Recent Reviews for 3 Ninjas - High Noon on Mega Mountain

Recent Reviews


  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 28, 2008
    The Three Ninjas (now played by Mathew Botuchis, Michael O'Laskey II and JP Roeske II) are back, and are celebrating "Tum Tum's" (Roeske) birthday at Mega Mountain Amusement Park (Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado) with the new neighborhood girl, "Amanda" (Chelsey Earlywine), who is a computer genius and a klutz at times.

    "Tum Tum" is anxious to meet his TV hero, "Dave Dragon" ("Hollywood" Hulk Hogan), who is making a personal appearance at the amusement park after it is announced that his "Power Rangers" type television series was cancelled by the unnamed network airing it.

    What the kids and the actor don't expect is that an insane woman known to authorities as "Medusa" (Loni Anderson), along with her right-hand man "Lothar Zogg" (Jim Varney) and a group of thugs which include her inept nephews are planning to take over the park and hold all the guests and employees hostage for $10-million.

    Now, the "Three Ninjas", a computer geek and a soon-to-be out of work actor have to join forces to save the park and the people from "Medusa's" evil plan.

    This movie is almost as good for adults as it is for kids. There is some good martial arts fights, and some comedy that could give the adults watching a pretty good chuckle. However, the adults will realize that there is some bad performances in this movie.

    Anderson is just out of place as the lead villainess, and she really doesn't make her performance believable in my opinion. She delivers her lines with no effort in making people believe that she is insanely evil as she could have. Varney was better as a villain, in a comedic way that he was known for, however he didn't have that much screen time or lines.

    Hogan, who was the top villain in the now-defunct World Championship Wrestling at the time of this movie's production and release, was only fair as the martial arts actor who didn't really see much physical action as the lead actors did. The most physical action he did was throwing some punches and some simple moves he uses in professional wrestling that were suppose to be intentionally set up (he was on stage when we meet him, fighting with some stunt performers). It is also hard to believe that an actor would try to take on a group of thugs by himself when he tells the kids, whom he doesn't know has martial arts training from their grandfather (Victor Wong, who is the only actor to appear in every movie in the "3 Ninjas" franchise and in his final movie before health issues forced him into retirement around the time of the movie's release).

    Another thing that is hard to believe is that four kids are able to thwart the efforts of villains. Especially ones who are seriously out-numbered by a group of bad guys with machine guns, which they use but never hit their intended target EVER.

    The biggest problem with this movie is that the new characters we are introduced to in this movie are barely developed. We get the villains' motivation for taking over the amusement park, but that's it. We also get that "Dragon" is not really the hero like his television persona portrays him to be, and that he tries to be the hero that the children who watched his show have looked up to (as evident by a child who comes up to him and asks him, as he is laying on the ground, if he is a hero or the fraud his father says he is).

    Like in previous movies in the series, only one of which I have actually seen, there is some good martial arts stunts in this movie. The kids are pretty quick with their moves, and are pretty good in the fight scenes. However, many times when Roeske is featured in the fight scenes, it is pretty obvious that the people he is paired up with are setting themselves up for his next move as they are positioning themselves so that he can hit them in the right spot.

    When it comes to the four lead actors, they work pretty well together. Sometimes, they don't deliver their lines perfectly or have expressions on their face that doesn't look believable.

    This movie, like the entire series, is pretty much for the kids. Adults won't like everything, but there is some things they might like -- as long as they can get past the poor performances and writing.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 21, 2008
    The little ninja boys are getting too old, but in this one they must team up with Hulk Hogan to stop an evil mastermind who has taken over a theme park. Yawn.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    June 4, 2008
    Wonderfully cheesy! I stumbled across this on TV a couple weeks ago and found myself hooked. Hulk Hogan AND Jim Varney in the same movie?!?!?

