Dark Floors Reviews and Ratings



  • November 10, 2009
    The real question is - were they all stuck in a limbo time loop to begin with or did it all start after the girl's experimental procedure or was the whole thing actually what's going on in the autistic girl's mind? Either way, all the scares and lead-ups don't make up for the la...( read more)ckluster ending.
  • October 18, 2009
    Skip this flick & watch something else
  • October 15, 2009
    Verging on being a B movie, but better.
  • October 14, 2009
    SUCKEDDDD!! wish i could get that $14.99 back!
  • July 15, 2009
    i really like this movie very much! because when i am watching that movie at my house alone then i am really scared about the first scene when the unknown creature is coming suddenly and then what happend???? we know the movie,also! so i only say 100000% for my movie! really can'...( read more)t remember about that creature that's all!!!!!!!!!:))))))))))))))))))))
  • July 7, 2009
    Kinda hard to follow but not a bad movie over all.
  • July 4, 2009
    I think it was VERY GOOD actually...if I compare to the critics .... I did NOT guess the ending =S !!!
  • June 17, 2009
    It was not what I expected. It could of been a lot better.
  • June 16, 2009
    it's gets the 5 star rating because of the time distortion aspect. parallel universes, alternate realites...man, that shit is whacked, i love it.
  • June 4, 2009
    I am a massive Lordi fan and have had the pleasure of seeing them perform live several times so when i heard about Dark Floors i was quite excited about it. Well my excitement was all for nothing. Dark Floors sucked.

    Okay perhaps i was the wrong person to watch it because i f...( read more)ind Lordi cute and cuddly so lets face it i was never going to be scared. The film was very much like Silent Hill,which i also did not enjoy. The scary miserable looking girl with long brown hairs been done to death in movies of this kind except the kids can usually act well this kids acting skills sucked "I want a red crayon" drone drone. Plus i personally would of liked the lead characters to of actually come from Finland not England.

