Toilet Scandal! The Golden Crap Awards


  1. Gx7
  2. Ginny

Movies that are just way too darn futchsta!

And the winners of the the golden crap award are!





I deleted my old lists, so this might take a while to rebuild again.

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Khon len khong (Art of the Devil) (2004,  Unrated)
Khon len khong (Art of the Devil)
Cultural differences aside, I know every continent has its own voodoo black magic stuff, but.. I dont think non-Thai people would really like this movie AT ALL. Im in shock that this was actually submitted as an International Film, it shouldve just stayed local! Agh gawd how awful was this?! If I could give this movie 1/10th of a star I would..



For the bold video explorers out there, think again before trying this out.. what a waste of film, time and money! Its supposed to be a horror movie... ffs theres more "drama acting" in this than horror... Ive never cursed so much due to irritation just by watching a movie!

Crappy acting, crappy script, crappy directing, crappy casting, O hell! Its almost crappy everything! Chaimongkol should just be in an X-rated film... Wills should just stay in local Thai TV soap drama.. The only talented actor in this film was the reporter! And what about that stupid kid ghost? WTF LIKE?!! They place a ("sunkissed child" - rough english translation) to portray a kid ghost?! Gawd.. And something thats even more irritating is their portrayal of the nouveau riche! Oh puhlease! Why did they even go on in producing this? WHAT AN ABSOLUTE PAP!! DO NOT WATCH!! >X(!!
2
Art Of The Devil 3 (Long Khong 2) (2008,  Unrated)
3
Long khong (Art of the Devil 2) (2005,  Unrated)
4
Creep (2005,  R)
5
Believers (2007,  Unrated)
Believers
Well, the acting was ok except for the main star of the movie, god what a terrible actor! The story and the "mystery" was what actually kept me watching, it.. kinda messes with your head actually, itll make you think. Too bad they screwed up the casting for this, wouldve been quite okish.
6
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006,  PG-13)
7
War of the Worlds 2: The Next Wave (2008,  Unrated)
8
Max Payne (2008,  PG-13)
9
The Dead Zone (2002,  R)
10
Beowulf & Grendel (2005,  R)
Beowulf & Grendel
Heres a movie with a great story concept and good cinematography, however the production of the whole thing lacked good directing. Theres only 2 things I hated about this movie, one was the cussing, which I found utterly unecessary and greatly misplaced. the second has to be the characters costume, at one point they look overly done and all a-miss from the scene, and then next the'd look like a bunch of low budget performers.

Heres 2 and a half stars though, for the interesting and unique storyline. It takes a different route from the usual "Beowulf" story and tells it, "as it was".
11
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (2008,  Unrated)
12
The Punisher (2004,  R)
The Punisher
Perhaps Im rating this low cuz I dont really know the comic book story, but... There were only 2 things I liked with this movie, 1. Thomas Janes looks *ahem* and 2. The part where he blows stuff up. When I finished watching the entire film I was like... What?? That was it?? Eesh!!

Watch it if you must satisfy your curiosity, but its not that entertaining at all... as for me I didnt like it so Im not recommending it to anyone
13
Cyborg 2 (1993,  R)
14
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008,  PG-13)
The Forbidden Kingdom
Insulting, irritating and degrading...

I dont know what Jackie Chan and Jet Li were thinking when they signed up for this movie...

What a way to ruin the legendary character of the monkey king.... get an american teenager to be the freaking chosen one that will free him...

Found the majority of the scenes corny and cheesy..

Modernize and diversify my arse.. this was just frikkin blah.
15
Catacombs (2008,  R)
Catacombs
Truth be told it had a pretty good lesson, but this couldve been made a lot shorter. It reminded me of another annoying movie called "creep". It doesnt share the same plot but all that running and panic! panic! panic mode really irritated me, it lacked so many elements. At some point I was wondering if I should just watch another movie, but continued anyway thinking that there might be something worth watching about it. Well.. I was suprised that Pink could actually act. It wasnt an award winning performance but she was actually pretty good.... Or maybe she fitted the role really well cuz it was so close to her "stage persona" in the music industry.

There is something to get out of this tho, if youre the type who dreams about running all the time from something, maybe you should give this movie a shot. If you get bored just fast forward the running scenes, lol!

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