Hard Breakers
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Driven by a history of dating pitfalls and frustration with men, Alexis and her best friend Lindsay decide to turn the tables and devise a plan to lure unsuspecting men close enough to knock them out and drag them back to their lair for their own satisfaction. When an absent father and an obsessive ex-boyfriend force Alexis to confront her issues with men, the girls' plan goes awry and Alexis falls head over heels in love with one of her male conquests. Lindsay, consumed by her darker nature, decides to go out on the hunt alone, leading to her arrest. In the end, the girls reunite and… More

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Rotten Tomatoes Score: 14%

Critic Reviews from Rotten Tomatoes

"Woefully inept and stupendously unfunny -- a movie that slots into that special sub-category of terrible, the one that calls out for alcohol and friends with an appreciation for barbed derision."
‑ Brent Simon, Shockya.com
"The film might be the closest approximation to the gender inverse of an Apatow flick."
‑ Paul Schrodt, Slant Magazine
"Unspeakably awful."
‑ Mike McGranaghan, Aisle Seat
"A battle-of-the-sexes farce where vindictive females force their unsuspecting prey to be friends with benefits, whether they want some or not!"
‑ Kam Williams, NewsBlaze
"Giving the genre a refreshing gender curl, the picture still falls short in the laugh department, with a distinctly stale sitcom air penetrating the relatively vulgar mood."
‑ Brian Orndorf, BrianOrndorf.com
"Remember those teen sex comedies like Losin' It that started the careers of people like Tom Cruise? This isn't one of them."
‑ Kevin A. Ranson, MovieCrypt.com
"This surfing sex comedy does no favors to any of those words, and words don't really seem to be familiar territory to most of these characters in the first place."
‑ Matt Pais, RedEye
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