    I wouldnt even recommend this to other Lordi fans. I love Lordis music,i love Finnish films and i love Finland but this is a movie to miss.
  • June 1, 2009
    that kid's messed up!
  • May 11, 2009
    Pretty damn awful. Enough said.
  • April 21, 2009
    Get's my P.U. Rating. Laughable really. Really pretty ...bad.
  • April 17, 2009
    Another surrelaistic but murky creep-out.
  • April 6, 2009
    After a great start, the movie, like most Ghost House movies, ends up being disappointing. A ton of questions with no answers. Somebody needed to take a red crayon to the script.
  • April 3, 2009
    Because it is Lordi. And because it sounds so silly.
  • March 16, 2009
    lordi motion picture , like beasts loose in paradise
  • March 14, 2009
    What kind of movie is this? It sucks!
  • March 13, 2009
    Very Dark, but not enough info on when, how, why, where and WHAT.
  • March 12, 2009
    special effects were good, but the movie itself was just kinda all over the place.
  • March 5, 2009
    old school horror, WOW
  • February 1, 2009
    A great movie, with some cool effects and great horror moments.
  • January 24, 2009
    Better than I had imagined.
    Looks and feels like a Silent Hill game.
  • January 21, 2009
    wow, the Lordi characters are in this one =o good story, but please, the monsters aren't even scary, my teddy bear is more fearsome than them -.-'
  • January 18, 2009
    I have been waiting to see Dark Floors since I first got word of it. I was so excited when it finally got a US release date with the Ghost House Underground line up but all that it managed to do was make me feel like an idiot for ever showing any interest in it. I had so much hop...( read more)e that this was going to be a bloody creepy, new original movie but all this was, was a bunch of morons being chased around by what apears to be some heavily made up rock band members. I meen come on. The actors where at best 3rd rate. No likeable charecters I was praying that they would kill off William Hopes charecter all through the first act and by the second I was down on my knees. You get no real blood and most of the deaths are off screen. So they basically just threw out there only saving grace. And talk about plot holes I had no clue what was going on. They are not on an alternate plane they are frozen they are this and that I think that the writers said just throw in anything and everything that you can think of and let's see what we get, and I'll tell you what they got a two hour long bunch of nothing that failed to do anything other than make me want to write a hate letter to the director and fall asleep. I dare you to watch this and find one good aspect in it. I thought that Dark floors was nothing but a waste of time and money. I say do whatever you have to do to skip this.
  • January 6, 2009
    we expect more from this bt it doesnt came that way..
  • December 30, 2008
    This movie makes absolutely no sense.
  • December 26, 2008
    haha stupid movie wtf!
  • December 18, 2008
    even i think that lordi monsters look ridiculous and i'm finnish myself
  • December 15, 2008
    no thanks not my thing
  • December 7, 2008
    Silent Hill meets A Beautiful Mind. Just when you think this is your typical horror you are surprised by the ending (which I only half guessed like 2 mins before the end) Oh and Mr Lordi came up wih the story and the whole of Lordi are in it - cool!!
  • November 22, 2008
    movie was like WHOAHH
  • October 31, 2008
    psychological bullshit.
  • October 29, 2008
    This movie was a mess!! The moment it started I lost insterest in it. The plot made no sense whatsoever. The ending was like huh!!! I just didn't get it.
  • October 26, 2008
    the usual pop up scary stuff...
  • October 24, 2008
    When a man is conerned for his autistic daughters health he decided she will be better off outside of a hospital when he goes to take her out is when the problems begin as he ends up stuck in a elevator with four other people when the doors finally open they find themselves in a ...( read more)dark and empty hospital trying to find out what happened they come across creatures and there only hope might be his little girl. Movie started off really good but the ending was a let down that kept this from getting more stars still worth a watch and is also one of the 8 movies Ghosthouse Pictures released
  • October 22, 2008
    This is my first exposure to Lordi. Heard the name, never listened top the music. Now that I heard the music and watched the movie, the music was alright and the movie was not. The movie started positively enoughm but very quickly it started to come apart. I did not mind that...( read more) Lordi used their own constumes as they looked alright for the movie. The cast wasn't really all that good and the movie did not seem to have an original thought.
  • October 21, 2008
    the monsters were cool but thats about it
  • October 21, 2008
    ooo! Very creepy movie. The story is very interesting & the ending is very, very unexpected. Good movie!
  • October 21, 2008
    Great effects. The movie was finish honor.
  • October 20, 2008
    Wow! I rented this movie having never heard of Lordi. Just thought it might be a cool movie. It was okay to a point but really didn't do very much to explain the ending or what the hell was going on. WTF! Can anybody make a real horror movie anymore without CGI besides people in ...( read more)the Orient? Come directors...SCARE US! Dark Floors certainly didn't!
  • October 19, 2008
    Didn't like this one very much and I was really let down by that due to a lot of positive things that were a part of it. First off this movie was one of many horror movies coming out in October 08 that are under the Ghost House Underground label which is Sam Raimi's label that he...( read more) made so good horror movies fromt he underground could make it to a bigger audience. Secondly, I love Lordi, and when I found out that Lordi was going to be a movie and that they thought up the idea, I was psyched. However, dispite that all the band mambers appear in the movie, they only get to appear for maybe a minute each and for most of the movie, its the 5 regular people as they try to get out of the hospital. Overall, I feel that this was a film that tried to make another Silent Hill type of movie, but failed terribly. The atmosphere is really good in this and the acting is good, and the whole time stoping thing and the weirdness was cool too, but overall it didn't scare me one bit and it wasn't exciting. I wonder if there will be a good movie coming out this Halloween, but now I know that if there is one, it's defently not Dark Floors. Sorry Lordi but it had to be said.
  • October 16, 2008
    I have to say I'm quite impressed with the quality of Dark Floors, considering it's a band movie. The atmosphere and set design are very well done (reminiscent, I think, of Silent Hill's hospital worlds), and I was glad to see the Lordi characters presented like serious movie mo...( read more)nsters and used sparingly. Overall a lot of fun, and a surprisingly good-quality popcorn flick. Check it out.

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