Bratz: The Movie Reviews and Ratings



  • November 27, 2009
    hahah.. fashion jade.
  • November 10, 2009
    I saw is and it was good!
  • November 10, 2009
    4 best friends: Cloe (Skyler Shaye), Yasmin (Nathalia Ramos), Sasha (Logan Browning) & Jade (Janel Parrish) are at high school. Cloe is an ace soccer player & she meets Cameron (Stephen Lunsford ). Sasha is a cheerleader for her cheering ability. Jade is in science club & designs...( read more) great outfits when she meets Dexter (Chet Hanks) have chemistry between them. Yasmin has a special talent is to sing & she meets Dylan (Ian Nelson) is deaf but he does lipreading who feels the music because he's isn't able to hear very well. Chloe takes a name of girls band is BRATZ. Bratz performs together @ the talent show during their song, called: "Bratitude"; the girls kiss their boys' choice on their cheeks. Bratz win the scholarship in which they give to Chloe. Bratz are invited to perform @ the red carpet premiere.

    Dylan's sign languages are incorrect: He signs deaf upper jaw with index finger up but correction: Signs deaf lower jaw with index finger down & he signs go for it but its correction: index finger on forehead moves to thumb sign that signs for its up to you.

    Here's correction sign languages:
    Go for it signs index finger down to up moves forward pointing index finger.
  • November 4, 2009
    This movie is superd. I like this is about friends ship.
  • October 31, 2009
    Good kid movie, not really for the family crowd.
  • October 30, 2009
    Omg I loved this movie!!
  • October 23, 2009
    ThE dEAr frIeNdShIP NeVeR bReaKs At AlL..
  • October 9, 2009
    Yasmin, Cloe, Sasha, and Jade have been friends forever and have long made a pinky promise to always stick together. But as students at Carry Nation High School, they find that social cliques - and the controlling school president, Meredith - are determined to tear them apart. Ev...( read more)en though they love following their own dreams, the girls really miss each other. They then realize they can pursue their passions and be friends, so they set out to end peer pressure forever by teaching the whole school the true meaning of friendship.

    Bratz: The Movie is directed by Sean McNamara and features the following cast:
    1.) Logan Browning (Sasha)
    2.) Janel Parrish (Jade)
    3.) Nathalia Ramos (Yasmin)
    4.) Skyler Shaye (Cloe)
    5.) Chelsea Staub (Meredith)

    OMG! As I couldn't stand watching what I considered as the worst teen flick ever (so far, since I still need to finish the entire teen flick library), I kinda asked myself: why not name those Mean Girls clones after a line of tween-targeted dolls? It's "Brat" with a "Z" at the end, for goodness sakes, and by calling themselves by that, they're just divas obsessing with the latest fashions. Meredith's definitely the true brat here - yeah, a spoiled b**chy one - and while she fits into the queen bee personality, she is rather annoying to me. More importantly, their tween-sounding music sounds too cute, sugary, and TERRIBLE. The tween crowd could well give Bratz a 5-star rating, but for me and everyone else, it's either 1 1/2 stars or lower.
  • October 2, 2009
    Too kiddish and the whole 'BFF' thingy just makes my hair stand!
  • September 28, 2009
    silly, bimbo, cliche' and stupid! This is one of the worst films I hav ever seen!
  • September 26, 2009
    i have seen this movie many times and i still love it it is great and ppl will also love it
  • September 23, 2009
    yeh yeh i saw it millions of times well i like bratz but not tht much tht movie made me bored it is kind of like they r bragging
  • September 16, 2009
    yup yup yup .......................not bad............................
  • September 8, 2009
    What a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash-bag fashionista movie. Bratz goes out of its way to suck. The acting sucks, the story sucks, the score sucks, EVERYTHING SUCKS! The songs on this movie are more annoying and worse than that Frosty Coffee Twisted T...( read more)offey Wendy's commercial. The worst part about the movie is that it's, like, SO hypocritical. How dare they try to teach me a lesson on self-esteem when they spent the majority of the movie degrading other peoples'. There is just no redeeming quality in this film. I really have nothing further to discuss about this horrid waste of my time, so I shall stop here. I give Bratz a double dose of "Heck nah." Waste your time on something better, like shooting yourself in the eyeball with a bazooka.
  • August 12, 2009
    BOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Down with Bratz!
  • August 9, 2009
    BESTFRIENDS emang bener2 everything... two thumbs up buat BRATZ :)
  • August 7, 2009
    really? i didnt know the Kardashians have a movie now?
  • August 5, 2009
    Was ok but i wasnt that impressed tbh
  • July 26, 2009
    THIS WAS GOOD MOVIE. IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH OF FRIENDSHIP
  • July 24, 2009
    OMG THATS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! WHO THE HEK WOULD WANNA WATCH IT!? BRATZ R BRATZ!!! seriously haha sorry
  • July 13, 2009
    Teellleeeemeeeent superficiel! OMG! Les chansons, je les aurais pas traduites, on aurait moins vu le manque d'inspiration des auteurs...
  • July 10, 2009
    cool and intresting.can be watched more than once and still be cool
  • July 10, 2009
    Fantastic Movie About Friendship
  • July 7, 2009
    girls movie--luv it;)(L)(L)












