Terrible, awful, rip-off of King Kong. I like the old arcade game Rampage and the new update. You're a giant gorilla, or lizard, or wolf, or other monster and you smash buildings apart. This does not make a satisfying plot for a movie though! The A*P*E stomps and punches… More
Terrible, awful, rip-off of King Kong. I like the old arcade game Rampage and the new update. You're a giant gorilla, or lizard, or wolf, or other monster and you smash buildings apart. This does not make a satisfying plot for a movie though! The A*P*E stomps and punches through lots of plywood models, swats at a hang glider and a few helicopters, throws oil barrels and rocks that all explode on contact, and of course wrestles with a rubber shark. It's all done with unbelievably bad effects. In a good portion of the early scenes, which are set at night, you can hardly see the A*P*E. Video clips are looped (especially military vehicles) and audio sound bites are looped (especially the blond actress's screaming) for grating effect. The 3-D tech was such an eye sore. Every time I tilted my head thinking, "Huh!?" or "Really?!," the image merging effect was destroyed. You had to keep your head still. You had to really work at seeing the 3-D depth and it was lame and gimmicky anyways.