Bratz: The Movie (2007)

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• Brad W

  
  Mother of God, where do they make this shit, they not only ruined source material, but they have created a movie that looks ad sounds like crap.

• Bethany M

  
  I only watched this because I was a big fan of the Bratz but at the age I'm at now it wasn't very good.

• Richard C

  
  one of the worst movies ever made this isn't a movie it's shit don't ever see this. F

• Luke B

  
  Oh, The Pain! Bratz is a horrible film in many ways. It's ignorant, believing it is giving a positive message, when all it's really doing is teaching girls to be crass and materialistic. The acting is beyond poor, if there were any moments requiring comedic timing, the… More
  Oh, The Pain! Bratz is a horrible film in many ways. It's ignorant, believing it is giving a positive message, when all it's really doing is teaching girls to be crass and materialistic. The acting is beyond poor, if there were any moments requiring comedic timing, the comedy arrived after the movie had finished. Cheap songs, cheap values and a desperate attempt at reaching humanity by including a death kid and a poor kid. Add to this Jon Voight committing screen suicide and you just have to ask...Why?

• Arash X

  
  This is obviously for kids, I mean I hope so, But still it's strange I mean the amount of cheesiness & a nauseous moral advice every thirty seconds? That's a record, & the acting? The only tolerable thing was that little girl, This movie Makes Mean Girls look like a… More
  This is obviously for kids, I mean I hope so, But still it's strange I mean the amount of cheesiness & a nauseous moral advice every thirty seconds? That's a record, & the acting? The only tolerable thing was that little girl, This movie Makes Mean Girls look like a masterpiece

• Red L

  
  This is a lousy movie. Everything is over-the-top - including the Bratz skills (the best scientist, the best cheerleader, the best soccer player -- and then the performance involving the whole school they put together with 10 minutes notice. I rate it one star, but gave it an extra… More
  This is a lousy movie. Everything is over-the-top - including the Bratz skills (the best scientist, the best cheerleader, the best soccer player -- and then the performance involving the whole school they put together with 10 minutes notice. I rate it one star, but gave it an extra half as I liked the music.

• Drew S

  
  My friends and I rented this in order to indulge in some drunken schadenfreude, but what we got was an almost hatefully ignorant movie geared toward rich white 12 year old girls. Sure, they pull the whole "accept poor/deaf/different people!!!" card, but then they make the… More
  My friends and I rented this in order to indulge in some drunken schadenfreude, but what we got was an almost hatefully ignorant movie geared toward rich white 12 year old girls. Sure, they pull the whole "accept poor/deaf/different people!!!" card, but then they make the black girl unduly aggressive. And the Asian girl's parents want her to do a lot of extracurricular activities. And the Hispanic girl sings "La Cucaracha" with her mom AND a mariachi band lives with them. Seriously? Finally, the blond white character is a klutz, although this is hardly as damaging a stereotype as the ones that the minorities have to suffer. We all know that accepting someone actually means pigeonholing them into a safe, easily-digested preconception! Further, the screenwriter has clearly never talked to a deaf person in his life. "Your voice is amazing - I can feel its waves"? Uh, not how sound works, dude. And lip reading ain't that easy, especially if you've only been deaf a couple of years like the movie so intelligently suggests. I know Bratz wasn't exactly written for up-and-coming geniuses, but a little bit of accuracy goes a long way. Anyway, I spent half my time being shocked at how much shit they tried to shovel down the audience's throats, and the other half laughing at this movie's woeful, inept, cliched narrative. The director, Sean McNamara, is responsible for all sorts of kiddy cinema abortions, like Raise Your Voice and The Even Stevens Movie. I wonder if he's just got his lips around Disney's dick or if he's a bitter old man shoehorned into a role that no bitter old man should be in. I'd be inclined to think the former unconditionally, were it not for the name of the Bratz' stomping ground: Carry Nation High School. A Beyond the Valley of the Dolls reference? Curiouser and curiouser...Bratz is played very straight and without any irony (though the movie itself sort of creates its own ridiculous irony just through how bad it is), so you have to wonder if Mr. McNamara couldn't sneak in any more subversion than that. I have trouble believing that the execs behind this movie are smart enough to catch any intentionally bad movie-making, though.

