My Worst Movies

Why is the Patriot a blatant failure?It's simple...repetetive,melodramatic,epic,whatever you wish events are - how to pronounce it -...point-less!!!I could have justified this film if it were for at least a certain depth in all this historical "adaptation".

A morality tale of the "spirit" of a horse in between Indians and cavalry and of its mighty will and determination of...the whatever object it is.Credibility zero,patriotic cartoon: nil thumbs up!!!!

Ghost Rider is an insult to Marvel series..yes,this movie will make the core of your skin wish the times Blade used to slice his enemies in a single "stroke".Camp you say?C-movie to be honest.

A zero,unbelievably despising film.I could never overreact to abominations like this,a perfect example of avoiding remakes and cliche dialogue/acting.In the name of Zeus,no special effects can correct this mess.An early retirement for Petersen?

Right,hackers..or on the other hand pretentious apes attempting to infiltrate network systems and command it..somehow.The plot won't help you escape this mambo-jumbo of interactive "philosophy",more like atrocity in my books!

I tried committing suicide but now I realize I had to live one day more so I could watch 10 minutes from the sequel.Oh yes,slapstick stupidity.

OK,how pointless this movie can be?I know,shooting people for no particular reason,betrayals and afterwards bonds for two innocent macho police officers,villains all over the place (is that a vengeance tale?) and by all means,the perfect morality in the finale only modern Hollywood knows how to achieve...

This picture contains a historical example of forgiveness...Zeus almighty,pray this Mansfield bitch go straight to heaven so we can enjoy inferno all we like.I laughed most of the times to measure the tears in my eyes.Not for the lack of accuracy nor that miss Kalogeropoulou was in it,hehe.I pity the audience who sat through it...

Place a big pina-colada name on the first row,sprinkle the plot with the most cliched melodies you can possibly dig up from the 40's and here you go,a misogynistic disgust of film-making.

That's a poorly constructed "epic" film.Under the shadow of the forgotten ancestors,the quota I can provide you with...pardon me,correct...remove you from ever watching an insult to moral,mental and majestic dignity.Pacino,Sutherland,Hudson,robotic crew?If it were made by the Puthons,we'd be talking about a new masterpiece,however..if you are not a fan of miss Kinski's delicate face,I suggest you fall into a coma compared to the indefinite suffering.

I'm not sure why I bothered my curiosity.It probably bothered my sanity.Under-age propaganda concerning...over-weightness...and...animal farms????

I suppose it's a remake.Don't know the factual details yet...oh,who are we kidding?Ramis' decline of the intelligent comedy!Damn you,follow your footsteps back and prevent this mess of a "movie".Of course,when you have Fraser who can't act and a stupid miss "beauty" for the crap masses,the result is as "ugly" as a bouquet of withered flowers.What about the screenplay?Slightly better than other parts of his filmography.There are no jokes,only banal moments of pseudo-wisdom.

True,Elvis was voted as one of the Greatest Americans (regardless of what this list has to proclaim).Anyways,we cine-buffs should create a poll voting a top 10 of lousiest male actors.Since we're mild in our judgment,number 7 is a decent spot!Alas the ghettos!!!

These are not movies.It's obvious.Fans will exist,it's an important cycle.A club I should say.The same club that supports Rockys and Rambos.This time we're involved with a t.v. series early canceled and a renovation of the S.W.A.T. trend in film.I don't care if it doesn't contains the slickness and bulk of the series,a mere excuse for a piece of trash and a fascist meat machine of "cops" doing what the law demands.Folks,just get to the old movies like Bullitt.Screenplays were meaningful back then.

Here's another stereotype of the American (U.S. that is) pile of rubbish every day.I mean,compared to this,One Fine Day looks like a masterpiece!Anyway,dull process of events,I don't really care how true this story is,when you're dealing with "huge" actors,you expect a decent performance,not a Way We Were romance mr Redford (may i pin-point Star is Born?),such a talentless director mr Avnet...

Woody Allen has directed,written and played (mainly) on his own films,a lot of them considered to be (and I mostly agree) pinnacles of intellectual and inspiring comedy.Scoop is not one of them.In fact,I detest Scoop with all my heart (and I thought Jade Scorpion was the one I did).Scoop is exactly what the word says...reversed.Ha,if one can call Allen an obnoxious slob,then here is the chance.Another cute screenplay,another idiotic protagonist duo,another one of those flicks by the New Yorker brain.

Lee Tamahori: useless
Pierce Brosnan: caricature
Halle Berry: worst Bond girl ever,ties Basinger
Ian Fleming: what have you done you blockbuster fiends?
Casino Royale: thank for bringing back the franchise to functioned levels.

The typical example of a shallow Greek film and how to avoid it.A:focus on the original-but-with-foreign-nostalgic-inspirations scenario,B:cast a recent Greek legend as the lead just because he is WELL-KNOWN abroad,C:explore love and touching moments in a dead end happy-ending finale...I believe I shall rest my case...

How bullshit can this be?Sigh,the unintelligent disaster of a romantic comedy remake,the odor is lost,the charm and innocence is dead,unless you consider yourself a challenging viewer and admit to the crew that this buffalo wing is a turkey in the haystack!!!!

I will forgive thee Spike.Just don't give me an Inside Man sequel or an ambitious-anti-yuppie-project that includes rivers of tedious blockhead performances and wooden outcomes,oh,and judicial soliloquies.It's not about the Benjamins,still,I dare you simplify once more the corporal travesties and I will start believing in God!

Zwick has come to a conclusion.For crying out loud,is this really a movie?A sentimental bullshit in my eyes!!!
Craig is like Bond in WWII,get real all of you...

What a fuckin' moronic piece of shit,Dr. Seuss would spit on that!!!!!
p.s.: now why don't they release the older Seuss cartoons?It could really be something,they can't have been as dirtballs as those of modern Cat,Grinch and Horton.

The least I can say is that it offered me some bed-night hypnosis.Or drowsiness thanks to the gross-out antics of Stiller and co.How can U.S. studios produce films like these?I will never again spare my time changing channels.

Not to be confused with the...family-mushy film of the 50's,this...well...how to exclaim it..revenge topic comes off clean for the sadists of the genre.
If you ask me though,personally...Jordan must defend his reputation in the Worldwide Court of Film Industry and resuscitate his dignity because by making a ludicrous,semi-militarist piece of shit like this,he'll need more than an innocence presumption!!!

Bolt is a dumb,painful drug to the worst amusement park Disney could find to mend her wounds.The mighty have fallen Walt,I was wondering,do you have any sibling,long lost half-brother/sister?
Please inform us,those Robinsons have madly confined us in Lightning Bolts.

I did casually observe another coarse costume drama,I should have re-watched Far From the Madding Crowd instead...what were the odds?Ah yes,I'd have saved 2 hours of a masturbatory bio-pic,woe to me for being a sucker of "romantic" eras and lavishing centuries...

Everyone in the cast is unable to act...so why should one give credit to De Palma and co.?
First of all...the lavishing perfume reminds us of L.A. Confidential..and unfortunately it's major theft by Brian...Secondly...I'll pass.It's supposed to be a detective noir,all I spotted was an error based on a book.