Car 54, Where Are You?
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)

In this campy, nostalgic comedy based on a popular TV series from the early '60s, the two bungling cops Toody and Muldoon are assigned to guard a key witness who is planning to testify against a crime lord.

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Rated: PG-13
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Genre: Comedy
Release Date: December 2, 2003
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John Petrakis
Chicago Tribune

Some movies are so bad they warrant special attention. "Car 54, Where Are You" is one of them.

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Brian Lowry

At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.

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TV Guide's Movie Guide

Quite simply, it isn't very funny.

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Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times

Thanks to a relentlessly terrible script by many hands, it's a dumb movie about dumb cops that should have remained on the shelf, where it's been sitting for over two years.

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Janet Maslin
New York Times

Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.

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Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

All concerned should be run-in.

Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.

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David Mills
Washington Post

A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.

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Pamela Bruce
Austin Chronicle

Take this film's badge and retire it from the force -- pleeaase!

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Sarah Prisbylla
I watched less than 5 minutes, fast forwarding through most. I just couldn't take it...