie happens to be on TV, you should immediately leave the house! I've never seen anything more stupid and more horrendously acted in my entire life...I seriously hope that no one was afraid of this "movie."
17
P2 (2007,  R)
P2
This is just another one of those stupid old cliched "I am woman, I am powerful" chick flicks. Being a female, I'm obviously for the empowerment of women, but this movie, starring Rachel Nichols and Wes Bentley, truly brings shame to the female sex. The first time that I saw Wes Bentley was in the film American Beauty as the sexy and mysterious drug dealing next door neighbor of the Burnhams. I thought that he was so talented. Now that I've seen P2, I wonder how one can make the unsuccessful leap from "Ricky Fitts" to the awful performance of a crazed security guard named "Tom" on the "graveyard shift." I honestly don't see how someone could get a fork jammed into their flesh and barely flinch but scream like a little baby when they're handcuffed to a car. Not only was Bentley's performance awful to watch, it was also quite odd. However, Bentley wasn't the only problem in this film. There was also the fact that the movie is just plain stupid, the dialogue is really unintelligent, the direction is bad, and PLEASE don't let me forget about Rachel Nichols. The underlying purpose of this movie is clearly to build up the views on women and to disgrace sexism. That makes me wonder why in the hell Miss Nichols gives such an unbearable performance as she runs around for the majority of the film with her breasts nearly falling out of a too short, too tight, and too wet white dress. This is pretty much a violent porn flick in which no one ever actually has sex. With that said, I think in order for someone to enjoy this film, they would have to be a 14 year-old boy with raging hormones.

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