"Battle" for the Planet of the Apes? Man, there's no battle about it, because they're "super intellegent, humanized gorillas", and they can have whatever they want as far as I'm concerned. I might go up against King Kong when he's just a big… More
"Battle" for the Planet of the Apes? Man, there's no battle about it, because they're "super intellegent, humanized gorillas", and they can have whatever they want as far as I'm concerned. I might go up against King Kong when he's just a big dumb lovestruck ape, but around the time he's smart enough to start flying the planes himself, I give up. Yes, I know that the guy who played Kong in the 1976 version was a pilot in the 2005 version, but I credit the guy who did the voice, Peter Cullen, because - come on - what self-respecting geek does not think of that film as the golden moment where Optimus Prime played King Kong? That's almost as awesome as Gollum from "Lord of the Rings" playing King Kong-oh, wait. You know, maybe I'm not so much worried about super intellegent, humanized gorillas taking over, as much as I'm worried about robots in disguise taking over. Seriously, you put a cap and moustache on a laptop, and it turns into that withdrawal scene in "Trainspotting" with me, but before that dark day, I'm going to have to settle with what are obviously people in disguise, which is horrifying enough as it is without them going up against mutants... if you would call some radioactive burns that have somehow not worsened in over a decade a mutatation.
Now, I know that the premise sounds cool and compelling, but I hate to break it to you that, unfortunately... the film is cool and compelling. Oh wait, you were hoping that it would be cool and exciting. Well, prepare to be satisfied, but only for so long, because for every bit of pure entertainment value, there is slowness to the point of disconnect that will follow, partially because director J. Lee Thompson will often drag out some scenes that really don't need to be dragged out, especially when there are so many elements in what development there is that needs to be dwelled upon more. Now, it's not totally out of the question to suspend disblief, but there are some holes in this film's science, from an entire society of apes already learning to speak fluent English, to - as I said earlier - surprisingly little radioactive effect on the humans after the nuke hit. Well, for all we know, it was the least nuclear nuke in the history of bombs, but we'll never really know, because they barely touch upon that significant piece of story development. Now, I'm not saying that I want to see them simulate a nuke impact with the filmmaking sensibilities of 1973, because there is no way to make that look good, even for the time, but please give us some sense of the situtation so that the film will feel more developed. The final stages of this classic saga raises more questions than answers, but there's no denying that this is a genuinely enjoyable and, to an extent, satisfying capper to the original series.
The satisfaction that can be found here is highly debatable, but there's no denying that this series goes out in a blaze of glory, because what J. Lee Thompson lacks in storytelling - in terms of engagement -, he makes up for in action, making every action sequence heavy and captivating. Granted, much of what makes the action engaging might be the overloud sound design all throughout it, but eitherway, the action is exciting and well done, especially in the final act of the film, where the film really delivers on making this grand war sequence really hit home. Still, this film isn't all big dumb action, for although you are faced with many questions that you shouldn't have to ask, the closer of the film leaves you wondering what - if anything - has changed, and ultimately questioning whether this is the road to a new future, or the other end of this eternal loop that will spin forever. It's a fascinating final message, but that's not to say that the film doesn't pick up until the end. True, there are many unengaging spots, but that's something to be said about any "Planet of the Apes" film, and like its predecessors, this film knows how to quickly put itself back together, partially thanks to the performances, especially that of our lead. Roddie McDowall (Yes, I finally remembered the "a" in his last name) has left his mark in this series as the absolute best performer, no matter what (because lord knows Heston wasn't going to claim that position), and this film is no different. Here, McDowall takes on the often challenging "struggling leader" role, and doing it pretty darn well, establishing a strong tone of authority, but still exposing some "humanity" in the Caesar character to really play on the layers and pains of our lead to once again carry the film and pull you right back in, should you fall out.
As war dies down, we arrive at the end of this saga after going through the recurring flaws of periodic lulls in engagement, as well as a lack of story development and far-fetched science, but our final destination is a satisfying, rather thought-provoking one, which isn't to say that the road wasn't still paved with excellent action and a typically strong performance by Roddy McDowall, thus leaving "Battle for the Planet of the Apes" to stand as a generally enjoyable closer to the classic series.
2.5/5 - Fair