Gigli (2003)

Larry Gigli, a lowly hit man in Los Angeles, who is looking to finally score big, lands the perfect "job"--or so he thinks. He is assigned to kidnap Brian, the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal… More

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Rated: R
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Release Date: December 9, 2003
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Critic Score: 6% Rotten Tomatoes™ Critic Reviews

Consensus: Bizarre and clumsily plotted, Gigli is a mess. As for its stars, Affleck and Lopez lack chemistry.

Jeff Giles

After the schadenfreudian thrill of watching beautiful people humiliate themselves wears off, it has the same annihilating effect on your will to live.

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Michael Agger
New Yorker

It's hard to tell who this movie was intended for: those who think that a mentally challenged boy singing dirty rap lyrics is cute and funny? Those who find Ben Affleck's brow to be ineffably mysterious? Students of Stoic philosophy looking for a test?

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Philip French
Observer [UK]

It's like the first draft of a one-set play that Neil Simon wisely abandoned, and which was then handed to Quentin Tarantino to spice up.

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Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal

More stupefying follies may come, but it's impossible to imagine how they'll beat this one for staggering idiocy, fatuousness or pretension.

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Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader

Brief but flamboyant cameos by Christopher Walken and Al Pacino helped keep me distracted from the noble intentions and the silliness.

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Sam Adams
Philadelphia City Paper

Gigli won't be the worst movie to come out of Hollywood all year, but it's sure to be one of the most forgettable.

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Christy Lemire
Associated Press

Every bit as unwatchable as the deafening negative chatter would suggest.

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Jessica Winter
Time Out

Mitigating factors: a carefully curated sampling of J-Lo butt cleavage, and an arrhythmic Christopher Walken cameo which momentarily diverts the doomed ship from collision with the iceberg.

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Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph

It's every bit as atrocious as you may have heard. Nay, worse.

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Flixster Audience Score: 13% Flixster User Reviews
Manu Gino
Life doesn't play by the rules. Mediocre movie! Overall this is not the `worst film ever made', those who tell you that have clearly have a limited… More
Steven Carrier
The reason "Gigli" gets the moniker of "worst movie ever made" (which is a gross exaggeration) is because it was released in the heyday of… More
Spencer S.
When Conan O'Brien just has to say the name of your movie to get a big laugh in his opening monologue every night for two months, you know you've… More
Derek Daniels
This is a bad movie. It is NOT, however, a horrible movie. I have seen far worse films than this. The storyline is ridiculous and the film tries to be too funny… More
Christian C
OMG! It's like watching a train wreck (without the dead people). Sadly, I can't say there are no injuries -- at least as far as public respect might… More
Ken Stachnik
Ridiculous in its premise, vomit inducing in its sentimentality and everyone involved should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. It's like the screen… More