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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
British actress/director Sara Sugarman makes her U.S. feature debut with the Disney-produced comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, based on the young-adult novel by Dyan Sheldon and adapted for the screen by Gail Parent. The story concerns a popular urban teenager named Mary Elizabeth Cep (Lindsay Lohan), who is convinced her real name is Lola. Unfortunately, her family moves from fashionable New York City to a small suburb in New Jersey. Disturbed by her environment, Lola is quick to wage war against the popular Carla Santini (Megan Fox). She's also pursued by high school hunk Stu… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 13%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank."
‑ Robert K. Elder, Chicago Tribune
"Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen."
‑ Nell Minow, Common Sense Media
"Mind-numbingly juvenile."
‑ Nick Schager, Lessons of Darkness
"...unapologetically geared towards the tween crowd, all other audiences be damned."
‑ David Nusair, Reel Film Reviews
"An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite."
‑ Rich Cline, Shadows on the Wall
"Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen."
‑ Lisa Schwarzbaum, Entertainment Weekly
"Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff."
‑ Felix Vasquez Jr., Cinema Crazed
"...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff."
‑ John J. Puccio, Movie Metropolis
"A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth."
‑ Nick De Semlyen, Empire Magazine
"I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less worth their admiration."
‑ Michael Drakulich, Star Newspapers (Chicago, IL)
"Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth."
‑ Anya Kamenetz, Village Voice
"Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages."
‑ Lisa Ann Cockrel, Christianity Today
"Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet"
‑ Bill Chambers, Film Freak Central
"A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching."
‑ Nev Pierce, BBC
"Talk about drama - oh! The horror."
‑ Linda Cook, Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)
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