Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
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0% of critics liked it
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23% of users liked it
(5,783 ratings)
In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
- Directed By
- Bill Fishman
- Genres
- Comedy
- In Theaters
- Jan 28, 1994 Wide
- On DVD
- Dec 2, 2003
- Studio
- Orion Home Video
Critic Reviews
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Brian Lowry, Variety
At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.
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Janet Maslin, New York Times
Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.
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David Mills, Washington Post
A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.
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, TV Guide's Movie Guide
Quite simply, it isn't very funny.
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Ken Hanke, Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
All concerned should be run-in.
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Cast
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David Johansen
as Gunther Toody
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John C. McGinley
as Francis Muldoon
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Fran Drescher
as Velma Velour
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Nipsey Russell
as Captain Dave Anderson
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Rosie O'Donnell
as Lucille Toody
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Daniel Baldwin
as Don Motti
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Jeremy Piven
as Herbert Hortz
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Bobbi Collins
as Carlo
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Louis Di Bianco
as Nicco
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Al Lewis
as Leo Schnauzer
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Lee Arenberg
as Ivan the Architect
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Conrad Coates
as DA #2
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Rik Colitti
as Sergeant Abrams
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Maria Diaz
as E.D.N.A.
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Daniel Dion
as Officer Brown
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Arlene Duncan
as Officer Kagan
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Michelyn Emelle
as Mrs. Robb
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Eileen Farrell
as Dancer
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Eliza Garrett
as Boys in Blue Director
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Phil Jarrett
as FBI Plain Clothesman
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Peter Keleghan
as DA #1
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Tex Konig
as Construction Worker
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Mojo Nixon
as Sidewalk Preacher
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Michael Ricupero
as Officer Nicholson
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Jason Scott
as Officer Simons
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Raymond Joseph Teller
as Luthers
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Tone-Loc
as Hackman
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Gina Vasic
as Mrs. Manicotti
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Brian Chambers
as Delivery Boy
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Coati Mundi
as Mambo Singer
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Peter Silverman
as Newscaster
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Barbara Hamilton
as Mrs. Muldoon
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Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Pirogi
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Benjamin Barrett
as Kid with Beanie
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Rummy Bishop
as Hotel Clerk
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Diane Fabian
as Pie Lady
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Von Flores
as Mr. Kim
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Jackie Richardson
as Madam
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Claude Salvas
as Animal Rights Activist
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Ellen-Ray Hennessey
as Arlene
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Eli Gabay
as Henchman #2
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Sandi Stahlbrand
as Officer Executive
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Matt Robinson
as Homeboy
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Richard Smith
as Dancer
