Brain Smasher... A Love Story (The Bouncer and the Lady) (1993)
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Andrew Dice Clay trades in dumb yucks for numchucks in Brainsmasher: A Love Story as Ed Molloy, a part-time comic and bouncer who takes on a belligerent gang of ninjas. The story kicks in when supermodel Samantha Crains (Teri Hatcher) receives a red lotus flower from her sister that has to be… More Andrew Dice Clay trades in dumb yucks for numchucks in Brainsmasher: A Love Story as Ed Molloy, a part-time comic and bouncer who takes on a belligerent gang of ninjas. The story kicks in when supermodel Samantha Crains (Teri Hatcher) receives a red lotus flower from her sister that has to be delivered to Seattle. Samantha makes the delivery only to find that her sister is has been held captive by Shaolin Monks who want the red lotus because it contains "the key to the ultimate power." The two sisters manage to escape the clutches of the mad monks but the Shaolins immediately give chase. Samantha runs into Ed's nightclub, where he prevents her from entering, but when the monks come to get her, Ed holds them off. Impressed by Ed's brawn, she hires him to protect her. The chase continues as Ed and Samantha run from the ever one-step-behind ninjas, climaxing in an extended battle in a go-go bar. During the fight, Ed is captured by the Shaolin monks and Samantha and her sister have to decide whether they should exchange the red lotus flower for Ed. ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi
- Directed By
- Albert Pyun
- Genres
- Action & Adventure, Comedy
R,
- In Theaters
- Jun 1, 1993 Wide
- Studio
- Trimark
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Cast
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Andrew Dice Clay
as Ed Malloy
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Teri Hatcher
as Samantha Crain
- Yuji Okumoto
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Deborah Van Valkenburgh
as Cammy Crain
- Brion James
- Tim Thomerson
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Dorothy Dells
as Miss Bellows
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Russ Fast
as Ted
- Nicholas Guest
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Dee "Queen Kong" Booher
as Bertha
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Peter Kwong
as Red Monk
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Ralph Monaco
as Pops Malloy
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Danny Perkin
as Guy in Line #2
- Charles Rocket
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Galen B. Schrick
as Jim Romeo
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Lin Shaye
as Makeup Artist
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Liz Sheridan
as Ma Malloy
