Worst Movies of 2007


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Wild Hogs (2007,  PG-13)
Wild Hogs 1.0 Star
Petty, pandering, predictable, juvenile, soul-crushing, and laugh-free to boot.
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License to Wed (2007,  PG-13)
License to Wed 1.0 Star
Fuck every head-smacking, urethra-scraping, soul-sucking second of this.
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Because I Said So (2007,  PG-13)
Because I Said So 1.0 Star
One of the most severely grating and banal rom-coms known to man.
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Delta Farce (2007,  PG-13)
Delta Farce 1.0 Star
You only think you know.
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Epic Movie (2007,  PG-13)
Epic Movie 1.5 Stars
Scattershot and then some.
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Norbit (2007,  PG-13)
Norbit 1.5 Stars
Moronic at best. Only Griffin provides laughs, which should speak volumes.
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Good Luck Chuck (2007,  R)
Good Luck Chuck 1.5 Stars
Pushes the crass button to severely sophomoric lengths.
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Perfect Stranger (2007,  R)
Perfect Stranger 1.5 Stars
A pathetic 'thriller' whose tedium only grows until its moronic climax.
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Redline (2007) (2007,  PG-13)
Redline (2007) 1.0 Star
A relentless barrage of moronic moments.
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Happily N'Ever After (2006,  PG)
Happily N'Ever After 1.0 Star
Nigh unwatchable.
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Are We Done Yet? (2007,  PG)
Are We Done Yet? 1.5 Stars
Every bit as incompetent, inhumane as original.
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12
Daddy Day Camp (2007,  PG)
Daddy Day Camp 1.5 Stars
Everything you never wanted another helping of.
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Bratz: The Movie (2007) (2007,  PG)
Bratz: The Movie (2007) 1.0 Star
Like Mean Girls, only devoid of wit, intelligence, or purpose.
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14
September Dawn (2007,  R)
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Asylum (2007,  R)
Asylum 1.0 Star
A horrifically inept spook story.
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16
Christmas in Wonderland (2007,  PG)
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Ira and Abby (2006,  R)
Ira and Abby 1.5 Stars
A plethora of neuroses cannot replace legitimate humor or heart.
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18
Who's Your Caddy? (2007,  PG-13)
Who's Your Caddy? 1.5 Stars
Black people are loud, white people are stuffy, yawn, pass.
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Captivity (2007,  R)
Captivity 1.5 Stars
Actually gives torture porn a bad name.
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Georgia Rule (2007,  R)
Georgia Rule 1.5 Stars
Unruly melodramedy swings between unfunny gags and serious subject matter.
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21
Ghost Rider (2007,  PG-13)
Ghost Rider 1.5 Stars
One of the shoddiest big-budget efforts by a major studio in recent years.
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Halloween (2007) (2007,  R)
Halloween (2007) 1.5 Stars
A thuddingly obvious and thoroughly pointless take on the tale of Michael Myers.
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23
Kickin' It Old Skool (2007,  PG-13)
Kickin' It Old Skool 1.5 Stars
Fall into a coma by the time Justin wakes from his, and you'll be fine.
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24
El Cantante (2007,  R)
El Cantante 1.5 Stars
About as generic as musician biopics come. Lopez is especially grating.
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Skinwalkers (2007) (2007,  PG-13)
Skinwalkers (2007) 1.5 Stars
Werewolf craptacular might've been forgivable if dumped in, say, 1987.
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Fred Claus (2007,  PG)
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The 11th Hour (2007,  PG)
The 11th Hour 1.5 Stars
Important in subject matter yet woefully ineffective in presentation.
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In the Land of Women (2007,  PG-13)
In the Land of Women 2.0 Stars
Woefully unsatisfying, with not a single scene that sticks.
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I Know Who Killed Me (2007,  R)
I Know Who Killed Me 1.0 Star
An impressively muddled murder mystery, with extra pts for awful timing.
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Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) (2007,  PG-13)
Dragon Wars (D-War) (War of the Dragons) 1.0 Star
Just as staggeringly awful as hoped/feared. Bring pals and prepare to heckle.
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