User Comments for Dogma

  • Liloh
    Here some Nasty and Funny Quotes

    Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
    Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
    Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
    Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
    [a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]
    Jay: Dude, not all the time.


    Jay: So what's up? You got a friend for Silent Bob, or are you just gonna do us both? If so, I'm first. I hate sloppy seconds.


    Bethany: You're a man of principle.


    Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.


    Bethany: You knew Jesus?

    Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks.
    posted 14 days ago
  • bardockownsyou
    I love this movie... I think it's my favorite Kevin Smith movie XD Great stuff!
    posted 359 days ago
  • criticspurple
    i love this film so much it is hilairous i never get bored of it, who house.... runs house, say what
    posted 377 days ago
  • johnpaullucky7
    great movie kevin smith is the best with this
    posted 783 days ago

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