B. Monkey
B. Monkey (1999)

This quirky British romantic thriller chronicles the off-beat affair between Alan (Jared Harris), a stodgy British schoolteacher who dreams of doing something more exciting with his life, and the feisty, punkish reformed cat burglar known… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: March 21, 2000
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Critic Score: 61% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

This is a terrible film, and often times very boring, droning, and unrealistic...

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Brandon Judell

. . . you have the stunning Rhys-Myers to look at. Thick lips and wild eyes have never found a better face to land on.

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Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

No one does enough to overcome its formulaic crime story, its lack of gritty authenticity and its squishy inert romance.

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Thom Bennett
Film Journal International

Hands down, it's one of the outstanding films of the year.

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Chuck Rudolph
Matinee Magazine

Shows stretch marks from the start.

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Michael Dequina

A cold piece of machinery.

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Flixster Audience Score: 55% Flixster User Reviews
Stephen M
While this certainly doesn't satisfy as a thriller, beneath the gritty exterior and all the expletives there lurks a sweet, rather old-fashioned love… More