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[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]Alpha Dog - One part navel-gazing, one part slow-moving train wreck, director Nick Cassavetes ([I]The Notebook[/I]) long-in-the-works true-life saga about a bunch of… More
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[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Arial]Alpha Dog - One part navel-gazing, one part slow-moving train wreck, director Nick Cassavetes ([I]The Notebook[/I]) long-in-the-works true-life saga about a bunch of suburban wannabe gangsters is something of a chore because you want to punch every character in the face at multiple times. The tale revolves around a kidnapping that spirals into the brilliant notion that the best way to avoid jail time is to kill the kidnapee, never mind the fact that dozens of eyewitnesses can place kidnappe to kidnappers/eventual murderers. These kids are dumb and caught up in their machismo. [I]Alpha Dog[/I] resembles, in many ways, Bully, but that film felt more authentic in its lascivious lifestyle. Justin Timberlake proves that he can be a decent actor, which is more than what can be said about Sharon Stone, who in one highly regrettably but unmissable moment, dons a fat suit, overacts like hell, and breaks down altogether. It's stupefying to watch and simultaneously the high/low point of the flick.
Nate's Grade: C
Bridge to Terabithia - Much less a [I]Narnia[/I] knock-off and more of a coming-of-age tale. It's a simple story with loads of familiar elements (the strict tough love father, the bully who just needs a friend, the free-spirit kid that goes against conventions) but it plays every moment with a satisfying level of integrity. When a late revelation occurs that shakes up everything, the impact stings and we realize all the steady groundwork that has stealthily been going on. Not everything works, particularly Zooey Deschanel as a music teacher that strums her guitar and does little else, but this is a family movie that has much more on its mind than most.
Nate's Grade: B
Crazy Love - A fine documentary subject and intriguing characters, but this film doesn't feel like it has any reason for being as long as it is or even existing outside the realm of a TV special. Constructed mostly from interviews, there's not much in the way of visual representation, and after a while the subject (boy meets girl, boy must have girl, boy hires man to toss acid in girl's face, girl eventually goes back to boy?) starts to peter out of material. There's definite shock and puzzlement to this bizarre tale of so-called love, and a whole lot of psychological disorders and dependencies, but there isn't too much of a full-blown movie here. The material could have been adequately covered as a special on the History Channel of some other cable outlet.
Nate's Grade: B-
Georgia Rule - Without a doubt, the funniest movie you'll see all year about incest! Someone slap that blurb on the DVD cover. This extremely awkward (comedy? drama? disaster?) spends far too much of its many minutes focusing on Lindsay Lohan's character arguing that she was molested by her step-dad (Cary Elwes) and him denying the allegations. The women in this cross-generations flick are all damaged and stubborn and kind of stupid; Felicity Huffman, playing Lohan's drunken mom, is oblivious to the point of defying reality. Lohan gives another dismal performance playing a party girl that's been run out of town because of her loose ways (must have been a stretch for her to play). This Gary Marshall-helmed disaster doesn't know what it wants to be, so the drama and comedy feel strained and stranded and neither fits well with the other. The icky incest storyline is given so much attention that the film practically goes off the rails to serves its purpose. This movie began as a mess with a studio exec issuing a public flogging of Lohan for her poor onset behavior, and now it arrives as a mess. Strong, quirky women; hard-earned life lessons; recovering emotional wounds; redemption by Act Three; small town color; sad, widowed men destined to be paired with wronged women. You've seen this stuff all before, except, hopefully, for the incest.
Nate's Grade: C-
Evan Almighty - This big-budget sequel goes heavier on slapstick and poop jokes but also crams in environmental messages. I was wondering how the filmmakers were going to angle the whole Noah flood thing without it being world destroying, because nothing says funny like everyone drowning to their deaths. Steve Carell tries hard to make the material work and I give him points for trying. This sentimental comedy has some moments of lively levity, mostly from Carell being bewildered at what is happening, but the film eventually succumbs to some weak, half-hearted messages about treasuring family and producing acts of kindness (I won't bother spoiling the regrettably inane acronym of ARK). The supporting cast is wasted, none more than Lauren Graham as Carell's underwritten wife. The Lord works in mysterious ways and so too do movie executives. Upping the budget doesn't mean the laughs have been super-sized as well. [I]Evan Almighty[/I] is passable entertainment thanks to Carell. It's hard to be preachy when you have so many jokes about poop.
Nate's Grade: C+[/FONT][/COLOR]