B. Monkey
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In this witty romantic thriller, Alan (Jared Harris) is a London schoolteacher who leads a quiet, mildly stuffy life. As a hobby, he serves as a jazz disc jockey, spinning tunes for a hospital's public address system, but he craves danger and excitement. One night, Alan stops into a bar for a drink and sees Beatrice (Asia Argento), a beautiful woman who is arguing with two men. Alan is immediately enraptured by Beatrice and begins to pursue her. What Alan doesn't know is that Beatrice is an infamous thief known to the police as "B. Monkey" (named for her ability to break into… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 61%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"This is a terrible film, and often times very boring, droning, and unrealistic..."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
". . . you have the stunning Rhys-Myers to look at. Thick lips and wild eyes have never found a better face to land on."
‑ Brandon Judell, PopcornQ
"No one does enough to overcome its formulaic crime story, its lack of gritty authenticity and its squishy inert romance."
‑ Dennis Schwartz, Ozus' World Movie Reviews
"Hands down, it's one of the outstanding films of the year."
‑ Thom Bennett, Film Journal International
"Shows stretch marks from the start."
‑ Chuck Rudolph, Matinee Magazine
"A cold piece of machinery."
‑ Michael Dequina, TheMovieReport.com
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