Recent Reviews for Crank

  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 24, 2008
    It was good if you just want to watch a mindless action flick with not too much of a plot line and random acts of public sex
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 24, 2008
    Pretty sweet. Real unique comedic-action. Like a hard-core Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. There were a couple moments that lost me but more than a few that were the coolest idea I've ever seen.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 19, 2008
    mindless violence.. barely a storyline.. perfect for a late nyt start... no concentration required :D
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    July 17, 2008
    Beyond ridiculous. This movie makes "Smokin' Aces" look like a plausible, award-worthy movie. A faulty premise plus flashy, gimmicky editing plus a screenplay that could have been written by a fourteen year old boy for a school project equals a waste of an hour and a half plus of my time. I enjoyed the last 30 seconds of this movie, but other than that, I was quite embarrassed to watch this actually. If it were not for a great soundtrack, this movie would have been easily demoted to a half-star rating. For a good action movie that is better in every respect, I would recommend "Leon: The Professional".
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 16, 2008
    So good. I think its so funny in parts and the action is amazing. Some of its a little weird, especialy at the end.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 14, 2008
    This movie was awesome. I really like the camera action in this movie too. This had to be Jason's best movie.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 14, 2008
    BEWARE! DO NOT TAKE HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS AND THEN LET YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE. THE TWO ARE NOT A GOOD MIX. Actually you may not have the attention span to sit through this movie unless you are on drugs.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 13, 2008
    The only reasons why I gave this one a chance:

    - view time - 5 am;
    - brain time - 5 am;
    - Statham is a guy who always does pretty damn well in these roles.

    And I didn't regret it the least.
    Picture GTA on wheels (for the ones of you unfamiliar with GTA, picture a naked midget female with the Stendhal Syndrome, facing an Edvard Munch's exhibition). That's what you get with Crank. Completely mindless entertainment and adrenaline. So you can actually leave your brain aside for the length of the movie.

    And, every now and then, what the fuck is wrong with that?

    Crank is a no brainer, fast paced kind of movie. The story is as simple as it gets, but the directing, the script and the camera work make it worthy all the way through. Plus, it also has some crazy, uncalled for, WTF?? kinds of scenes, that are used to spice up things a bit further, here and there.

    Again, Statham - who is, without a shadow of a doubt, THE actor to play these kinds of roles - delivers a great, fun-to-watch performance, while he keeps the rush pumping throughout the entire movie.

    Watch it while in the mood to let yourself be entertained rather than to be the one to entertain your mind.

    If the latter doesn't make sense, then I guess it's safe to say you belong to that blessed group of people who can watch this movie pretty much anytime they like.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 7, 2008
    interesting concept, was very odd in some parts where it seemed like Jason Statham's character was reading the translations on the screen, but overall i enjoyed it.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 7, 2008
    Jason Statham is an amazing actor and fighter. This movie should definitely be seen by people who can handle the adult language
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 2, 2008
    this film is unreal from start to finish this film has everything, it is one of the best films i have seen this year would recomend anyone looking for a no nosense film to watch
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 1, 2008
    Don't blink,there's fast-paced non stop action all the way,you might miss something!Plenty of gory violence,killings and even an unbelievable sex scene on top of everything.What went wrong then?In the end I had the impression of a colourful sparkling shell that proved to be empty and I'm not talking about the plot,dialogues or characters.I like fun mindless action movies but this one was disappointing,I was expecting more...To tell the truth I enjoyed more The Transporter...
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 1, 2008
    Didn't really care for it. Shaky and all over the place with no real plot. Just made for the action but didn't impress me.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 30, 2008
    Kick ass, fast paced action. A role tailored to Jason Statham. I would recommend this film to fans of Grand Theft Auto.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 26, 2008
    very watchable, ya feel like your some kind of uppers , the action is that frenetic.
    just ok for me, but i slightly recommend it
    wyatte
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 23, 2008
    Ridiculous, brainless action film.
    Pure entertainment, hilariously silly at times...
    The filming and the rest of the film aren't done well enough to garner more than 3 stars though.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 23, 2008
    WOW! Action packed from beginning to end. Everything you want in a movie: plot, actor connection (Jason and Amy)! By the way, great sex scene!
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 17, 2008
    I don't know what it is about this movie, but I end up watching it every time I see it on cable. Shotime has run it 5 times that I know of this month and I've sat down and finished it every time. This is better than both Transporters behind. Statham is a great actor and portrays the cool character that you would love to meet. The action is a bit unrealistic, but you kind of have to turn it up a notch with a title like Crank. Great action, funny 1 liners, and super visuals balance it out for a great movie. Amy Smart has to be one of the top 5 best looking women ever.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 13, 2008
    That movie totally rocked!!! It all felt just like a roller coaster. The adrenalin thing is just a great idea... can't wait to see part 2.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 13, 2008
    excellent action film,original story

    several amazing stunts,lots of car chases & gunfights

    statham is the best in these type of films its incredible that he does most of his own stunts like hanging from the helicopter at the end
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 11, 2008
    This was a funny movie. I was surprised I liked it so much. The good language version is even funnier.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 30, 2008
    it was unbelievable that these movie was making love in front of the public to save his self of some kind of virus
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 27, 2008
    An action packed film from start to finish. Plenty of action, and shootings to make any one that likes thistype of film happy. The pace is fast and the humourous moments work well.
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 24, 2008
    One of, if not the best action movies I've seen. Such a unique story with never before seen action scenes. Statham is the fukin man when in comes to action movies. I liked the different ways in which he got the adrenaline boost!
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 22, 2008
    Haha...I was almost as cranked as he was watching this movie...especially the scene at the bus stop :p

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