Even Anaconda 2 aspired for cinematic release. Anaconda III is pure straight to TV goodness. The snakes look more computerized than ever, having a shiny, plastic texture. They can slither over any terrain without affecting it in any way. Never fear, to clean up this problem is David… More
Even Anaconda 2 aspired for cinematic release. Anaconda III is pure straight to TV goodness. The snakes look more computerized than ever, having a shiny, plastic texture. They can slither over any terrain without affecting it in any way. Never fear, to clean up this problem is David Hasselhoff, giving his best performance since Nick Fury. It's hard to detach Hasselhoff from his offscreen persona, so it's kind of funny to see this celebrity running after CGI snakes. The plot is also ridiculous. No longer are these just big snakes out to eat people, but they've been genetically enhanced and have started a family. If you love this kind of crap then you'll get some smirks from it all. But why bother, when the first Anaconda had respectable people making fools of themselves, rather than jobbing actors chasing another pay check.