Worst Movies of 2007
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Wild Hogs (2007, PG-13)
Petty, pandering, predictable, juvenile, soul-crushing, and laugh-free to boot. |
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License to Wed (2007, PG-13)
Fuck every head-smacking, urethra-scraping, soul-sucking second of this. |
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Because I Said So (2007, PG-13)
One of the most severely grating and banal rom-coms known to man. |
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Delta Farce (2007, PG-13)
You only think you know. |
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Epic Movie (2007, PG-13)
Scattershot and then some. |
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Norbit (2007, PG-13)
Moronic at best. Only Griffin provides laughs, which should speak volumes. |
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Good Luck Chuck (2007, R)
Pushes the crass button to severely sophomoric lengths. |
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Perfect Stranger (2007, R)
A pathetic 'thriller' whose tedium only grows until its moronic climax. |
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Redline (2007) (2007, PG-13)
A relentless barrage of moronic moments. |
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Happily N'Ever After (2006, PG)
Nigh unwatchable. |
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Are We Done Yet? (2007, PG)
Every bit as incompetent, inhumane as original. |
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Daddy Day Camp (2007, PG)
Everything you never wanted another helping of. |
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Bratz: The Movie (2007) (2007, PG)
Like Mean Girls, only devoid of wit, intelligence, or purpose. |
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September Dawn (2007, R)
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Asylum (2007, R)
A horrifically inept spook story. |
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Christmas in Wonderland (2007, PG)
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Ira and Abby (2006, R)
A plethora of neuroses cannot replace legitimate humor or heart. |
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Who's Your Caddy? (2007, PG-13)
Black people are loud, white people are stuffy, yawn, pass. |
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Captivity (2007, R)
Actually gives torture porn a bad name. |
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Georgia Rule (2007, R)
Unruly melodramedy swings between unfunny gags and serious subject matter. |
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Ghost Rider (2007, PG-13)
One of the shoddiest big-budget efforts by a major studio in recent years. |
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Halloween (2007) (2007, R)
A thuddingly obvious and thoroughly pointless take on the tale of Michael Myers. |
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Kickin' It Old Skool (2007, PG-13)
Fall into a coma by the time Justin wakes from his, and you'll be fine. |
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El Cantante (2007, R)
About as generic as musician biopics come. Lopez is especially grating. |
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Skinwalkers (2007) (2007, PG-13)
Werewolf craptacular might've been forgivable if dumped in, say, 1987. |
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Fred Claus (2007, PG)
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The 11th Hour (2007, PG)
Important in subject matter yet woefully ineffective in presentation. |
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In the Land of Women (2007, PG-13)
Woefully unsatisfying, with not a single scene that sticks. |
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I Know Who Killed Me (2007, R)
An impressively muddled murder mystery, with extra pts for awful timing. |
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Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) (2007, PG-13)
Just as staggeringly awful as hoped/feared. Bring pals and prepare to heckle. |
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