Artois the Goat
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Artois the Goat
A lab technician on a quest to create the world's greatest goat cheese and reclaim the heart of his one true love enlists the aid of a felonious German baker, a grave-digging hermit, and a white goat named Artois in a daring bid to take control of his own destiny. Virgil Gurdies is a lab technician whose girlfriend Angie has just taken a new job in Detroit. But while he could follow her to the mitten state, that would mean resigning himself to a career in artificial flavor additives. He knows that staying behind and pursuing his newfound passion for fine, artisanal goat cheese may mean… More
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"Filmmaking siblings Cliff and Kyle Bogart try to compensate for the film's impoverished concept by drowning the viewer in a surplus of cutesy sight gags and weird camera angles."
‑ Phil Hall, Film Threat
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