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"This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney."
‑ Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly
"A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid."
‑ David Mills, Washington Post
"Take this film's badge and retire it from the force -- pleeaase!"
‑ Pamela Bruce, Austin Chronicle
"At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years."
‑ Brian Lowry, Variety
"Quite simply, it isn't very funny."
‑ , TV Guide's Movie Guide
"Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum."
‑ Janet Maslin, New York Times
"All concerned should be run-in."
‑ Ken Hanke, Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
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