Dennis Quaid,
Christopher Eccleston,
Channing Tatum,
Marlon Wayans,
Sienna Miller
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An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.
DVD Release Date: November 3, 2009
Stats: 47,154 reviews
without question, this film is a massive disappointment. having said that, i waited so long to see it that all i heard was how unwatchable this movie is, so im surprised by how much i didnt hate this film. as a fan of the cartoon in the 80's i was hoping for a good film, and i ...( read more)
So, what were you expecting...pure genius?
I have seen the bad reviews and I agree, but what did you set out to watch? Did you expect some mix of Platoon with The Matrix?
This is more like "Inspector Gadget" meets "Transformers."
Set your expectations where they belong...low ...( read more)
By far, one of the worst films of the decade.
For start, it's absolutely boring. Visual effects are disgustingly awful and look like a 90's videogame from start to finish. Every single performance is completely out of tone with the movie: Channing Tatum thinks he's in some sort ...( read more)
It was OK for someone who didn't watch the cartoon or read the comic books.......
Basically Team America: World Police played straight and minus the political edge. full review
I could load you up with more plot details, but this mercilessly incoherent, galactically stupid movie left me too numb to type. full review
G.I. Joe is a loud but proficient slab of explode-o-rama summer blockbuster nonsense, perfectly entertaining if you like that sort of thing, extremely skippable if you don't. full review
It is sure to be enjoyed by those whose movie appreciation is defined by the ability to discern that moving pictures and sound are being employed to depict violence. full review
Formerly a real American hero, G.I. Joe is no longer a hero (it's a team) or American (it's a multinational unit of military superstars, though the way they do business you'd rather have the Croatian ... full review
There is an inertia born of ceaseless, stupefying animation. full review
So over the top bad that this was actually enjoyable fun to watch.
If you go in to just enjoy the ride and remember this ISN'T based in reality then you'll be fine.
I think too many people pick this movie apart and forget what playing GI Joes was when you were a kid which was to use your imagination, your Joes could jump from the floor to the couch and there was nothing they couldn't do and in alot of ways that's what this movie is.
omg i loveeeeee thiz movie i would go and see it again !!!
love da cazt , love the fightinq everythinq was just great!!!
whent to see it on my brithday..still could not belive it was out on that day...left me and my friend with questions like when is the 2nd one comeing out...still i would watch this movie over and over and over..it was worth the money and i cant wait for the dvd
Why can't they just leave things alone. Everything isn't meant to be remade, revamped and brought to a movie theater.
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