Big Momma's House 2 (2006)

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• Eric A

  
  Stop already, enough is enough.

• Bethany M

  
  Not as funny as the first one, but still had it's occasional laughs.

• Film C

  
  wow the second one wasnt a disappointment!! It still had its laughs and they were also continous throughout the movie!! again its a good family movie and worth a watch!

• KJ P

  
  The second instalment in the Big Momma franchise is extremely weak when compared to the original, now they are just getting desperate and cannot go anywhere else in this series! The freshness of these films was weak to start, but now it's just flushing away! Big Momma's… More
  The second instalment in the Big Momma franchise is extremely weak when compared to the original, now they are just getting desperate and cannot go anywhere else in this series! The freshness of these films was weak to start, but now it's just flushing away! Big Momma's House 2 does have it's comedy and moments of enjoyment, but nothing else!

• Matt G

  
  Terrible movie. The two stars go to Zachary Levi because he's one of my favorite actors. Grade: D

• Dead A

  
  I can't remember whether I've watched the first one or not but this was definitely funny (well most of the time). I did felt it was an imitation of <b>The Pacifier</b> movie. But it wasn't all bad.

• Wahida K

  
  The prequel was very funny, but they shouldnt have done the sequel. Big Momma`s House 2 was totally boring Danny Denzongpa had a cameo appearence in this Movie? I guess the Movie was so boring that I even didnt notice. The Danny Denzongpa? For the sake of his appeareance I will… More
  The prequel was very funny, but they shouldnt have done the sequel. Big Momma`s House 2 was totally boring Danny Denzongpa had a cameo appearence in this Movie? I guess the Movie was so boring that I even didnt notice. The Danny Denzongpa? For the sake of his appeareance I will have to watch this Movie again. <b>Oh I so much enjoy the Movies where he played nice characters which were rare but invaluable!

• Richard C

  
  C-

• Jason O

  
  I found the story interesting and the movie good enough, but I expected a lot more laughs....like there were in the first one.

• Coxxie M

  
  if u read the script and dont see the movie, its the exact same movie as the pacifier except its a "black woman"

• Bobby H

  
  Martin Lawrence plays a great-role as always. I have never seen the first one so I am juding the movie for what I thought it was - not in comparison to the first. Actors were all solid, storyline great, and extremly funny. There were a few over-the-top scenes that I could of lived… More
  Martin Lawrence plays a great-role as always. I have never seen the first one so I am juding the movie for what I thought it was - not in comparison to the first. Actors were all solid, storyline great, and extremly funny. There were a few over-the-top scenes that I could of lived without. Mostly just the scenes that were way unreal but other then those minor unbelievable scenes here and there the movie was great!

• Lewis C

  
  Completely unnecessary sequel.

