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As part of a new rehabilitation program, eight troubled young adults are sent to serve a week of community service in a remote California state forest range called Grizzly Park. Under the supervision ...( read more 
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MCT:October 5, 2008
Another one of those B rated "scary" Movies...and it sucked. There are alot of B rated really good ones out there and usually I really like them. This the Story was ugh and the Cast was just horrible. What happen to the good ones? Someone put me outta my misery...
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MCT:October 5, 2008Not a scary movie at all, more of a comedy. The acting in this is awful, and the storyline is not exactly wonderful.
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MCT:September 3, 2008
More of a comedy that a horror flick. Shots of real bear were good, other than that just a so-so movie.
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MCT:August 14, 2008There are films so stupid they're simply a total turn-off. There are also films so stupid they're seriously insulting. And there are films so stupid they're COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME.
And then another notch below, there's Grizzly Park.
It's a common complaint among fans that too many horror films these days don't take the time to develop their characters before throwing them into bloody peril, and thus, we viewers couldn't care less what happens to them. A fair criticism, but what if the characters being ''developed'' are all jaw-dropping idiots, portrayed by actors who can't even successfully fake being in pain? THIS is Grizzly Park's biggest problem. The screenwriter's choice of setting absolutely nobody among its main young adults as a true protagonist turns the experience into a frustratingly long waiting game-- because frankly, we all know slashers are all about 'punishment', and with these eight airheads being paraded around as bear food for so long, well, it's not exactly what one could call a blast to anticipate their demise for so damn long. It feels like a chore-- and when a slasher film feels like a chore, well, you know it's all done wrong from the very start.
The visuals alternately borrow from the 80's slasher cinema, to gay porn films, to trendy underwear ads and back. The moody, elegant score is also way too good for this kind of junk-- and accompanied by the classy opening credits and verse from II Kings, it all results into an unbelievably uneven mishmash. One minute it's really serious about its bear homicides and the ACTUAL! DANGER! OHMYGAWD!! (gotta love those sucky actors doing the best they can in shitty roles), the next one we get a cartoonish decapitation that's at once hysterically funny and embarassingly offbeat.
Really... no, seriously, the tone, my god, is... so... fucking... STRANGE. It takes fucking forever to get to the killings... and when those numerous maulings occur (most of them in a five-minute segment involving a criminally unscary barnshed), it's as if we didn't even give a shit anymore. Grizzly Park's pacing should be put in prison. Thankfully, a real bear is used instead of an awful CGI creation. We see 'it' about three times for more than five seconds. Good times.
Overall, the only death that comes close to being actually satisfying has to be when a chick gets one of her silicone boobs torn off by a bear, which is splattered on a tree. A bloody. Fucking. Tit. Splattering. On. A. Tree. Just motherfucking WAITt 'til you see the slow-mo shot of the severed breast bursting in silicone against tree bark. Seriously. When a moment like THAT is the hightlight of your film, well...
You will see how profoundly moronic some horror films can still be, in 2008.
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MCT:June 6, 2008
This was an okay film, though what I guess was intended as a comedic tone never really made me laugh, and the toxic characters are all better off as bear fodder than wasting our good air, which made it hard to root for anyone.
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MCT:June 6, 2008some really good kill scences.... goes to show u that u shouldn't fuk wit nature lol... & the one part that I figured was the ditsy chick.. to easy to figure out.. but the rest of the cast seemed to do rather well in pulling this film off.. was well worth the 3 week wait for this movie
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MCT:June 3, 2008
it wasnt a terrible movie its just a slow moving movie lots of talking and just the kids hiking through the woods until it finally kicks in and the bear attacks and they used a real bear which was cool so no super cheesy special effects but the deaths were silly so thats where the cheese showed up instead
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MCT:May 3, 2008
ahuahuhauahuh Terror-comédia! Morri de rir!!! O filme é de quinta categoria, mas é bem ensanguentado e cômico!
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