Assassin's Bullet
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"Think the Bourne franchise meets the Bond franchise, without the wit or action."
‑ Scott Bowles, USA Today
"Corny action scenes and borderline-hilarious direction by Isaac Florentine mark the film as an obvious straight-to-video item that somehow took a wrong turn into a movie theater."
‑ Kyle Smith, New York Post
"The script and direction are equally inept, with a series of overwrought action sequences and ludicrous plot twists that come suspiciously close to parody."
‑ Todd Jorgenson,
"Isaac Florentine's film is maligned with gaping plot holes, terrible expository dialogue, and obvious moments of foreshadowing."
‑ Glenn Heath Jr., Slant Magazine
"[A] dippy hodgepodge of hitman action, illogical romance and geopolitical commentary."
‑ Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
"Mr. Slater valiantly tries to appear turned on by his leading lady's shimmying midsection, but he might as well be watching a performing dog for all the heat mustered between them."
‑ Jeannette Catsoulis, New York Times
"What do belly dancers, wigs, shrinks, split personalities and secret ops sexpot mercenary mayhem have to do with a movie? Well, an awful lot it seems, in this CIA espionage freakout that makes waterboarding appear tame by comparison."
‑ Prairie Miller, Long Island Press
"Why is Slater in this? Why are Sutherland and Spall? Why am I even watching it?"
‑ Stephen Whitty, Newark Star-Ledger
"This psychologically tinged thriller about a mysterious female assassin won't erase memories of La Femma Nikita."
‑ Frank Scheck, Hollywood Reporter
"In trying to pass off the obvious as some type of mystery, Assassin's Bullet repeatedly insults viewer intelligence until the whole effort transforms into unintentional camp."
‑ Brian Orndorf,
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