    One of the few films I would describe as "so bad it's good"!
  • No rating.
    MCT:
    June 3, 2008
    iI's up to the three ninjas: Rocky (Mathew Botuchis), Colt (Michael O' Laskey III), Tum- Tum (James Paul Roeske II) with their new neighbor computer whiz named Amanda (Chelsey Earlywine) are visiting Mega Mountain amusement park to save the day with a help of retired TV hero named Dave Dragon (Hulk Hogan) from an army of ninjas led by evil Medusa, (Lori Anderson) & Lothar Zogg (Jim varney) want to take over the park to hold random of the owner of theme park. Rocky saved his girlfriend named Jennifer (Lindsay Felton).
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    February 8, 2008
    I think I know why the package was so hard to open. It must have been sealed tight purposely, because when I opened it, it was like releasing an evil spirit from an ancient tomb. Some of this movie is just SO stupid it's funny, but I can't believe that this thing keeps dragging on, and it wears thin. Writing a review on this is like analyzing a pile of manure as an art piece, but atleast it had Hulk Hogan and Jim Varney. It's too bad they didn't have a fight scene between the two. It gets an extra half because they are in it, although not as much as they should have been. Bottom line, this gets to be excrutiatingly obnoxious by the end.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    January 27, 2008
    why make another one with all different actors its not the same and this one had some very terrible actors in it
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 23, 2008
    When the normal kid actor's names are replaced by "Hulk Hogan", something is terribly, terribly wrong. (Still, it's funny if you can laugh at the terribleness of it.)
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    November 17, 2007
    Where to begin? Saw this movie because my little brother wanted to rent it when he was 8 and really into the whole ninja thing (this was during the peak of the TMNT era). This movie has some of the worst acting, worst dialogue and editing I've ever seen. Only way to enjoy it is too see it as a parody, which it unfortunately isn't. Hulk Hogan should stick to wrestling or retire or something. Wanna know what a ninja is? Watch Batman Begins or some decent anime. This is just a big waste of time and the single worst movie I've ever seen.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 1, 2007
    the only reason i rented this garbage excuse for a movie is because i am a big fan of the original 3 ninjas movie
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 1, 2007
    Nice butt-kicking movie... good for kids though... used to be my favourite when I was a kid...lol...
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    May 22, 2007
    I remember seeing the trailer for this with my then baby brother. After watching 2 dozen kicks and punches, he made the comment, "This movie hurts." Out of the mouths of babes...
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    May 12, 2007
    is this a sequal to the movie where some kid nappers are outsmarted by three ninja kids one guy drinks exlax thats the memory i know best
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 11, 2007
    lol...it was actually amusing and entertaining...am i going insane?

    I noticed that when the ride is stopped...they fight just around it but yet the ride is suddenly going again....suspicious?
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    April 4, 2007
    first 3 are kick ass but no characters are the same in this the original people should do a new one now that they are older first 3 are amazing though best kids film ever still good now
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 2, 2007
    i loved this movie! it was the first one i watched when i moved to new zealand! wow, great memories.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 2, 2007
    the new actors for the kids suck except the older one, hes ok but still not as good as the old actors..hogans cool
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    March 27, 2007
    Not good at all, i was a fan of the three ninjas movies, but they killed them after the 2nd one and they started changing the original main characters...
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    March 25, 2007
    A movie with the Hulkster? Sorry, but cleaning bathtubs is more entertaining than watching him act.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    March 8, 2007
    the worst "3 ninjas movie"/movie ever. bad, very bad.... it just ruins the previous parts (especialy the 1st)
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 9, 2007
    A cute film to watch. I liked watchin this film when i was younger. It was always funny to watch and cool to see little kids beat up ninjas and bad guys. Such a cool concept and always fun to imagine yourself as one of those kids.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 28, 2007
    I love three ninjas but it kind of sucked when the characters all changed.. I loved the old movies where you know at least one of the characters was the original one. The fighting and stuff just wasn't as good and the storyline not as great as the older 3 ninjas.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    December 30, 2006
    The ninja movies rock! I've watched theese since I was a kid, if they're on tv, I'll still watch em'.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    December 6, 2006
    i guess this is ok, i watched this when i was sick and i cudnt be bothered changing the channel, its got mr miyagi in it lol
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    November 7, 2006
    Totally whole new cast so maybe this is not a sequel? But this one has more than ever action and better fighting.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    October 11, 2006
    I have suprised myself by both how many 3 ninja movies I have watched as well as Hulk Hogan movies, I guess that is what you get for watching day time tv on an almost regular basis. Oh well at least Im not a Seagal addict.... and yeah, this movie does suck, it sucks so bad!

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3 Ninjas - High Noon on Mega Mountain Summary