Gladiator Eroticvs (2001)

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Best known for taking their clothes off in a series of rather disreputable horror films, low-rent "scream queens" Debbie Rochon and Misty Mundae continue their respective slides toward full-tilt porn in this comic softcore offering from Seduction Cinema. Director John Bacchus tries his best to keep… More Best known for taking their clothes off in a series of rather disreputable horror films, low-rent "scream queens" Debbie Rochon and Misty Mundae continue their respective slides toward full-tilt porn in this comic softcore offering from Seduction Cinema. Director John Bacchus tries his best to keep things moving in the world of 285 A.D., but is hampered by his budget and a screenplay which only exists to frame various (admittedly very watchable) lesbian encounters. The plot, such as it is, features Darian Caine (who is in almost all of these) as Roman General Eroticus, whose powerful mixture of military cunning and seduction impresses Emperor Gluteus Maximus (Jeffrey Faoro) so much that he wants her to be his successor. That doesn't sit too well with his whiny son, the aptly named Dickus Minimus (John Fedele), who arrests her and leaves her to die. Naturally, she becomes a slave, then fights and sleeps her way back to the top in the gladiatorial arena. Characters are named Clitoris, Orgasmus, and Fellatio, and there's a senator called Tittus Lickus, making one wonder if somebody had seen Monty Python's Life of Brian once too often. Bacchus has been making movies for Seduction for some time, with many of the same cast and crew behind this film, so viewers wanting more should look for Mistress Frankenstein, The Erotic Witch Project, and Play Mate of the Apes, among others. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi