Eulogy for a Vampire
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Eulogy for a Vampire
A remote rural monastery inhabited by the monks of the mysterious Order of Pathicus is the site of a heinous murder, committed by a young novice, Anthony, upon another young novice, Florian, when his affections and sexual desires are not reciprocated. Flash forward 25 years -- Father Anthony, now the head priest of the monastery, has maintained the secret of the murder, and the hiding place of Florian's corpse. But, all is not well: animal eviscerations, strange sounds in the night, and the presence of a strange "phantom goat" in the dark corridors forebode an evil presence. Add… More
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"It's hard to imagine anyone watching this attempt at a horror film without guffawing. (Or maybe it's supposed to be a comedy?)"
‑ Neil Genzlinger, New York Times
"Often drags and suffers from a painfully lazy, bland and contrived screenplay. It's a poorly-directed, lifeless mess with wooden performances and pretentious cinematography."
‑ Avi Offer, NYC Movie Guru
"Unlike the modern glamour-vamps of True Blood and Twilight, this group of smitten and bitten men are no fun at all."
‑ Billy Heller, New York Post
"The gay-themed Eulogy for a Vampire is dead serious about its mix of eroticism and horror, but the more serious it tries to be, the campier it becomes."
‑ Maitland McDonagh, Miss FlickChick
"Despite the occasional keeper of an image... this is one gay vampire film that's surprisingly anemic."
‑ Andrew Schenker, Village Voice
"For select fans of campy gay comedies, Eulogy for a Vampire turns out to be a yell-at-the-screen experience no different from Plan 9 From Outer Space or Mystery Science Theater 3000."
‑ Steve Ramos, Boxoffice Magazine
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