Recent Reviews for Hard to Kill

  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 29, 2008
    You really pull for Steven Seagal in this one. He is out to get revenge after his wife has been murdered and he's nearly been murdered, and he succeeds.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 5, 2008
    Remember when Steven Segal could kick your ass? This movie illustrates that, its why he became famous. This is by far his best work.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    April 20, 2008
    My favorite Seagal movie and the first of his that I ever saw, this movie is what made me a Seagal fan in the first place. It's a good blend of action and continuing storyline with a good plot and above-average acting. A good place to start when viewing Seagal films for the first time.
  • 1.0 Star
    MCT:
    March 23, 2008
    Hard to Kill? More like Hard to Watch!
    Just another one of Seagal's easy to fall asleep to movies brimming with out of date 90's retro feeling. Oh yeah?!
    So Seagal... A.K.A: Mason Storm... cue pun, is an undercover cop, uncovers a cunning ploy to act some crooked senator elected. But wait, oh yes the crooked senator guy, you know... the baddie from Die Hard 2? No? Yeh no one remembers him. Anyway he get's some dirty cop's to go and kill Seagal and his entire family.
    So Mr Storm ends up in a coma... wakes up seven years later... cuts his hair and don's the exact same waistcoat he wore seven years ago... and goes out for revenge...
    Exciting stuff right? It would be except it's shit.
    I've seen better acting in nursery nativities and less inaccuracies too. For example if you fire a sawn-off shotgun and then stick the barrel in someone's mouth... chances are it would fucking burn! And i'm pretty sure anyone in their right mind could out run a bed-ridden coma patent as he pushes himself around with a broom! Oh not in this movie! I'm pretty sure this movie was directed by a 5 year old idiot!
    I know I can give these movies stick sometimes... mainly Kickboxer, but it's because I use Kickboxer as my control group, as in its a good movie for the wrong reasons! But this movie doesn't even try. A future echo of all the lazy shit movies Seagal has yet to make.
    Kelly LeBrock has no acting talent in this movie and was generally badly cast, the baddie... William Sadler didn't even get a full showdown in what is meant to be your typical action movie. No instead he's hiding in the closet! Hmm.
    There are only about 6.5 Fights, 2 shootouts. ...and a whole lot of nothing else to keep you interested either.
    Funnily enough this didn't get a DVD release in the UK, probably because a certain Mr Akido expert is still trying to keep the fans he has! Or a Miss LeBrock who was brought up in England is ashamed of her OTT English accent.
    Pretty poor show all around.
  • No rating.
    MCT:
    March 14, 2008
    I had recorded this, while sleeping, and never watched it, have several videos like that, I watch, when nothing on television, as often is, now that I have no satellite service, so use the free antennae reception, so someday, ALL TELEVISION RECEPTION WILL BE PAY TV??? THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Local television stations very rarely put on a film to watch with free YV by antennae, which all of us, should complain about, as truth is, reality, with inflation, high utilities, gasoline, food, groceries, cable, satellite reception is being dropped by necessity. All should be raising caine about it, right??
  • 5.0 Stars
    MCT:
    March 12, 2008
    All his movies fantastic
    don't know why stars like
    seagul/stallone/vam damme
    don't get oscars.
    most of the oscars goes 2 idiots.
  • No rating.
    MCT:
    March 4, 2008
    A police detective Mason Storm (Steven Seagal) wakes up from his coma spent all this time in the hospital for 7 years. Mason uses his knowledge of acupuncture and other meditation techniques to bring back his strength and train himself again. Mason contacts O'Malley to tells Mason that his son is a teenager named Sonny Storm (Zachary Rosencrantz) is still alive as Mason's son was send to private school.
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    January 20, 2008
    Good follow-up to Above the Law. He got to star in this one with his actual wife instead of Sharon Stone.
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    November 24, 2007
    I know this will piss alot of you off,but... All Steven Seagal movies are almost the same. Yes I said it.
  • 0.5 Stars
    MCT:
    November 21, 2007
    Man......Kelly LeBrock used to be HOT!!! I used to have a huge crush on her.

    Oh, right......this movie sucks
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    October 4, 2007
    Steven Seagal and his wife at the time kelly lebrock(weird science)team up to bring you more seagal action.
    "i'll take you to the bank .... the blood bank" lol
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    October 1, 2007
    He gets shot up, goes into a coma, and comes back with a vengeance! Ehehe! Compared to some of his other movies, this plot wasn't so bad.
  • 2.0 Stars
    MCT:
    September 29, 2007
    I've never seriously watched a Steven Seagal movie for more than a few scenes, but if they're anything like this film, I only want to watch more! - "I'll take you to the bank... the blood bank."
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    August 31, 2007
    Ah Seagal.If I need a pick me up,all I have to do is watch one of his late eighties to mid nineties heyday movies.They're just so fucking ridiculous that it puts a smile on my face.Here Seagal is put in a coma for 7 years and when he wakes up much ass kicking,wrist snapping and squinting ensues.
  • 4.5 Stars
    MCT:
    August 11, 2007
    Husban and wife make a great team. Must make sex scenes that much more fun for them. LOL But I like the ACTION
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    July 21, 2007
    Awesome, Gerneic, 1980's, You F@#$ed with the wrong guy/ I am a martial arts master. Steven Seagal movie
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 18, 2007
    back when Kelly LeBrock was totally hot. One of the few Seagall flicks. Also known as Hard To Hear and Hard to Watch in some countries.
  • Not Interested
    MCT:
    July 11, 2007
    I cant believe that in every movie poster Steven Seagul has a freaking gun,WTF?Can he do something else besides being a cop or an ex-military?
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    July 10, 2007
    One of Seagal's earlier films back when he was entertaining. All of his films before Under Seige were fun to watch - he just beat the crap out of his co-stars and acted like a badass. It was fun to watch him break arms. The movie basically sucks, but it's fun to watch.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 28, 2007
    Steven Seagal does a good job in this movie as does Kelly LeBrock. This is a must see for any Steven Seagal fan!
  • 3.0 Stars
    MCT:
    June 22, 2007
    this one had more of an old school kung fu movie feel due to the extended training sequences. a new caliber of violence here, revenge goes well with snapped arms.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 17, 2007
    This was a good film and I liked the part where the nurse put the kitten on his pillow! The kitten was soo cute!
  • 1.5 Stars
    MCT:
    June 11, 2007
    For Seagal it should be "Hard to Make A Good Movie". However, it's better than most of his generic action films.
  • 3.5 Stars
    MCT:
    May 24, 2007
    Not so bad, though wasn't the best. Too predictable. I liked Kelly LeBrock. Brought back memories of Weird Science.
  • 4.0 Stars
    MCT:
    May 8, 2007
    Real Action from a martial arts artists. With moves so sleek that i will watch it on re-runs anyday!

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