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Plot:
In 18th century Romania, Rayne (a girl with a human mother and vampire father) possesses superhuman strength but a soft side for humans. She decides to find her vampire father who is the powerful vamp...( read more 
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MCT:May 13, 2008Not bad at all, i enjoyed it. There was some pretty bad acting though *cough* Michael Madsen *cough*.
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MCT:May 9, 2008Wow, this is bad! I didnt believe it could really be as bad as ppl say, so I watched it anyways since Kristanna Loken is so hot. But not even she could save this movie. Everything is wrong with it. Please, believe me and save yourself.
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MCT:April 28, 2008
As I said in my In The Name Of The King: A Dung Siege Tale review, Kristanna Loken's hot. But so's a fresh pile of shit. Which is a perfect segue into Bloodrayne.
Bloodrayne is vintage Uwe Boll. And by "vintage", I mean it sucks cock. Not as much cock as In The Name Of The King: A Dung Siege Tale, but just enough cock to distinguish it as a Uwe Boll flick. And you'd think you'd be grateful to see the end of this film. Not true. It ends with an awkward whirlwind demonstration of Uwe Boll's awesome editing skills. Will someone tell me what the FUCK that was about? Nah, I don't care.
I hate all the acting. Also, any time Michael Madsen is in a non-Tarantino film, beware. There are only three sure things in life: death, taxes, and the soaring suck factor of a Michael Madsen non-Tarantino film.
What the heck was Ben Kingsley doing in here? I'd expect this from Madsen and Michelle Rodriguez even, but Ben fucking Kingsley?
As I said earlier, Kristanna Loken is hot. This cannot be said enough. You wanna know how goddamned shitty this movie is? Kristanna Loken has a sex scene here where she pins a dude against some prison bars and humps him topless and standing. Picture how hot that is. THAT DOES NOT SAVE THIS MOVIE.
Gratuitous blood and guts and a brief Kristanna Loken sex scene are the only things you'll stop fast-forwarding for. Other than that, you'll be back at Blockbuster in no time. -
MCT:April 27, 2008
A half-assed plot, stilted acting, a very poorly written script and flat, one-dimensional characters is what you'll find in this Uwe Boll movie. Avoid it.
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MCT:April 26, 2008
If this was a made for t.v movie...then ok...if this came out in cinema...I would have wanted my money back...with interest...
What I'm getting though is that Kristanna Loken is the only reason most people watched this...I'm not surprised...but...
This whole movie was a pointless drivel...the fight scenes, pathetic, the performances...sketchy at best...the plot...I'm still waiting to see one ... :/ I wasted 2 hours of my life watching this...and I feel dumber for it...
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SayingxSorryxxposted 309 days ago -
Hey, guys, are you out of your mind? This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen! I love both games but this movie is a lot of crap! I've even heard that this movie got some kind of reward for worst directing. Why are you so excited with a sex scene there?! In games Rayne was truly sexy, but this scene make her image so vulgar. That was not even a beautiful presentation, that was just oriented for retarded youngsters, who are eager to see tits on the screen.
Then, as for changes in the plot. OK, I don't pretend that the movie should have been shot based on game's plot only, with no changes. But. To my mind, the movie completely twisted BloodRayne's image. All this love storylines don't match the original idea. Treachery, revenge are all right, but not love. Not that type of movie.posted 330 days ago -
I don't get why it's getting so badly slated-apart from the ending it's a good movie,but the ending was extremely pointless
posted 433 days ago -
i play on the games why didnt anyone tell me the movie was out!
posted 447 days ago -
I tjink to enjoy this movie you have to have a love of blood, Gore and it might help to have played the game. I think Uwe Ball is a unique director and recommend people to watch his other movies llike Alone in the Dark.
posted 458 days ago -
Haven't seen it.. and Don't want too.
Anything Directed by Uwe Boll is Probley Crap >_>posted 484 days ago -
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The games were such fun. This has just made me loose all faith in the franchise, which is a shame. *sigh*
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This movie just made me laugh....the game wasnt even that cheasy. But give the director credit for adding a random sex scene.
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