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A professional thief finds his luck going from bad to worse when he's sent to Russia to steal a priceless antique crucifix and becomes the terrified target of a serial killer who takes the title of "headhunter" all too seriously. Career larcenist Ritchie Donovan (Stephen Dorff)'s latest job has just ended in tragedy, and he still owes a fortune to a fearsome Russian godfather. Fortunately for Ritchie, the crime kingpin is feeling especially benevolent today, and offers the luckless cat burglar one last chance to settle his debt. All Ritchie has to do is travel to Moscow,… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 25%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"Stupid, slipshod stuff."
‑ Nigel Floyd, Time Out
"A hit-and-miss comedy-horror. Mostly miss."
‑ Daniel Etherington, Film4
‑ Rob Daniel, Sky Movies
"I probably would have stopped short of recommending Botched theatrically, but on DVD it's definitely worth a look."
‑ Mike McGranaghan, Aisle Seat
"A sadly apt title for this crimer-cum-splatter-com."
‑ Carmen Grey, Total Film
"Hugely derivative, but highly entertaining."
‑ Patrick Peters, Empire Magazine
"Botched is bungled - irredeemably, at times even enjoyably, so."
‑ Xan Brooks, Guardian
"In the end, though, there's only so much slack you can give a film that wears its cheapness and ineptitude like badges of honour."
‑ Neil Smith,
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