Aldo Ray, Barbara Monker, Crackers Phinn
In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe...( read more
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DVD Release Date: April 25, 2006
Stats: 33 reviews
If you are looking for an example of jaw-dropping ineptness, awful dialogue and point-it-and-shoot style directing then one is a humdinger! Obviously an attempt to cash in on the popularity of flesh-eating flicks like Cannibal Holocaust and the Don't Go Near titles of the late 70...( read more)
Pure insanity put on celluloid. I rented this years ago on VHS and the cheesy cover drew me in. Never in my wildest dreams could I have foreseen the film that was presented. Seriously, check out the plot synopsis on this sweet baby, and believe you me, the actual movie is even...( read more)
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The Tamara Taylor pictured above as a cast member in "Don't Go Near the Park" is the wrong Tamara Taylor! I know because I am the right Tamara Taylor, and I now go by the name "Tammy Taylor". So please change the photo to correctly identify me as the actress in this 80's cult classic!
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