Dale and Frank, two stereotypical Canucks with no contact with the outside world decide to attract more tourists into Chilly Beach. Their plan: build a climate-altering device to make the local environment more hospitable to outsiders. The results are pleasant at first. But when the U.S. Secret Service discovers their scheme, it leads to a snowballing heap of trouble - not least of which, the planet's imminent destruction. It's a wild adventure into a world of international intrigue, corruption, mysterious cults, time travel and lots of explosions.