Crooked Features
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Crooked Features
If what we shoot tonight doesnt satisfy the financiers ... we may have to go hardcore.Riding high on his third Shafta Lifetime Achievement award, Rod Shuffler proclaims his intent to realise an Oscar worthy feature film to secure his place in Hollywood. Working closely with his old-boy network and production company Blue Hardest the auditions are held and Rod reluctantly casts newcomer Sandy Shores into the role of Chastity Cincture to play opposite porn legend David Goliath as Dirk Starbutt. After a less than successful screening of rough-cut dailies to the financial backers Rod must… More