Frozen Assets (1992)
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25% want to see it
(23 ratings)
A rising young executive is ecstatic to learn that he is to be acting president at the small-town bank his company just purchased until he gets there and realizes that it is a sperm bank. This base little comedy centers on his attempts to make the place profitable and also chronicles the growing… More A rising young executive is ecstatic to learn that he is to be acting president at the small-town bank his company just purchased until he gets there and realizes that it is a sperm bank. This base little comedy centers on his attempts to make the place profitable and also chronicles the growing love between himself and the uptight but pretty biologist who works there. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
- Directed By
- George Miller
- Written By
- Don Klein, Thomas Kartozian
- Genres
- Comedy
- Studio
- Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
Critic Reviews
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Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
This movie is seriously bad, but what puzzles me is its tone. This is essentially a children's movie with a dirty mind.
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Cast
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Shelley Long
as Dr. Grace Murdock
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Corbin Bernsen
as Zach Shepard
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Larry Miller
as Newton Patterson
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Dody Goodman
as Mrs. Patterson
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Gerrit Graham
as Lewis Crandall
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Matt Clark
as J.F. Hughes
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Paul Sand
as McTaggert
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Linda Altus
as Expectant Mother
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John Mallory Asher
as Bobby Murdock
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Sara Ballentine
as Valentine
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Gary Basey
as Clarence
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Jerry Basham
as Hotel Clerk
- Kimberly Beck
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Charles Bernard
as Zach Shepard's Father
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Collin Bernsen
as Lomax
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Christie Blackmon
as Cheerleader
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Karen Boettcher-Tate
as Mrs. Walker
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Lauren Brooks
as Lauren Walker
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Tara Brooks
as Tara
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Gloria Camden
as Gloria the Madam
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Jeanne Cooper
as Zach's Mother
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Teri Copley
as Peaches
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Jacqueline Desnet
as Receptionist
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Duffy Epstein
as Bob Gould
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Michelle Guthrie
as Sheila
- Michael G. Hagerty
- Sandra Holt
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Walt Hoppert
as Donor
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Lindsey Hutchinson
as Cheerleader
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Lee Imperial
as Expectant Father
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Barbara Irvin
as Hotel Clerk's Wife
- Holly Kane
- Randy Kirby
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Michele Lane
as Mommy in Classroom
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Jenifer Lewis
as Jomisha
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Sheryl Mary Lewis
as Picketing Housewife
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Colleen Mason
as Maddie
- Don Maxwell
- Mimi Maynard
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Dal McKennon
as Stud of the Year/Octogenarian
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Lauren Moran
as Gladys
- Tony Pope
- Udana Power
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Don Scorby
as TGC Guard
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Sandi St. John
as Black-eyed Man's Wife
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Vicky Vose
as Cindy Andrews
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Michael Weisman
as NPI Guard
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Ivy Wharton
as Miss Armstrong
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Brandon Wolff
as Youngest Walker Son
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Lee Carrau
as Black-eyed Man
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John Bloom (III)
as Ed Walker
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Jesse Merz
as Neighbor (uncredited)
- Tom Tully
