Brides of Blood (Island of the Living Horror)(Orgy of Blood) (1973)

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• Kylie B

  
  A noxious pile of shite. The acting is so bad it's not even laughable, especially from the leading lady (whose sole qualification is that she's a busty blonde who can deliver her lines in a sultry monotone when she's not screaming). The film does try to distract you… More
  A noxious pile of shite. The acting is so bad it's not even laughable, especially from the leading lady (whose sole qualification is that she's a busty blonde who can deliver her lines in a sultry monotone when she's not screaming). The film does try to distract you from the acting however, by the sheer technical ineptitude of its out-of-synch soundtrack. Perhaps the sultry monotone isn't even 'Beverly Hills' real voice, because all the actors look and sound as if they've been dubbed by equally hopeless voice actors. It also gives us dramatic playing of an out of tune piano. Then there's the cardboard and rope special effects, and a rubber monster suit that even early series' of Doctor Who would be ashamed of. Let's not even mention the script or the dialogue. B-movies can be very entertaining, but for me this is not one of them. I had more fun writing this review than I did watching the film.

• Christopher B

  
  Awesome, awesome and awesome. A cool monster, a great cast and man eating trees in the Phillipines. This film has everything I"ve ever wanted. I got the Blood Island Vacation boxset and I can't wait to see the rest.