    it,s sooooo cool movie
  • July 4, 2009
    i want to see the actress who played cloe!!!!!
  • June 29, 2009
    So cliché, it's not even good. Too much predictable, acting is ok though.
  • June 28, 2009
    this is a new low in movie making
  • June 21, 2009
    i like it ....so fab
  • June 20, 2009
    For Fashion. For Friendship. For Real.
  • June 19, 2009
    the straight to dvd cartoons weren't enough?
  • June 12, 2009
    haha good film, like the party bit.
  • June 5, 2009
    It makes good points. But it's CHEESY!!!!
  • June 4, 2009
    First of all: Why aren't these chicks deformed? I thought that was what Bratz was all about, girls with a birth defect that strive to be on the cutting edge of fashion. Suffice to say I am disappointed to see normal looking girls.

    This movie begins with an overly cheerful and li...( read more)kely cheap to produce pop song wake up the five overly cheerful and likely cheap to hire actresses who leap out of bed dancing and smiling and instantly logging onto their computer to communicate with each other.

    Now, I do that last part because my desk is right next to my bed but I tend to crawl out of bed either with a hangover or a migraine from caffeine deficiency, cough up something that is either grey or yellow, depending on the day, and then I mutter some foul language in the direction of whatever source of light or sound woke me up in the first place.

    These overly cheerful, immaculate looking teenagers are communicating to decide on what they want to wear for their first day at school.

    There's the "latin" songstress (she's of Spanish descent but still looks absolutely nothing like her family), there's the sporty peroxide blonde, the cheerleading Ebony princess and the brainy Asian fashionista. And apparently they're going to "own" things, since they say that a lot. I'm not sure how you "own" concepts but they fully intend to do so, as well as walking around as a group a whole lot.

    The villain appears to be a snooty, stuck-up class president (and daughter of the principal, played by Jon Voight with a prosthetic nose) who has a dog called Paris, so you know she's a great human being. She's in charge of managing all the different cliques in school and she refuses to believe that girls from four different walks of life could possibly be friends and so the conflict begins!

    It's noble to question segregation in society, fight against conformity and stay true to yourself, and I was right there with the Bratz, but... Man, did it not take very long for them to fall out; all in the space of a quick pop music montage (of which there are many, scattered throughout this film like pellets of rat poision across the floor of a crackhouse). Then suddenly it's two years in the future and they are no longer friends, and it's terrible. I felt crushed. What hope is there for us if the Bratz can't fight the social ills of racial or class based prejudice?

    Thankfully, they work through their differences by way of a spaghetti-based food fight, much the same way man have resolved all conflicts throughout history. The girls reunite and things return to normal, reaffirming the evil class president's scheme of social segregation. The Bratz vow to break down barriers and liberate the masses, much like Martin Luther King ended racism and America freed the Middle East, these girls are warriors of civil rights, freedom, democracy and shoes! They are going to own it! Woo!

