Bitten (2008)

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Lonely graveyard shift paramedic Jack (Jason Mewes) rescues a pretty vampire from certain death, and finds himself falling for her despite the fact that she can't control her murderous impulse to feed. The more intense their relationship grows, the more obvious it becomes to Jack that his first true… More Lonely graveyard shift paramedic Jack (Jason Mewes) rescues a pretty vampire from certain death, and finds himself falling for her despite the fact that she can't control her murderous impulse to feed. The more intense their relationship grows, the more obvious it becomes to Jack that his first true love could also very well be his last. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Rating, Runtime: R, 1 hr. 28 min.
Directed By: Harvey Glazer
Genres: Horror, Comedy

In Theaters: Jun 29, 2008 Wide
On DVD: Jul 6, 2010

Critic Reviews

R. L. Shaffer, IGN DVD
This vampire comedy will drain you dry.

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Dean M

This is quite ridiculous comedy-horror of the vampire starring Jason Mewes who delivers a solid, sometimes funny and sometimes sad performance as a paramedic in personal crisis. And I like seeing Erica Cox in her several nudity scenes - bloody hot with an excellent body. I suppose… More
This is quite ridiculous comedy-horror of the vampire starring Jason Mewes who delivers a solid, sometimes funny and sometimes sad performance as a paramedic in personal crisis. And I like seeing Erica Cox in her several nudity scenes - bloody hot with an excellent body. I suppose Mewes is alike a slave of a beautiful female vampire because he brings the victims in his place for the vampire's feed.
Red L

A corny sexy Canadian vampiry story.
Jacob P

This whole film is just a complete joke, however, it did deliver a few laughs instead of thrills.
Adam M

Fun and suprisingly decent vampire movie. Jason Mewes works through the night as a paramedic, has just split with his girlfriend and has problems with his landlady. It seems life isn't going to get any better either when one night he stumbles across a girl covered in blood near… More
Fun and suprisingly decent vampire movie. Jason Mewes works through the night as a paramedic, has just split with his girlfriend and has problems with his landlady. It seems life isn't going to get any better either when one night he stumbles across a girl covered in blood near his flat(the lovely Monica Cox). After taking her in and cleaning her up he realises that she is one of the sexiest women ever and quickly falls for her. Things go shit very quickly though when she tries to bite him and we realise that shes a vampire. Not wanting to get rid of her, they both try and sort out living together while getting her the blood she needs. With his only advice coming from his ass obsessed workmate, our hero's life isn't getting any easier. I like the way they havent made the vamp totally evil and she regrets what shes become. Until she gets a thirst that is. This is budget but they've done well in not making it overly gory and exploitative. Even the threesome sex scene is well shot, quite arty some might say(some pervs might not like that though!). I'd say Bitten, although not some kind of masterpiece, is a fun, well made for what it is, horror film and well worth a look.
Rose G

Jason Mewes plays a paramedic who falls in love with a girl whom he found near-death in an alley. He brings her to his home and nurses her to recovery, since the girl refuses to go to a hospital. One night after his shift, he returns home and discovers a blood-drained corpse in his… More
Jason Mewes plays a paramedic who falls in love with a girl whom he found near-death in an alley. He brings her to his home and nurses her to recovery, since the girl refuses to go to a hospital. One night after his shift, he returns home and discovers a blood-drained corpse in his pad. For a movie that is classified as a horror/comedy, I couldn't exactly say that anything was even horrific or funny about it. I can safely say that you can put this beside Twilight on the list of the worst vampire movies ever.