• Nate Z

  
  [CENTER][img]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6076/bigmommaza2.jpg[/img][/CENTER] [COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]Men in drag is one of the truest tenets of comedy. Billy Wilder proved it, Dustin Hoffman proved it, even Robin Williams proved it. Eddie Murphy found career resurgence… More
  [CENTER][img]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6076/bigmommaza2.jpg[/img][/CENTER] [COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]Men in drag is one of the truest tenets of comedy. Billy Wilder proved it, Dustin Hoffman proved it, even Robin Williams proved it. Eddie Murphy found career resurgence when he put on a fat suit for 1996?s [I]The Nutty Professor[/I]. I think Martin Lawrence thought, why not combine them both? Thus was the unholy birth of 2000?s [I]Big Momma?s House[/I], where Lawrence goes undercover for the FBI as a morbidly obese older woman. If that doesn?t spell comedy then what will. Forgotten amidst the fat jokes and flatulence is the fact that Oscar-nominated Paul Giamatti was Lawrence?s beleaguered co-star. Now, I myself had never seen the first trip to [I]Big Momma?s House[/I]. But in order to give a rounder opinion of the year 2006 in film, I felt it was my duty to see its sequel. For fun I felt a traditional review would do a disservice to the fine craftsmanship and invigorating cinema I was about to witness, so I decided to create a rundown of my viewing thoughts by the minute. Here, ladies and gents, is [I]Big Momma?s House 2[/I]. Beware plot spoilers below. 03: Martin Lawrence is dressed as an eagle and teaching kids about safety during a school assembly. Somehow his adolescent stepson is embarrassed by this. 04: Apparently Mrs. Big Momma (Gabriel Union) has a bun in the oven. Or an egg in the nest. She has the most unrealistic looking pregnancy ever. It?s almost like a cone. 10: Lawrence climbs back into the fat suit to go undercover as a nanny to stop computer hackers from dismantling the secrets of national security and selling them to terrorists. That?s right, it?s Big Momma vs. terrorism. 11: Also, apparently the rich do not do background checks on those in charge of watching their children. Has Dateline taught us nothing? 18: Here are the kids: dumb kid, cheerleader wannabe, and Hot Topic rocker chick (the daughter in 40 Year-Old Virgin that wanted to have sex). 22: Wife discovers Lawrence?s secret supply of XXXXXXXXL panties. Does she not know of Big Momma? 26: Nope. No she doesn?t, as she mentions her concern to a gal pal. ?A woman this big wearing a thong? That can?t be comfortable.? Cue cut to Big Momma lamenting her thong. Why is Lawrence even wearing a thong? What are the benefits of dressing as a large woman and also wearing a thong? 32: Even the FBI, who put Big Momma into the field years ago, doesn?t even know Big Momma is not real. No wonder we have intelligence failures. Send Big Momma to fix Iraq. That?s a sequel I?d be interested in. 34: What school plays ?Baby Got Back? for a gym dance class? Big Momma shows the uncoordinated cheerleader wannabe how to dance. The gym leaders ask for Big Momma to lead them to glory. Maybe he/she can also sink the winning last-second shot for the high school basketball championship too. 40: 19-year-old Chad is lurking in the bushes for the 15-year-old Hot Topic girl. Nothing spells romantic like ?lurking? and ?interested in dating a 15-year-old.? Again, did Dateline teach us nothing? 45: Lawrence has to spy on the baddies and attempt to out run his pregnant wife. Who do you think will win in a footrace? 46: The FBI finally realizes Big Momma is neither. The FBI earns a lollipop. 48: Lawrence decides to actually do housework for his nanny job, but he decides to do it outside of his Big Momma costume, you know, in case the family walks in and wonders what a prowler is doing cleaning dishes and cooking dinner. 49: Big Momma pours the doggie a bowl full of tequila to lift its spirits. Dog depression is no laughing matter. 52: Big Momma teaches young girls how to dance like video tramps. 56: Big Momma is at a spa with naked women and massages. Her advice to women for long-lasting marriage: put out often. That?s Big Momma for you, teaching our youth to dance trashy, liquoring up animals, and turning back on the clock on feminism. 60: Big Momma runs on the beach in a [I]10[/I] parody that no one seeing the movie will ever get. I guess it?s supposed to be funny because she?s fat. I think that?s the punchline for most of the movie. 63: Again, the limitations of an agent undercover in a fat suit (and thong) are revealed when Big Momma tries to chase down a suspect. 73: The dumb kid?s first words are, ?Big Momma.? Then, ?stakeout? and ?investigate? and ?hackneyed plot.? I made that last one up, but it would have been something. 79: Big Momma enters a club to rescue Hot Topic girl at her plea. Oh, but Chad did not send a message it?s ? THE BAD GUYS! And they?re taking her and Big Momma hostage. 80: My first laugh. Hot Topic girl and Big Momma tied in the back of a speeding van and rolling on top of each other with the sharp turns. Big Momma crushes the girl. Hot Topic Girl: ?This is not how I imagined my death.? I?ll say. 83: Big Momma on a jet ski battles terrorists. Doesn?t being a large woman also make you a bigger target for bullets? Regardless, she kicks ass and we?re treated to a half-hearted payoff for thong wearal. 86: Big Momma gets shot just as the FBI arrives to shoot the bad guy. Excellent timing. Big Momma saves the day and is unmasked. 89: Have no fear, Big Momma stands in for the girls cheerleading dance. They apparently have a matching uniform in Big Momma size. There?s nothing Big Momma can?t do except star in a decent movie. 93: Lawrence brings home his new baby. He also threatens, in voice over, ?You never know when Big Momma might be back.? Great, now I have to check under my bed every night. I?m somewhat surprised that the movie isn?t as bad as I had feared. It?s mostly bland, with cookie-cutter characters, contrived situations, mishandled life lessons, and a dearth of comedy. Martin Lawrence must have been in bad shape to bring the fat suit out of the closet for one more go round. The film is a dumb comedy that relies heavily on slapstick and Lawrence?s patter, but neither ever feels inspired. This is a big bland mess, but it?s somewhat depressing in how cut-and-paste it all is and still designed to boost Lawrence?s sagging career. If it wasn?t obvious before, it should be now ? it?s time for Big Momma to pack her bags for good. Nate?s Grade: D+[/FONT][/COLOR]

• E.J. B

  
  The jokes weren't that funny the first time. They certainly weren't funny the tenth time.

• Roy G

  
  Painfully unfunny

• Sophie B

  
  This was just funny!

• Jose Z

  
  very funny, i laugh from the begginig till the end of the movie

• Fascade F

  
  Awesome sequel that is more musically charged up in this one than the last.

• Steven V

  
  <i>"You never know when Big Momma might show up again!"</i> - <i>Malcolm</i><br> <br> <b>Big Momma's House 2</b> is a much better movie than the first one. There were a number of problems like most related to trying to… More
  <i>"You never know when Big Momma might show up again!"</i> - <i>Malcolm</i><br> <br> <b>Big Momma's House 2</b> is a much better movie than the first one. There were a number of problems like most related to trying to pull the material in too many directions at once, both in terms of genre and style, that made <b>Big Momma's House</b> uneven and not able to reach its potential. <i>John Whitesell</i> and returning writers <i>Don Rhymer</i> and <i>Darryl Quarles</i> have solved or surmounted all of those problems and produced a relatively unique gem in <b>Big Momma's House 2</b>. The comedy is still frequently of the absurdist variety here, but it's toned down just enough, and the rest of the main characters were made just quirky enough, that the blend is exquisite. Next, unlike the first movie, <i>Don Rhymer</i> and <i>Darryl Quarles</i> didn't add crime elements as an underdeveloped afterthought here. Instead, a crime story remains the focus throughout the movie. The crime story is well written and contains just enough character development to give it effective dramatic weight and drive. <i>Don Rhymer</i> and <i>Darryl Quarles</i> are even able to work in something of a rom-com subplot (involving an errant assumption about a lover) in a similar naturally flowing way, but they keep it appropriately on the back burner. Yet, the highlights of the movie occur when <i>Big Momma</i> interacts with everyday people. Wisely, the focus is kept narrower in these scenes and we get much better character development. There are a couple characters from the crime plot who it would have been nice to interact with more, but even they are surprisingly well developed for the amount of screen time they receive. This is also a somewhat sweeter story given the complex, continually developing relationship between <i>Big Momma</i> and the <i>Fuller</i> family. But that doesn't mean it's not outrageously funny, too.

• R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R

  
  Nothing original, is a sequel to something entertaining but poor in history and other things.

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