    (I am trying to think if there is a single moment in the movie where a horribly derivative pop-rock song isn't playing through the entire scene, and there really are an unnatural number of montages, often involving shopping or trying on clothes or both).

    The evil class president hatches a cunning scheme to destroy the rebels, she has built a Death Star which orbits the school and will destroy the rebel base once she... wait, I'm getting confused, what she really does is host her second (because one wasn't enough!) Super Sweet 16 Party!

    Here's the kicker, though: All invites are grouped by cliques, so if you're not in a clique then you can't go! Ooh, what a bitch!

    But our valiant heroines will not kowtow to this high school facist! Fear not!

    Unfortunately Sporty Clutz's mom is a caterer and through a series of misfortunes they wind up as waitresses at evil class president's party, where they are forced to dress up as clowns.

    My thoughts on clowns are simple, succinct and fuelled by prejudice, and the Bratz share my concerns and thanks to portable fashion kits they perform a complete image overhaul creating hip, cool, hot clothes to show everybody up, which they call "Clown couture".

    Honestly, though, these girls could sneeze and it would be a trailblazing act of defiance that sets the standard for society as we know it.

    The evil class president's scheme to embarrass our Songstress heroine involves a video of her dancing around in her pajamas, ooh what a double bitch!

    Unfortunately for her nobody actually gives a shit about that kind of thing. Her general meanness leads her to losing all her friends and looking like a complete tool in front of MTV!

    And then an elephant pushs her in the pool. Just remember: Elephants don't like bitches.

    It's not even the end of the movie by this point, they still have the cliques ostracizing them for not running with the pack and there is a talent show to look forward to, and the winner gets a scholarship! Why a person's future is decided solely on trivial personal talents is a little strange but let's just roll with it. So the Bratz team up to create a performance that will floor the competition, namely the evil class president who fancies herself as some kind of dumpy faced Christina Aguilera with nothing better to do than sing about herself.

    Can you guess what will happen?

    They realize that high school is only a very small portion of their lives and beyond the school gates is a world where they will have every chance in the world to make something of themselves, and that they don't lower themselves to competing with a girl who will most likely die face down in a nightclub toilet.

    No, of course they don't! They make a big scene at the talent show, speaking out about who they are beyond their cliques and in their own special way affect major societal change, opening a wave of random strangers joining them in revealing some personal truths. A Jock even reveals he likes ballet! Unexpected! And then there's a grotesquely colourful musical number to win the contest. Evil class president attempts to destroy the Bratz with embarrassing secrets, that once again collapse under the slightest bit of scrutiny, so really what kind of threat was she?

    Perhaps I would've preferred to see the story take a Heathers-like turn and the Bratz beat their antagonist with brutal violence instead of a pastel coloured dance routine.

    Oh, characters speak in txt-speak, at times, too. Did I mention how much that doesn't grind my balls into mush?

    "Oh em gee! Bee Eff Effs!" Own it, girls!

    Woo!
  • June 1, 2009
    seen that~~~~it really gooddd
  • May 17, 2009
    well .. everything was predictable from the beggining .. i thought it was gonna be better ...
  • May 9, 2009
    verii good movie.!i liked it alot!
  • May 4, 2009
    this movie is funny exciting and off the hook
  • May 2, 2009
    so sad to do a movie about this...
  • April 29, 2009
    This is very amateur. I certainly don't like the film. It's just for entertaining those very feminine children out there. It's just not good enough. It won't be good enough. The concept, the story, everything. All of those aren't good.
  • April 25, 2009
    NO WAY! I hate bratz
  • April 25, 2009
    It was just a bunch of fashionista's living through highschool.Big deal.
  • April 22, 2009
    really?...really?...pitiful
  • April 19, 2009
    It's actually entertaining if you watch this movie without expecting much from it. It's a stereotype kind of movie.
  • April 14, 2009
    a movie about friendship!!!!
  • April 10, 2009
    however loves Bratz this is the movie for you!

Summary


Bratz: The Movie Summary