Hardbodies (1984)

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Three middle-aged men take off for the beach in search of sex and happiness in this comedy that does not think much, and so it partly is. When the three older men arrive at the sea and surf, sex is not exactly forthcoming because they have lost the knack of picking up women. Enter the local hunk… More Three middle-aged men take off for the beach in search of sex and happiness in this comedy that does not think much, and so it partly is. When the three older men arrive at the sea and surf, sex is not exactly forthcoming because they have lost the knack of picking up women. Enter the local hunk Scotty (Grant Kramer) who brings them up to speed, and, voilà, the men are miraculously able to overcome their obvious flaws and attract the younger women they desire. Even though they are together, the three men are not alike -- Hunter (Gary Wood) is a dedicated lecher and when he gets involved with Scotty's girlfriend Kristie (Teal Roberts), trouble starts to brew. Rounder (Michael Rapaport) is likeable and funny, and Ashby (Sorrells Picard) finally opts out of their joint venture. Most of these characters and their sexual hang-ups and interests and humor soon pale like a tan in winter, long before the last sunset has faded into night. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

Rating, Runtime: R, 1 hr. 28 min.
Directed By: Mark Griffiths, Mary Ann Fisher
Genres: Comedy

In Theaters: May 11, 1984 Wide

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A.D. V

Its been many a year since I last saw this T & A romp and apparently I saw it alot more than I realized because not only could I quote the movie here and there I actually found myself singing the theme song. Its the epitome of 80's sleeze in a purely fun way. There were… More
Its been many a year since I last saw this T & A romp and apparently I saw it alot more than I realized because not only could I quote the movie here and there I actually found myself singing the theme song. Its the epitome of 80's sleeze in a purely fun way. There were even a few surprises this time 'round: Kane Hodder plays a small role called 'Older Geek' and he was a stunt coordinator. Kathleen Kinmont plays a hot, hot skater. And the song Party Time mostly known from Return of the Living Dead is in the film twice.

Cast

            Grant Cramer as Scotty

            Teal Roberts as Kristi

            Gary Wood as Hunter

            Michael Rapport as Rounder

            Sorrells Pickard as Ashby

            Roberta Collins as Lana

            Cindy Silver as Kimberly

            Darcy de Moss as Dede

            Courtney Gains as Rag

            Joyce Jameson as Rounder's Mom

            Marcia Karr as Hardbody on Stairs

            Kathleen Kinmont as Pretty Skater

            Emily Longstreth as Girl on Skates (uncredited)

            Antony Ponzini as Rocco

            Crystal Shaw as Candy

            Kristi Somers as Michelle

            Mark Wilson as Partygoer

            Kane Hodder as Old Geek

            David Spector as Krok (Group in Club)

            Louise Baker as Rocco's Girl

            Leslee Bremer as Photo Session Hardbody

            Chuck Hart as Young Geek

            Kip Waldo as Head Geek

            Jackie Easton as Girl in Dressing Room

            Marvin Katzoff as Dorky Geek

            Karen Lee Kelly as Hardbody on Bike

            Michael Miller as Landlord
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