Eternal
Eternal (2004)

A tough cop makes a startling discovery about his wife and the leader of a band of bisexual sensualists in this erotic thriller. Raymond Pope (Conrad Pla) is a police detective with an appetite for kinky sex and an inability to stay… More

Rated: R
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Release Date: October 18, 2005
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39%

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Critic Score: 21% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: Even by the standards of camp, Eternal fails to entertain.

G. Allen Johnson
San Francisco Chronicle

There's no camp in this vamp; the lady, and the film, is a tramp.

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James Berardinelli
ReelViews

I wouldn't recommend this for theatrical viewing, but as late night cable fare, it's an acceptable way for an insomniac to pass two hours.

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David Noh
Film Journal International

You watch this brain-dead film in a similar state yourself, until its culmination at--where else?--the cheesiest of masked balls.

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Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times

That the acting is stilted and that the filmmakers and especially Pla take themselves so seriously serves to make Eternal deliriously silly camp fare.

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David Edelstein
Slate

Perfect for watching on video on a cool Cape Cod night, but maybe not so arousing in an arthouse for 10 bucks and change.

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Laura Kelly
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

But for all its exposed skin, the film's pulse is hard to find.

Mark Olsen
L.A. Weekly

Conrad Pla turns in a performance of such staggering ineptitude that it almost (key word: almost) reaches a so-bad-it's-good, Plan 9 From Outer Space brilliance.

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Lou Lumenick
New York Post

Quite silly and not especially scary.

Luke Y. Thompson
New Times

Neron and Pla look like porn stars and have about the same level of acting ability.

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This movie must be Canadian because it keeps reappearing on TV. It is a combo vampire, renegade cop, soft porn and horror film.