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Branded is a dark and mind-bending journey into a surreal, dystopian society where corporate brands have unleashed a monstrous global conspiracy to get inside our minds and keep the population disillusioned, dependent and passive. One man's Misha (Ed Stoppard) passion to unlock the truth behind the conspiracy will lead to an epic battle with the hidden forces that really control our world. -- (C) Official Site

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 10%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"There's almost a Seussian vibe in this heap, but no hint that it's intentional."
‑ Michael Atkinson, Village Voice
"Branded" is a confusing sci-fi thriller that takes itself much too seriously."
‑ Paul Chambers, Movie Chambers
"This movie makes absolutely no sense."
‑ Robert Levin, Film School Rejects
"Its ambition is decimated by its absurdly slapdash assembly and fogged messages on the zombification of consumerism."
‑ Brian Orndorf,
"To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it."
‑ Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times
"Satire usually implies at least a little bit of humor, and Branded is mostly humorless -- if it was ever actually trying to be funny, then it fails. If a satire should be pointed, then this movie is more on the dull side."
‑ Jeffrey M. Anderson, Common Sense Media
"The worst of the worst, but serious connoisseurs of le bad cinema shouldn't pass it up."
‑ Frank Swietek, One Guy's Opinion
"This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative."
‑ Andy Webster, New York Times
"Nothing more than a freshman's first term paper for a sociology 101."
‑ Monica Castillo, Boston Phoenix
"It's not every day you see an ostensible satire that's never funny on purpose but is frequently hilarious by accident."
‑ Scott Weinberg, Twitch
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