Being John Malkovich Reviews and Ratings



  • November 26, 2009
    Perfect. For me. No heroes and villains. Just flawed characters who are affected by the circumstances. Friedberg and Selttzer, pay attention. We are not lauging because Craig farted. We are not laughing becasue Lotte and Maxine suddenly break into a dance sequence. We are laughin...( read more)g because of the absurdity of the situation, and how is it handled. It should have totally been nominated for Best Picture. Roger f*cking Ebert supports my idea.
    As not a lot of people have not seen this movie, they often ask me what it it about. But I realize, there's no real way to explain the movie in a few words. There's no: "Now Craig has to save the day". The film doesn't follow a specific story line, it just puts a setting and sees where it takes it. Maybe the best description is: "Young married man works at 7 1/2 floor, falls in love and discovers portal to John Malkovich's head. Hilarity ensues."
  • November 22, 2009
    Truly one of a kind movie
  • November 18, 2009
    Original. The cast was perfect for this film.
    I would say this is a must-see.

    Lotte Schwartz: I think it's kinda sexy that John Malkovich has a portal, y'know, sort of like, it's like, like he has a vagina. It's sort of vaginal, y'know, like he has a, he has a pe...( read more)nis AND a vagina. I mean, it's sort of like... Malkovich's... feminine side. I like that.
  • November 15, 2009
    A man who lands a job with a very strange company as a filing clerk, finds a small door in this building which opens into a tunnel which leads directly into the brain of John Malkovich. Once someone enters this door, they slide into John Malkovich's brain and can experience all t...( read more)hat he experiences for 15 minutes.

    stars John Malkovich, Cameron Diaz, John Cusack, Catherine Keener, Maary Kay Place, Ned Bellamy, Judith Wetzell and Orson Ben.

    directed by Spike Jonze.
  • November 9, 2009
    I really don't like John Malkovich. I don't think he can act at all. Having said that, he is very good in this at taking the michael out of himself which is really good to see. He should do it more often!
  • November 3, 2009
    La vi hace poco y me gusto. Me recordo la historia del Aleph. Muy erotica.
  • October 31, 2009
    Intelligent, original, funny, tragic. Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufman have created one of the best films of the decade, one which gets better (and funnier) with each viewing.
  • October 28, 2009
    That was weird..... But brilliant !
  • October 10, 2009
    One of the best movies I have ever seen - a must watch for any film buff.
  • October 9, 2009
    Interesting, weird, must-see movie. Wouldn't it be crazy to get in someone's head? But why would anyone want to stay? I love the 1/2 floor!
  • September 29, 2009
    Need to be watched mutiple times to actually make enough sense, a kind of Vanilla Sky light.
  • September 28, 2009
    Very weird and deep!
  • September 22, 2009
    One of the extrangest, weirdest films ever maded, extraordinary unique movie, one of the very few movies that really surprise you, very interesting
  • September 19, 2009
    BRILLIANT MOVIE, the best fantasy film ever.,
    this film has limitless imagination, gripping story, hilarious black comedy, interesting characters.,
    this film is somehow funny and serious, sad and satirical, weird and touching, all at once..
    although this film is not light as othe...( read more)r kaufman film like 'eternal sunshine' or 'adaptation', this is neither as surrealist as 'synecdoche new york'..
  • September 18, 2009
    Definitely among the smartest and most original comedies (and scripts) of the twentieth century. The mix between fiction and reality, as well as the performances and some unbelievable and surrealistic moments, add to this contemporary masterpiece an exquisite delight to be enjoye...( read more)d to its fullest. Way to go Spike Jonze!

    Now, the next mandatory for you to see is Adaptation (2002), another brilliant work of art that deals with the same emphasis towards the human condition and alternate worlds between the real world and the film world.

    87/100
  • September 13, 2009
    This was bloody weird..

    Craig Schwartz: You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!
  • September 12, 2009
    Wow-
    it's smart, it's freaking out, it' s perverse.
    And it's also funny.
    Wow-
  • September 9, 2009
    Kind of existentialist movie, who i'm? who are you? where i'm? where i'm going? who i want to be?
  • September 7, 2009
    A highly imaginative and though-provoking movie that makes use of a surreal setting to explore serveral issues including identity, sexuality, conscious of the mind, etc.
  • September 5, 2009
    I really did not enjoy this experience. The basic idea of a puppeteer going inside someone's mind, seeing, livening and experiencing what they see, live and experience, even taking control and living as them, is an intriguing idea that could throw up many, many interesting situat...( read more)ions, dilemmas and philosophical ideas, and that's a movie I'd like to see one day. This movie is however not that movie. Sure it has all I just mentioned except for the interesting parts, it has the puppeteer going inside someone's mind (John Malkovich's mind), and to an extent seeing, living and experiencing what Malkovich see's, lives and experiences to an extent, and it has the controlling part although it wasn't at all well executed, but as for the situations, dilemmas and philosophical ideas, it has few of the first and none of the second in the way I mean it, and none of the third.

    I could find very little that felt human about this movie, it's characters and it's plot, and in the end it's a prime example of how to take an interesting idea and turn it into something ridiculous and ultimately meaningless. It seemed like it was picking up a bit towards the end, but alas it wasn't to be. A very poor movie hiding behind a big name cast, an general idea that's interesting on the surface, and an artsy "oh look at me aren't I all funny and trippy" everything else.
  • September 5, 2009
    Even though there is something insane and messed up with the movie and its premise, there is something funny, tragic, and beautiful about questions it raises about the human condition. I guess that's the brilliance of Kaufman's script and Jonze's direction that are sinked togethe...( read more)r to create an original masterpiece.
  • September 3, 2009
    A bizarre but wonderful comedy from Spike Jonze, the king of quirky. This is also the most original film to come out in the last ten years, it's brilliant stuff. Good on John Malkovich too for treading where most A-list actors would have feared to go.
  • September 2, 2009
    To start, John Cusack and Cameron Diaz look so ugly in this movie! And they are fucking lunatics o_o!
    "Maxine" was a fucking bitch.

