Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star

Dickie Roberts - Former Child Star

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Alyssa Milano, Ashley Edner, Barry Williams, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim

Dickie Roberts (David Spade) used to be a successful child actor, but now, at age 35, he parks cars for a living. Eager to get back into show business, he hires a foster family (including Mary McCorma...( read more  read more... )ck as his make-believe mom) to help him relive the childhood he never had -- sure that a dose of "normalcy" will help him win a coveted role. Alyssa Milano and Jon Lovitz also star.

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  • May 14, 2008
    "This is Nuckin' Futs!"


    Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star is a film that was severely panned by critics and audiences upon first release. It met with such an appalling reception that I purposely avoided it in fear of it being as horrible as some people have sa

    ...( read more)id. However when I finally watched the film all my previous expectations were surpassed. People called it 'poor' and 'laugh-less' but I guess it's a matter of taste: I laughed quite frequently and found it to be decent comedy.


    Dickie Roberts (Spade) was a very popular child actor who had an enormous fan base. After his show was cancelled while still a young child, the 'child actor syndrome' kicks in: i.e. Dickie is no longer a desired actor among the studios. He slips off the grid and out of the industry due to his sudden drop in popularity. Even his mother leaves him while he is still at a young age. Now an adult, Dickie is poor and has been reduced to typical jobs such as being a valet attendant who parks cars. He misses the fame and popularity of being a famous actor. When in Hollywood he meets Brendan Fraser (played by himself, logically enough) who is able to get Dickie an audition for the new Rob Reiner film. But Dickie is rejected because he doesn't have the genuine feel of the part due to his childhood that he was robbed of. Reiner believes that Dickie just isn't a real person because of the way stardom affected him when he was a child. Dickie is still determined to get the part and stage a successful comeback. To do this he will need to develop a personality of his own. So he advertises a considerable amount of money if a family will allow him to move in and hopefully relive a proper childhood. Dickie moves in with the typical suburban family: selfless mother Grace (McCormack), selfish father George (Bierko) and their two kids Sam (Terra) and Sally (Boyd).


    There is a good basic premise here. It's a well-known fact that child stars usually disappear from the spotlight or their life is lost to drugs and alcohol. Although the script is decent, it's ultimately flawed massively by its overuse of clichés and conventions. Not to mention a few sickening sub-plots like the predictable one concerning Dickie falling in love with his new mother Grace. There's quite a bit of sexual humour trapped within this solitary sub-plot. And then of course we have the obligatory few scenes concerning school bullies that Dickie swiftly takes care of. These are all predictable and it wouldn't be a tragedy if they were left out. Despite this they're still mildly amusing at times.


    The central laughs are built on the clever dialogue deliveries from David Spade. I'm not going to tell a lie at all - I thought that some of his insulting rants were absolutely hilarious and I was laughing out loud quite constantly. But it's a shame there wasn't any effort on the part of the screenwriter (looking at you, David Spade) to create any other gags or any other characters that can deliver funny dialogue.


    After the first third of this film, we all know what the outcome will be. The conclusion is cheesy and predictable beyond words. The good news is that there are a number of decent laughs to keep one entertained despite its predictability.


    David Spade is funny when given the right material to work with. Using a script he wrote himself it seems he gave his character the majority of the funny dialogue. The rest of the acting is okay but nothing groundbreaking. The kids sometimes seemed a little cardboard, as did the rest of the cast at times. Acting lessons are badly required during some sections of the movie.


    Aside from its flaws and shortcomings, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star at least stocks a good supply of laughs. There's no brilliance or innovation in the laughs department; however the film is still hilarious viewing. One of the film's highlights: a reunion of genuine former child stars being grouped together for a musical finale during the end credits.
  • April 29, 2008
    one star is enough, how anyone can give it more than 2 is astounding
  • July 27, 2007
    Pretty funny, if only for David Spade.
  • July 16, 2007
    David Spade embodies Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star with the snide, glib, and bored attitude for which he is loved by his fans.
  • July 2, 2007
    Loved it, I thought it was David Spades best movie that didn't include Chris Farley.
  • December 19, 2009
    PRETTY FUNNY DAVID SPADE FLICK
  • December 17, 2009
    I had avoided this for so long after it was panned but I'm really glad I saw this now. It's a great comedy. I'm a fan of David Spade. His sense of humour appeals to me and in this movie his sarcastic wit made me laugh a lot. Witness his wicked putdown to 3 school bullies which is...( read more) hilarious to see. The plot as it is concerns Dickie Roberts, a former child star desperate to make a comeback. To research for an audition for a Rob Reiner movie he moves in with a family (mother, father and 2 kids) for a month in order to understand what it feels like to be a child. Something he missed out on as he was such a huge star when he was growing up.

    It's got a great storyline and the cast is great especially the 2 kids but it's David Spade that really makes this movie. Loads of former Hollywood child stars make cameos in this movie and the song featuring them during the end credits is very funny. Forget about the bad press this movie got and give it a go. I think you'll find it's not as bad as they said it was. Sure, it's not perfect but you will get some good laughs out of it. Oh and don't forget his catchphrase "this is nucking futs"!!!
  • December 16, 2009
    saw the start at skool...prtty bad
  • December 12, 2009
    well umn just seen this movie 4 the 1st time n think that this is a good movie 2 watch...its got a good cast of actors/actressess thorughout this movie...i think that alyssa milano, ashley edner, barry williams, corey feldman, corey haim, craig bierko, doris roberts, david spade,...( read more) danny bonaduce play good roles/parts throughout this movie...i think that the director of this comedy/romance movie had done a good job of directing this movie because you never know what 2 expect throughout this movie.....i think that this is a really enjoyable comedy movie with a good cast throughout this movie
  • November 17, 2009
    It wasn't a Joe Dirt

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