• Mister C

  
  One of the worst movies of the summer and please by all means do not go see this silly unadultered movie. This movie is awful,I mean god awful with a capital "A". I cannot believe that this live-action pathetical film is based on a line of fashion dolls that has also… More
  One of the worst movies of the summer and please by all means do not go see this silly unadultered movie. This movie is awful,I mean god awful with a capital "A". I cannot believe that this live-action pathetical film is based on a line of fashion dolls that has also inspired an really stupidical animated television program of the same title not to mention a line of animated movies based on the character that dress and act like sluts on the streets. And they think this would appeal to teenage girls? Even so "Bratz" falls prey to every teenage dreamscene film that crowds the racks of any local video store. Regurgitating the prototypical individuality versus cliques that was really borrowed(or stolen) from every teen oriented film imaginable. Yes,they copycatted every line of "Clueless", "Mean Girls","Valley Girl",and not to mention rip-offed "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" and at least every Disney oriented flick that is teen-oriented. The film gets boring quickly as it attempts to convey a supreme sense of "Just Be Yourself" attitude but instead achieving this or what some like to call this heartwarming mantra,the film turns itself into nothing but a MTV style made for music video for the theatres that features cute clothes that are slutty cuter boys who look oh-so-gay approach,cool ringtones and a defined sense of self-identity through materialism is not an ideology we should be dressing up and selling to teenage girls(however this will not worked with older teen girls but will however is stupid and dumb who think that is the method to go by unless if you under 12 years of age to which this movie appeals to. But lets face it which is worse-the fashionista film or the slutty,belly-baring dolls. Not more than another negative approach to target young girls and make them something that they're not. As for the movie itself avoid at all costs.

• Bradley W

  
  Bratz: The Movie is a god awful and worthless movie. The movie will likely always be remembered as the worst movie based on a toy franchise ever, and the movie that tricked parents everywhere to see the worst little girl movie ever. I hated this movie and its hard to describe how… More
  Bratz: The Movie is a god awful and worthless movie. The movie will likely always be remembered as the worst movie based on a toy franchise ever, and the movie that tricked parents everywhere to see the worst little girl movie ever. I hated this movie and its hard to describe how much I hated it.

• Juan C

  
  just this, WHY?!?!?!? does hollywood wan't to make us stupid and act like complete pussys?!? this movie is beyond godawful, it's acinide as hell and is the most torture you will ever have in a movie, and that's saying a lot, due to watching other crapfests films. F

• Gavin C

  
  Based on the cartoon characters and toy dolls, this movie tells the story about four high school girls who are being threatened by a popular girl named Meredith as she plots to get them separated from their friendship while the girls are enjoying their natural lives. I saw this… More
  Based on the cartoon characters and toy dolls, this movie tells the story about four high school girls who are being threatened by a popular girl named Meredith as she plots to get them separated from their friendship while the girls are enjoying their natural lives. I saw this movie before on TV on HBO the same year it came out in theaters and I have never been so shocked at how horrible it is and I just want to punch it in the face. There may not be a lot of good things in it and there happens to be a lot of bad things in it. The characters were a total waste of time and they were so godawfully annoying. I agree that the messages in this movie were so mixed and mind boggling and the acting was plain horrible. Even the directing was a complete joke and the storyline had a lot of plotholes at every turn. The script was so terrible that it didn't follow the source material of the toy franchise. That's it for the bad things. Bratz The Movie is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my entire life with poorly written characters and horrible acting. 0/10

• Yinalí R

  
  Cool movie.

• William G

  
  Like Mean Girls, only devoid of wit, intelligence, or purpose.

• Maymay A

  
  This is very amateur. I certainly don't like the film. It's just for entertaining those very feminine children out there. It's just not good enough. It won't be good enough. The concept, the story, everything. All of those aren't good.

• Janice :

  
  First and foremost, let me tell you that I have never seen a movie with so much superficiality and shallowness. It's nauseating! So I kinda grabbed this film yesterday and told myself "Oh Janice, won't be that bad right?" OMG. Seriously, OMG. This movie is… More
  First and foremost, let me tell you that I have never seen a movie with so much superficiality and shallowness. It's nauseating! So I kinda grabbed this film yesterday and told myself "Oh Janice, won't be that bad right?" OMG. Seriously, OMG. This movie is filled with a bunch of BB's: Brainless Bimbos. Usually we are not encouraged to judge a book by its cover and blah blah blah. But not in this case. I mean come on, the first 5 minutes were filled with the most daft girls you have ever met. And apparently they're not as poser-ish as the "mean girl"? What the heck?! They're all posers!! On the other side, this can be considered as cute for young girls and maybe even tweens (so basically it doesn't take much to entertain them). Yes, it's stylish and chic, but whoever said we could make awesome movies out of plastic dolls? Thanks but no thanks! I'll get my very own Bratz doll instead. At least once I talk to it, I won't have to listen to it blab about fashion and guys. As if life were solely based on that!

• Haley A

  
  I feel bad and embarassed for the studio that made this piece of crap film.

• Chris M

  
  Just when i thought that movies couldnt get any worse. It just did. Worst movie i've ever seen.

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