    The movie is pretty amazing. The idea of being someone else and to control them... But I think the characters were all fucking lunatics. Dr. Les...( read more)ter, or whatever was his name, was freaking stupid! JUST DIE! I think people have way too much fear of dying.
    The end wasn't what I was expecting. Poor Malkovich...

    Other thing that this movie shows is that even if you are tallented, you are no one if you don't have a "name". 'Cusack' was a great artist, but no one cared - he even was mocked. He becomes Malkovich, and everybody loves his work. Even Sean Penn wants to do it after seeing Malkovich doing it!!
  • August 27, 2009
    Funhouse of the mind. Surrealist, inventive, edifying offbeat humor, posing questions of existentialism and celebrity, creating a world of its own. Devilishly clever script premised on the fascination and consequences of living as someone else. Catherine Keener is ruthlessly funny.
  • August 25, 2009
    I couldnt understand this movie's genre.Is this a love story or fantasy or a comedy?Actually it contains a bit much of everything.It is very funny and entertaing,it is fantastic and you can see a love triangle.Actors and actresses were very good.Espeically (as you can guess) John...( read more) Malkovich is worth for watching.But the fact that made me love this movie is of course the script.And maybe Spike Jonze's silent chaos style and Malkovich.But i wanna talk about the script.
    It is looking like a fantasy if you read the plot.But relationships are getting weird through the movie.Espeically Cameron Diaz's character was really confusingly weird and Maxine played by Catherina Keener was the real puppeter.Through the middle of "Being John Malkovich" you are knowing that only normal person is John Malkovich whom has a door to his mind.So its not only the portal that makes this script great and bizarre,the impressions that characters had after seeing portal makes the script more interesting.
  • August 21, 2009
    Bizarre but very very funny!
  • August 17, 2009
    Hard movie to enjoy.
  • August 15, 2009
    The film is a collection of clever ideas that never coalesce. The characters' lives and loves and talents relate in abstract ways, and the story brings them together without actually digging deep enough to make them meaningful. If it does, its insight is never clear. The story it...( read more)self is occasionally inspired and mostly unpredictable, and while I admire the goal of creatively defying convention, the experiment is unsatisfying for lack of a common thread to tie all the weirdness together, to make it not merely interesting but coherent.
  • August 14, 2009
    By far, one of the strangest, yet most compelling and funny movies I have ever seen. The premise may sound silly, yet your intelligence isn't insulted. Being John Malkovich is extremely inventive and original, it's the kind of film that doesn't lose either it's brilliance or it's...( read more) mass-appeal.

    Recommended to all.
  • August 13, 2009
    Entertaining with a fair amount of strange.
  • August 7, 2009
    i've seen this one, it's just wacky i really respect Spike Jonze his experimental a daring style has done so much for modern cinematography he's a genius in a really not conventional way, i really hate cameron diaz but in this movie you can almost forget what a bitch she is, ever...( read more)yone in this movie is just in top of their game, i love this movie
  • August 3, 2009
    Love this movie so much. Amazing, funny, weird ideas and les plot XDDD A remarkable movie.
  • August 1, 2009
    A film I really hated. I actually found it hard work getting to the end. Bitterly disappointed.
  • July 25, 2009
    A truly wonderful film... funny, dramtaic and deep. Must see for all cinema lovers!!!
  • July 23, 2009
    THIS MOVIE WAS VERY TRIPPY.
    JOHN MALCOVICH IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR
  • July 16, 2009
    "Ever wanted to be someone else? Now you can."

    A puppeteer discovers a portal that leads literally into the head of the movie star, John Malkovich.

    REVIEW

    Wow. It took me quite a while to ...( read more)realize the true genius of this film, which, when seen in it's right light really comes of as a masterpice of modern cinema. This picture bares no resemblance with anything you have seen before, and the very essence of the plot is unique to the very end, despite being a very philosophical issue that man probably has been thinking of/about since the dawn of time. Really, how would you like to be some one else? Whilst on the subject, how would you like to be the award winning actor John Malkovich?

    With astounding performances from a great set of actors, a script to die for, directing that will be remembered as nothing but excellent, and a set of events occuring that is on the edge of Pythonesque in it's amazing humor and wittiness, "Being John Malkovich" really has an aura of perfection like few movies can. To be compared with Citizen Kane, Brazil, Metropolis and other works of genius. I love this film.
  • July 7, 2009
    Screenwriter Charlie Kaufman's weird premise is brought to life by Spike Jonze in this quirky indy hit. Hugely enjoyable, with a plot that surprisingly makes sense and accessible in-jokes. Kudos to Malkovich for caricaturing himself here.
  • July 5, 2009
    Strange and amazing! Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich MALKOVICH!!
  • July 5, 2009
    Incredibly original movie! One of the best Fantasy movies I have ever seen! You may search for all sorts of reasons and points in it but on the other hand you may just enjoy it! It's a great imaginative movie!
  • June 30, 2009
    One of the most creative movies of all time.
  • June 20, 2009
    Possibly the most inventive comedy ever. Weird and hilarious.
  • June 19, 2009
    do u think they r thinking with u!!!
  • June 16, 2009
    no thanks not for me
  • June 14, 2009
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  • June 6, 2009
    Amazingly disturbing and thought provoking movie.

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Being John Malkovich Summary