Recent Reviews for Embrace of the Vampire


  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 27, 2008
    If you're looking for steamy this is a good movie for you. You see a LOT of breasts in this movie so if that offends you, you shouldn't watch this one. I wasn't expecting a great film so I wasn't disapointed. lol
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 23, 2008
    My GOsh:( I think your a wonderful actor and person. BUT gosh could you have played a worse roll in this movie? I got my hopes up and they droped strieght down when I saw this movie... BUt I have no doubt that you will play a really great roll in Hugo Pool. I've read good reports about it
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    March 11, 2008
    Young innocent girl has caught the interest of a vampire who tries to seduce her with the help of erotic dreams.
    Lets see if I can get this straight: bad make-up, crap acting, no good music, lousy dialogue and story, so bad in fact that they need to toss in some extra unnecessary nudity to cover up their shortcomings and make it more interesting, which leads me to the conclusion: bad movie. Do not watch.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    February 28, 2008
    In a weak and horny moment I downloaded this awful movie, because of the interesting synopsis and sexy Alyssa Milano. It's ok to watch this kind of movie once in a while, to remember how bad movies can be and get another addition to the bottom ratings (as if I needed more). The movie is a disgrace even to C movies, and besides a few erotic moments, this movie didn't have a single shred of quality. Why Jennifer Tilly decided to play a small role in this movie, is beyond me.
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    December 25, 2007
    One of my lang standing fantasies: a pretty woman stalked by a hungry vampire...Heck, any vampire would chase Milano!
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 25, 2007
    Kind of ruined Alyssa Melano's innocence with this flick. Pathetic but an ok film. Oversexuality ruins it. Left much to be desired.
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    May 30, 2007
    ooooh, heard about this one.... wanna see this... comeon guys? when the words "erotic world" and "carnal pleasure" are put together in one sentence describing an alyssa milano flick, there's gotta be somethin here worth seein, am i right or AM I RIGHT?
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 30, 2007
    Would have given it 5 stars if they could have worked in Tony Danza as Van Helsing. God bless Alyssa Milano.
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 16, 2007
    Ok, this movie, overall, pure garbage. BUT, manages to provide one of the steamiest sex scenes in cinema history with Milano and Charlotte Lewis' lip-locking.
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    May 15, 2007
    An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduce her to a dark world of carnal desires.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    May 10, 2007
    I would give it 4 stars just for Alyssa Milano bearing herself, but I'm rating the movie not the content.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    April 17, 2007
    Holy shit was this horrible. if not for the NR version with Charlotte Lewis and Milano getting it on (naked and tongues and the whole nine yards... YES!), I might've slit my wrists.

    I watched 50% of this in fast forward. But don't worry, the extra time was spent paused on the good parts ;)
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    March 1, 2007
    Hey, if she gets naked in it, why not? I seem to base a lot of movies I would watch on nudity...LOL
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    February 25, 2007
    some pretty hot girl on girl with alyssa milano, other than that, some other t & a but thats about it. Watched it during my younger Milano phaze days...
  • Want To See
    MCT:
    February 24, 2007
    haha, I'd watch it for the hopes of any shots of the former whos the boss girl in the nude...other than that...bah
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 10, 2007
    Umm the worst Vampire movie ever? I bought this cos Jennifer is in it and she has one line! "Gimme a drink" wow very aluring cameo!
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 5, 2007
    This movie has two redeeming qualities: Alyssa Milano's left tit and Alyssa milano's right tit. There's really no other reason to watch the movie.
  • 2.5 Stars
    MCT:
    January 4, 2007
    I'm a hugh an of Alyssa Milano. Even though this film is not one of her best, and it has a poor story line, she still makes it work somehow.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 29, 2006
    Were there vampires in this? I don't remember any, and I don't care. As a movie, it sucks, but Alyssa Milano's various sexual awakenings seen here make it watchable. What? Don't look at me like that...
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 22, 2006
    I can't say that this was a quality movie. The plot was fairly trite. And the dialogue wasn't all that elequent. Call it a guilty pleasure. But. I totally loved the film! Hell. I would have given it four stars - if the vampire had actually won.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    September 14, 2006
    Milano is supremely sexy in this slight vampire tale. There's a good lesbian scene but (if I remember correctly) the other women turns out to the very male vampire in disguise! WTF?!
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    September 8, 2006
    shit. basically a perverts fantasy (naked people) and one vampire who has barely anything to do with it and dies. pshhh. dont watch it.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 10, 2006
    Horrible movie, with Alyssa Milano nude. 0 out of as a movie alone. 6 out of 10 with the Milano boobs.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 9, 2006
    this should be in the soft-core Skinamax catagory.. the movie is lame, but alyssa milano is nekkid a lot :p
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 14, 2006
    Yeah the movie is awful... but oh my god is Alyssa Milano hot in it... i mean it's really really awful.. but the hottness is ridiculous.

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